Archie Bunker
FredChatGPT
obvs...
Let me lock in the system at Warp 2
Push it on into systematic overdrive
You know what to do
Love the Black Stars on top! Black Star Lyrics
Black star, jewel of the night
Black star, burning bright
Magnificent sun, a beacon burning
Five pointed coal, a guide eternal
Black star, five pointed coal
Black star, the cosmic soul
Shining opaque, celestial furnace
Glittering dark, a sun in mourning
Black star, where light never shines
Black star, won't you be my guide?
A dead sun for where the light never shines
Shine on...
Twinkle, twinkle black star
Shine on...
Black star, darken the skies
Forever burn, never to die
An ebony flame, a sun infernal
Nemesis of the night, my own dark angel
Black star, jewel of the night
Black star, so cruel, so bright
A glorious sun, with warmth so healing
Glittering dark, a sun in mourning
Black star, where light never shines
Black star, won't you be my guide?
A dead sun for where the light never shines
Shine on...
Twinkle, twinkle black star
Shine on... black star
sorry man. but that comment is still cracking me up.
First page is some top tier shit. Like Duck Dynasty meets Jackass meets Sanford and Son.
well yeah I can
here is an update on what I'm assuming is another failed relationship
the only relationship that I haven't failed at is the one I am having with living in a ski town and being a fuck up
so the other nite afternoon who can remember we were pretty tossed
I'm like in beast mode and I'm suppose to always pull out (she's late forties but still hasn't started menopause and we like playing with fire I guess)
so I pull out and blast all over her well kept coochie instead of her flat stomach
roll off and we lay there a for a bit, next thing I know shes on her back like a turtle cleaning up the mess and putting the used tissues back on the night stand
I blurt out "you could probably do that in the bathroom" well holy hell erupted and she started blaming me for making the mess in the wrong place and it was suddenly my fault she got so wet and how can I be so inconsiderate and such an ass in the first place to tell her where and when to clean up and then she told me to get lost
This just took an interesting turn.
"timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang
Well that escalated quickly.
I still call it The Jake.
If I were her I would have made you lick it up.
Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague
and obviously MTM is watching his own kind of porn
I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.
that is way too much fucking information for me
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I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.
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