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09-30-2022, 10:25 AM #1
The Official "Where's Jackie" thread. Stuff you thought you knew but forgot.
In honor of the latest gaffe, for all the shit you forgot about.
Several years ago, got home from church. Got a call from the church secretary "Forget anything?" Nope "Seen Morgan lately?" Nope. "She's here with me."In order to properly convert this thread to a polyasshat thread to more fully enrage the liberal left frequenting here...... (insert latest democratic blunder of your choice).
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09-30-2022, 10:46 AM #2
Jackie?
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09-30-2022, 11:43 AM #3I have been in this State for 30 years and I am willing to admit that I am part of the problem.
"Happiest years of my life were earning < $8.00 and hour, collecting unemployment every spring and fall, no car, no debt and no responsibilities. 1984-1990 Park City UT"
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09-30-2022, 12:00 PM #4
Biden gaffe. He apparently forgot that a congresswoman had died. I've been forgetting stuff about people for decades, including that they had died. Particularly people as insignificant as a congresswoman. At least Biden knew she had existed; doubt you know who did.
Then there are all the people making fun of Biden for falling off a bike who never heard of clipless pedals or ridden a bike in the last 30 years.
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09-30-2022, 12:25 PM #5
Shit. I fall off my own two feet just walking across the room. Nevermind what happens if you put me on a bike or skis.
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09-30-2022, 05:44 PM #6
Why didn’t the OP put this thread in PolyAss where it belongs ?
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09-30-2022, 08:42 PM #7
He forgot.
Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague
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09-30-2022, 08:53 PM #8
No one has fucking forgot about the time the OP got super scared that Antifa was going to his podunk ass town to start a revolution.
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09-30-2022, 10:07 PM #9
He needs to post more pics of his daughter.
Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague
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10-01-2022, 08:10 AM #10
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10-01-2022, 10:30 AM #11
Hey Ken, if you have access to Google, type in ‘trump forgets’ and you’ll see endless content for this hilarious thread.
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10-01-2022, 03:06 PM #12Registered User
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10-03-2022, 07:13 AM #13
When I was 16 I became a hero for a day to some HS seniors. Sitting in class with a sub and nothing to do one fine May afternoon, I woke up from a nap, noticed it was sunny out and decided to poke my head out the window to get some fresh air. What everyone saw was this long haired stoner kid suddenly get up and stick his head through a glass window. In my defense, the window looked like it was open. The class was out in the temporary classrooms which were just a bunch of office trailers stuck together. The windows were thin candy-pane glass. It shattered easily and of course I exclaimed "what the fuck?!?!". And the funny part was, I wasn't even stoned. The school tried to bill me for the window. I refused to pay and said it was an accident. Plus some bullshit about how we must have a good janitorial staff that is especially adept at cleaning windows to the point you can't tell if they are closed. I honestly thought I was sticking my head out an open window.
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10-03-2022, 07:19 AM #14
^^^ Didja get cut up? My buddy ran thru a glass door when he was little and that shit cut him up good.
Brandine: Now Cletus, if I catch you with pig lipstick on your collar one more time you ain't gonna be allowed to sleep in the barn no more!
Cletus: Duly noted.
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10-03-2022, 07:43 AM #15
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