my life is falling apart

[oftpiste]

I still want to see the Christmas tree picture.

Hopeful it looked something like mine.

[fastfred]

Archie Bunker

[Tap]

FredChatGPT

obvs...

[skinipenem]

Hopeful it looked something like mine.

Holy crap that is fugly.

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[SumJongGuy]

Hopeful it looked something like mine.

Good grief, the Christmas Tampon?

[oftpiste]

Figured if I was gonna go fake I was gonna do it right. It was actually a big hit, although at night it lit up the entire neighborhood through the window.

[baron]

Hopeful it looked something like mine.

Love the Black Stars on top! Black Star Lyrics

Black star, jewel of the night
Black star, burning bright
Magnificent sun, a beacon burning
Five pointed coal, a guide eternal
Black star, five pointed coal
Black star, the cosmic soul
Shining opaque, celestial furnace
Glittering dark, a sun in mourning

Black star, where light never shines
Black star, won't you be my guide?
A dead sun for where the light never shines


Shine on...
Twinkle, twinkle black star
Shine on...

Black star, darken the skies
Forever burn, never to die
An ebony flame, a sun infernal
Nemesis of the night, my own dark angel
Black star, jewel of the night
Black star, so cruel, so bright
A glorious sun, with warmth so healing
Glittering dark, a sun in mourning

Black star, where light never shines
Black star, won't you be my guide?
A dead sun for where the light never shines

Shine on...
Twinkle, twinkle black star

Shine on... black star

[yeahman]

You are missing out. I recently skied with him (talking about SkiJ) and a more genuine and honest human being you will not find. He is wired a bit differently, his syntax makes more sense when you meet him and learn his life story.


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I have no doubt he is a really good person, and I'd like to meet him and ski with him. I won't read his posts anymore though. It's like fingernails on the chalkboard of my brain.

[ötzi]

Good grief, the Christmas Tampon?

funniest thing you've ever said on here, bravo

[oftpiste]

funniest thing you've ever said on here, bravo

you've cut me to the quick, ice.

[ötzi]

sorry man. but that comment is still cracking me up.

[Buster Highmen]

Figured if I was gonna go fake I was gonna do it right. It was actually a big hit, although at night it lit up the entire neighborhood through the window.

It scared the burglars away.
It sort of looks like a big warty penis.

[SumJongGuy]

you've cut me to the quick, ice.

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Careful folks.. It's obviously his time of the month...

[Muffcabbage]

First page is some top tier shit. Like Duck Dynasty meets Jackass meets Sanford and Son.

[oftpiste]

It scared the burglars away.
It sort of looks like a big warty penis.

birds of a feather and all that.....

[Core Shot]

First page is some top tier shit. Like Duck Dynasty meets Jackass meets Sanford and Son.

You need to post more than 5 times in 7 years.
Your comment sums up the thread.
Unless you can work dumpster fire into your final answer.

[exsparky]

You need to post more than 5 times in 7 years.
Your comment sums up the thread.
Unless you can work dumpster fire into your final answer.

I loved the less than 1 post per year count. I would have added stripper fights with a sharpened bicycle wheel weapon though.

[fastfred]

Unless you can work dumpster fire into your final answer.

well yeah I can

here is an update on what I'm assuming is another failed relationship
the only relationship that I haven't failed at is the one I am having with living in a ski town and being a fuck up

so the other nite afternoon who can remember we were pretty tossed
I'm like in beast mode and I'm suppose to always pull out (she's late forties but still hasn't started menopause and we like playing with fire I guess)
so I pull out and blast all over her well kept coochie instead of her flat stomach
roll off and we lay there a for a bit, next thing I know shes on her back like a turtle cleaning up the mess and putting the used tissues back on the night stand
I blurt out "you could probably do that in the bathroom" well holy hell erupted and she started blaming me for making the mess in the wrong place and it was suddenly my fault she got so wet and how can I be so inconsiderate and such an ass in the first place to tell her where and when to clean up and then she told me to get lost

[Timberridge]

This just took an interesting turn.

[BmillsSkier]

Well that escalated quickly.

[XXX-er]

well yeah I can

here is an update on what I'm assuming is another failed relationship
the only relationship that I haven't failed at is the one I am having with living in a ski town and being a fuck up

so the other nite afternoon who can remember we were pretty tossed
I'm like in beast mode and I'm suppose to always pull out (she's late forties but still hasn't started menopause and we like playing with fire I guess)
so I pull out and blast all over her well kept coochie instead of her flat stomach
roll off and we lay there a for a bit, next thing I know shes on her back like a turtle cleaning up the mess and putting the used tissues back on the night stand
I blurt out "you could probably do that in the bathroom" well holy hell erupted and she started blaming me for making the mess in the wrong place and it was suddenly my fault she got so wet and how can I be so inconsiderate and such an ass in the first place to tell her where and when to clean up and then she told me to get lost

so obviously you had watched different porn ?

[MakersTeleMark]

If I were her I would have made you lick it up.

[~mikey b]

and obviously MTM is watching his own kind of porn

[subtle plague]

and obviously MTM is watching his own kind of porn

Just another burning man story of many. He'll tell you one day.

[~mikey b]

that is way too much fucking information for me

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