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Thread: my life is falling apart
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01-13-2023, 01:50 PM #126
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01-13-2023, 02:42 PM #127Registered User
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Archie Bunker
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01-13-2023, 02:59 PM #128
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obvs...Let me lock in the system at Warp 2
Push it on into systematic overdrive
You know what to do
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01-15-2023, 01:44 PM #129
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01-15-2023, 03:25 PM #130
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01-15-2023, 04:09 PM #131
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01-15-2023, 04:33 PM #132
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01-15-2023, 04:40 PM #133
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01-15-2023, 05:00 PM #134man of ice
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01-15-2023, 05:11 PM #135
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01-15-2023, 05:37 PM #136man of ice
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sorry man. but that comment is still cracking me up.
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01-15-2023, 05:56 PM #137
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01-15-2023, 08:28 PM #138
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01-16-2023, 09:56 AM #139
First page is some top tier shit. Like Duck Dynasty meets Jackass meets Sanford and Son.
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01-16-2023, 10:05 AM #140
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01-16-2023, 12:51 PM #141
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01-17-2023, 11:54 AM #142Registered User
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01-17-2023, 12:03 PM #143Registered User
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well yeah I can
here is an update on what I'm assuming is another failed relationship
the only relationship that I haven't failed at is the one I am having with living in a ski town and being a fuck up
so the other nite afternoon who can remember we were pretty tossed
I'm like in beast mode and I'm suppose to always pull out (she's late forties but still hasn't started menopause and we like playing with fire I guess)
so I pull out and blast all over her well kept coochie instead of her flat stomach
roll off and we lay there a for a bit, next thing I know shes on her back like a turtle cleaning up the mess and putting the used tissues back on the night stand
I blurt out "you could probably do that in the bathroom" well holy hell erupted and she started blaming me for making the mess in the wrong place and it was suddenly my fault she got so wet and how can I be so inconsiderate and such an ass in the first place to tell her where and when to clean up and then she told me to get lost
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01-17-2023, 12:16 PM #144
This just took an interesting turn.
"timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang
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01-17-2023, 12:47 PM #145
Well that escalated quickly.
I still call it The Jake.
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01-17-2023, 12:49 PM #146Registered User
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01-17-2023, 01:11 PM #147
If I were her I would have made you lick it up.
Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague
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01-17-2023, 01:40 PM #148
and obviously MTM is watching his own kind of porn
I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.
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01-17-2023, 02:18 PM #149
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01-17-2023, 02:22 PM #150
that is way too much fucking information for me
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🤮I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.
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