my life is falling apart

[fastfred]

Guy with congestive heart failure manages to get it on 5x in a day. This needs to be written up in Nature, or in the Journal of Non-Reproducible Results.

hey doc, my doc's don't know what do to with me at all, there like you are alive, rode a century last week, and blah blah blah thats not normal, I'm a freak of nature I guess, I wrote to this professor/doctor in the Denver area about an article he wrote in jama or something, it was about weed smoking and heart disease, I told him we need to get together and talk but he never got back to me prolly thought I was full of shit

my dick is like a twelve year old not my fault the next day I asked her about boneing so much and she just giggled and said she enjoyed it

ran one of my cardiologists off the trail last summer poor guy, his wife knew how to hope outta the way quick, he was alittle slow on the getting the fuck out of my way, I stopped and apologized he was like what the fuck after I told him I was three hours in on four hour ride

That much Cialis can’t be good for the heart.

I was bullshitting about the ED drugs I'm all natural, everything else is true if your wondering, I refused to take any prescription drugs at this point, just take suppliments fuck the industrialized pharmaceutical industry all that shit is death in a pill

Have we asked whether dad lives in the upstates? $10 says he does.

duh ithaca is that upstate? they are at their winter house in hilton head for the winter though does that count? trying to figure out if I want to go visit

I used some commas muther fuckers

[Aldo]

trying to figure out if I want to go visit

I used some commas muther fuckers

I think I can speak for the group here, we all think it’s a great idea.

[byates1]

Although the signature huge block of text has grown on me..

[mcski]

I’ll take Fred’s style over skiJ any day. Lol

[Harry]

I’ll take Fred’s style over skiJ any day. Lol

I skied with SkiJ last week. Cool guy.

[Buzzworthy]

He seems like a very nice a genuine person here and I’m sure he is. I like that. I just can’t read that style. It literally drives my brain nutso.

[MakersTeleMark]

Pics of Christmas tree portrait or it's all lies.

[riser4]

Fred, aren't you lugging around supplemental O2?

[TBS]

If you’ve decided against the Buddhist monastery, have you considered a large dose of psilocybin to help? It’s a sort of herbal supplement

[fastfred]

Pics of Christmas tree portrait or it's all lies.

was considering it but that might be too much for me and how do I phrase it "so my internet friends on trg want me to post a photo of us?"

Fred, aren't you lugging around supplemental O2?

no no no I did that for six months a couple years ago now it's just when I am lounging round the house sleeping jerking off or doing paper work

[Timberridge]

I'm tired of ski films. They're boring as hell after 10 mins. I'd like to see TGR do films like this visiting fastfred, and others.

[riser4]

was considering it but that might be too much for me and how do I phrase it "so my internet friends on trg want me to post a photo of us?"



no no no I did that for six months a couple years ago now it's just when I am lounging round the house sleeping jerking off or doing paper work

Or fucking like a teenager.

[atree]

hey doc, my doc's don't know what do to with me at all, there like you are alive, rode a century last week, and blah blah blah thats not normal, I'm a freak of nature I guess, I wrote to this professor/doctor in the Denver area about an article he wrote in jama or something, it was about weed smoking and heart disease, I told him we need to get together and talk but he never got back to me prolly thought I was full of shit

my dick is like a twelve year old not my fault the next day I asked her about boneing so much and she just giggled and said she enjoyed it

ran one of my cardiologists off the trail last summer poor guy, his wife knew how to hope outta the way quick, he was alittle slow on the getting the fuck out of my way, I stopped and apologized he was like what the fuck after I told him I was three hours in on four hour ride



I was bullshitting about the ED drugs I'm all natural, everything else is true if your wondering, I refused to take any prescription drugs at this point, just take suppliments fuck the industrialized pharmaceutical industry all that shit is death in a pill



duh ithaca is that upstate? they are at their winter house in hilton head for the winter though does that count? trying to figure out if I want to go visit

I used some commas muther fuckers

This thread has been super entertaining. From Ithaca? Well that would explain all kinds of stuff. I've probably stumbled through a gorge with Ff.


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[old goat]

I'm tired of ski films. They're boring as hell after 10 mins. I'd like to see TGR do films like this visiting fastfred, and others.

An old friend of ours was on Charles Kuralt--not in that video though. One of the last 5 surviving Golden Gate Bridge workers, and later a commercial fisherman, who lived in a gorgeous redwood house on a bluff at Stinson Beach. Not nearly as colorful as FF.

[Beaver]

I feel you fred

I have been seeing someone for ten years. the last three years her mother has moved in. she is 82, wheel chair bound, can not get up on her own when she falls, and is mean as a snake

it hasn't been easy

Every time she's a cunt, chock her wheels.

[Brownski]

I'm tired of ski films. They're boring as hell after 10 mins. I'd like to see TGR do films like this visiting fastfred, and others.

I agree. Even when we get something like “In Pursuit of Soul”, which I loved, it’s usually the owners or their descendants that we see interviewed. There’s a guy that was an older liftie at Mount Peter the whole time me and my kids were passholders there and still recognizes me and says hi when I return every couple years. I would love to hear his story.

[Bunion 2020]

^^^ Every ski area/ski town has a basket load of that type of folks. Everyone of them would be more interesting than any of the Real Housewives of who-gives-a-fuck.

[yeahman]

He seems like a very nice a genuine person here and I’m sure he is. I like that. I just can’t read that style. It literally drives my brain nutso.

I'm with you. SkiJ is the only person on TGR that I have blocked.

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[Buzzworthy]

I'm with you. SkiJ is the only person on TGR that I have blocked.

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Got a few. SJG, dunfree, and a few others that are just noise.

[J. Barron DeJong]

Got a few. SJG, dunfree, and a few others that are just noise.

Mic check 1, 2, 1 ,2.

[Buzzworthy]

Mic check 1, 2, 1 ,2.

Heh

[Meadow Skipper]

^^^ Every ski area/ski town has a basket load of that type of folks. Everyone of them would be more interesting than any of the Real Housewives of who-gives-a-fuck.

Some of my favorite lifties ever were the old local guys at Maverick Mtn in SW Montana. Carhartt overalls, old school Sorels, and ear-flap hunting hats. Friendly as shit, and cool.

[lowsparkco]

^^^ Every ski area/ski town has a basket load of that type of folks. Everyone of them would be more interesting than any of the Real Housewives of who-gives-a-fuck.

I like it.

Perhaps the hook could be a “ski off.” Locals talk about their town, their lives and relationships, then go to their hill and lead a tour of their favorite runs. Lots of footage of their skiing. I’d watch it.

[fastfred]

TRIED TO BUM A MILLION DOLLARS OFF MY OLD MAN LAST WEEK DIDN'T GO SO WELL

Dad

I found this great opportunity, maybe you would like to go in on it with me?

https://www.mobilehomeparkstore.com/...n-freeville-ny

It is overpriced, but I think we can get them down to the 900k - 1.1 mil range. I will check with $#@* to see if he wants to go in on it too. Of course I will move closer to you and be the onsite manager for a few years to bring the place to the upscale surrounds I'm used to here in Colorado luxury resort living. So don't worry. Once the place is printing money I will start my true dream of opening a medical marijuana healing retreat center in Ithaca.

Can't wait.




Fred,

While I have never considered owning a mobile home park it has been my lifetime goal to live in a trailer so I could enjoy pot luck dinners of squirrel or raccoon with my neighbors and drink malt liquor encased in a paper bag while sitting by a blazing metal trash can fire pit.
My clients who owned rental real estate believe that the maximum price an investor should pay for rental property is six times pre tax net income. Based on that principle a cursory analysis would indicate that the asking price is a mere $1.6M overpriced. So. attractive as it may be to attempt to collect monthly rents from unemployed , dentally challenged , mullet wearing tenants I'll have to pass on this opportunity.
More concerning to me is the fact that you're looking into local real estate. I hope you're not considering moving home. If so, give me advance notice so I can have your next residence ,{ our storage shed,} wired for wifi and an 85 inch smart TV installed.
Dad

[jono]

Trolling your dad into writing the book for you is some next level shit. Good luck with the publishers!