A-Basin skiers can eat a bag of dicks

**raisingarizona13** · 11-25-2022, 08:28 PM

4 feet? Jesus guys, I could break a fucking hip here.

**summit** · 11-26-2022, 05:02 AM

Originally Posted by Leshphilling77

Mid December for Len now. Seemed like we knew that time frame was coming but it’s tough to hear

I feel dumb for buying the early season 3 pack.

**fastfred** · 11-26-2022, 08:41 AM

Originally Posted by summit

I feel dumb for buying the early season 3 pack.

$33 bucks a day to ski groomers? is this your first season in colorado at the bay? thinking it was going to be one of those epkonic years where we get a late october 2 ft dump and then more and more so everything opens by eat and drink till you pants are unbuttoned and your guts are churning over holiday?

a basin in the fall is like a breckenridge 8/ real world 5 doable but

**Relico** · 11-26-2022, 08:53 AM

edit: i meant to say, I love you

**Skistack** · 11-26-2022, 10:05 AM

Originally Posted by Leshphilling77

Mid December for Len now. Seemed like we knew that time frame was coming but it’s tough to hear

Pisser!

Guess I’ll be joining the BME gang-bang.

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**summit** · 11-26-2022, 10:23 AM

This is my first season without unlimited Abasin access. Usually Len is open in Nov and very often Pali in Dec. I rather enjoy a few early season days... used to be at LL when the separate basin pass didn't throw a monkey wrench in my pass calculus. No LL pass. One behaves differently when days are limited. I only have 1 basin day and 1 Key day in because BME and the Marm are meh... No Len. Lucky to ski in Oct/Nov at all, but I've been biking and enjoying the ocean.

**DougFromCO** · 11-27-2022, 10:09 PM

This will be my first season in a long time not skiing Abasin and nothing has made me regret that decision more than this thread. I miss my bags of dicks.

**fastfred** · 11-28-2022, 08:34 AM

really need to get to the bottom of this thread
obviously dex is not being honest and using getting run over by team summit as an excuse

a) ran into some front range punks or newly minted locals who had twenty days in by mid nov. he was upset that they had more stoke and coolness than he did and they acted like they owned the place
b) realized he sucks as skiing
c) showed up expecting wall to wall skiing and got one icy run
d) some crusty basin local put him in his place for being a dip shit

all the gapers went home and the place as empty yesterday

**shera** · 11-28-2022, 10:37 AM

Yesterday was so nice, at Copper, but this thread is fun. :0

**Bottleman** · 11-29-2022, 08:44 AM

I came here for the bag of dicks and all I get is a stoopid snow report? Unsubscribed.

**grrrr** · 11-30-2022, 05:53 PM

As someone who worked 3 seasons at Vernon Valley and 3 seasons at A Basin, I feel fully qualified to post in this thread.

**Leshphilling77** · 12-01-2022, 03:29 PM

pics on al's blog show chairs being put onto lenawee! still sounds like a mid december opening. I feel like they are waiting for a little more snow than normal to open pali with access to slalom and west wall because if they opened it now it would see a bunch more traffic than it normally would and from people that have less business than usual riding pali. purely speculation here and it is totally possible there really isn't enough snow and the snow that is there is garbage. Been skiing copper in the meantime so I haven't even been up there to see.

**Harry** · 12-02-2022, 03:23 PM

Originally Posted by grrrr

As someone who worked 3 seasons at Vernon Valley and 3 seasons at A Basin, I feel fully qualified to post in this thread.

I have accomplished none of those things and I feel fully qualified to post in this thread.

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**Danno** · 12-02-2022, 03:36 PM

Originally Posted by grrrr

As someone who worked 3 seasons at Vernon Valley and 3 seasons at A Basin, I feel fully qualified to post in this thread.

Originally Posted by Harry

I have accomplished none of those things and I feel fully qualified to post in this thread.

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you guys know a lot about dicks, huh?

**romeo tango** · 12-02-2022, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Danno

you guys know a lot about dicks, huh?

we're guys,
of course we do.

you're a guy,
right?

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**Danno** · 12-02-2022, 07:46 PM

I know a lot about my dick, my knowledge of other dicks is very limited.

**romeo tango** · 12-02-2022, 07:58 PM

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it does say " dicks" in the thread title
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**Core Shot** · 12-02-2022, 08:13 PM

Originally Posted by Danno

I know a lot about my dick, my knowledge of other dicks is very limited.

Your sig says eat a bag of dicks
and wash it down with a coke any day

Embrace the dick eating
Enjoy the coke.

The Coca-Cola will rinse the dick taste

**romeo tango** · 12-02-2022, 10:32 PM

Originally Posted by Core Shot

.... Embrace the dick eating..
Enjoy the coke....

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i like girls who say that

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**billyk** · 12-02-2022, 11:47 PM

I ate many bags of Dicks hamburgers growing up and, yes, drank Cokes with them, too.

**baron** · 12-03-2022, 11:07 AM

Originally Posted by grrrr

As someone who worked 3 seasons at Vernon Valley and 3 seasons at A Basin, I feel fully qualified to post in this thread.

worst reputation for their jerkwad skiers is Hunter mtn in NY... I doubt the jerkwads of the A-basin complaint eat 1/2 as much Head Cheese

**Name Redacted** · 12-04-2022, 06:44 AM

This place needs more of this^^

**thefrush** · 12-04-2022, 07:54 PM

^^ Super cool dedication. Was happy to call A-Basin my home mtn for 6 seasons. No dick bags for me tho, thnx.

**lowsparkco** · 12-04-2022, 08:45 PM

Nice mention of A Bay in this article about them dropping out of Epic Pass madness…

Edit: can’t link cause I don’t subscribe any longer but I think you get a free article a week or something… google NY Times Take Back the Mountains.