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Thread: A Fishy Story
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10-15-2022, 12:38 PM #76
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The universe’s algorithm must be listening. I was just stuck behind a truck in ATL with a walleye sticker prominently displayed on the back window.
I could be wrong but I’m not sure there’s a lake with walleye in it within 200 miles of this city.I still call it The Jake.
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10-15-2022, 12:56 PM #77
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WALLEYFE in pirate script?
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10-15-2022, 01:30 PM #78
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No shit, Salt Life on the tailgate
I still call it The Jake.
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10-26-2022, 03:34 PM #79
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Cheating fishermen plead not guilty today.
https://www.espn.com/espn/story/_/id...nament-scandal
Now I understand legally why they had to do so to contest their case, but the actual images of them getting busted, with each of their fellow competitors ridiculing them with f-bomb laced rants suitable for a WWF crowd, will be must-see tv when and if it goes to trial.I still call it The Jake.
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03-28-2023, 10:29 AM #80
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Damnit, I feel like we've been robbed of a very good or at least very comical miniseries about the cheating walleye tournament fishermen as they've plead guilty today.
Maybe it's the damning video evidence with the excellent voicework by the guy who sounds like Matt Foley screaming "EVERY FUCKING FISH, YOU KIDDING ME?!?! EVERY FUCKING FISH!!!" that persuaded them to plead out and fade into internet lore.
All I know is a future rainy Saturday afternoon on the couch watching this play out on a made for tv movie on TNT starring Ian Ziering and Tara Reid has been stolen from me.
From all of us.
https://www.cleveland.com/court-just...ournament.htmlI still call it The Jake.
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03-28-2023, 10:50 AM #81
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A Fishy Story
They should have been sentenced to community service at Long John Silvers
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03-28-2023, 10:53 AM #82
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I’m not sure, but I assume Ohio has a prohibition on cruel and unusual punishment.
I still call it The Jake.
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03-28-2023, 11:08 AM #83
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Dude ... don't look up pics of Tara Reid now. May cause permanent damage.
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03-28-2023, 11:13 AM #84
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Has she slid from B-list to C? Originally Posted by huckbucket
Maybe we’ll see if Lindsey Lohan has sunk to made for tv levels by the time the screenplay gets worked out.I still call it The Jake.
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03-28-2023, 11:51 AM #85
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Looks like Lohan is your leading lady as she seems to be winning the battle with those pesky demons. Sadly, Tara has lost that battle. D at best.
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03-28-2023, 12:12 PM #86
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Must. not. google. Tara. Reid.... Originally Posted by huckbucket
I still call it The Jake.
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03-28-2023, 12:39 PM #87
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I'm no lawyer, but I'd say those looming felony charges didn't hurt as far as persuading them to take the deal. Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
Really not bad considering. Too skinny. Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.
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03-28-2023, 12:54 PM #88
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That could be a movie starring Will Ferrell and John C Reilly. Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
It doesn't matter if you're a king or a little street sweeper...
...sooner or later you'll dance with the reaper
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Kaz is my co-pilot Originally Posted by St. Jerry
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03-28-2023, 01:11 PM #89
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Ok, now that's good. Originally Posted by Caucasian Asian
And apparently either Tara Reid or Lindsey Lohan as the love interest.I still call it The Jake.
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03-28-2023, 01:30 PM #90
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Is go a different direction than straight up trainwreck actresses. I’d cast Kate Micucci. She got the crazy eye.
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03-28-2023, 02:23 PM #91
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You canucks up narth call walleye pickerel. Ring a bell now? Originally Posted by XXX-er
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03-28-2023, 02:38 PM #92
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What do they call pickerel tournament cheaters in Canada?
I still call it The Jake.
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03-28-2023, 05:39 PM #93
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Pickerel puffers. Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
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03-28-2023, 05:41 PM #94
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Cheaters, eh. Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
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03-28-2023, 05:47 PM #95
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i have two buddies that had to eat nothing but long john silvers for ten days straight as part of pledgeship. Originally Posted by mcski
swing your fucking sword.
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03-28-2023, 07:10 PM #96
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I'd still do her. Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
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03-28-2023, 07:22 PM #97
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Was there no Captain D’s around to switch it up every other day? Originally Posted by stealurface831
Damnit, you’re really gonna make me look and lose the Lebowski / Van Wilder image I have in my head, yeah? Originally Posted by riser4
I still call it The Jake.
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03-28-2023, 07:34 PM #98
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They pleaded guilty to 2 of the 4 original charges. The winners of the Tourney were going to receive over $28,000. One lower felony - for the cheating and a misdemeanor charge. Sentencing is later, but as part of the plea they are giving up their fishing boat, trailer and fishing gear. 3 years of suspended fishing license also (but wonder if any and all other states licenses or just their 2 for Ohio.
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03-28-2023, 08:27 PM #99
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Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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03-28-2023, 08:31 PM #100
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Double damnit, I did. Oh man, what is it with Hollywood women that have to hit a certain point where they go, "hey, you know what will reverse all this cocaine and hard livin'? Plastic surgery and no eating, that's what"? Originally Posted by Danno
I still call it The Jake.
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