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  1. #1
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    Damn! Were we prescient back in the day, or what?

    Shinjuku....warm puddle of spew....

    https://thegoldwater.com/news/4248-J...-Bukkake-Scene

    [i]The camera operator said the male actors panicked afterward, but fortunately one of them was a skilled emergency medical responder before he became a porn star.

    The Director said, “He tried to scoop as much of the semen out before starting mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, but it was too late. There was nothing anyone could have done.”[i]
    Daniel Ortega eats here.

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    “At least he died doing what he loved”
    “I dunno, he flailed his arms a bit.”

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    What's buttshflakes take on the Situation?
    It's a war of the mind and we're armed to the teeth.

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    Hall of fame for “I’m not clicking that link”

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    Quote Originally Posted by subtle plague View Post
    What's buttshflakes take on the Situation?
    I'm sure he never saw it cumming.
    Daniel Ortega eats here.

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    5 posts in and this thread is already gold.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "I'd eat a bag of Dicks and wash it down with a Coke any day." - iceman

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    "So that's what happened to ________."

    (Rontele, Blurred, whatever other long lost mag...)
    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

  8. #8
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    Next level snuff.
    Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat

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    How did it take one of us five years to find that news?
    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Well, I'm not allowed to delete this post, but, I can say, go fuck yourselves, everybody!

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    That word sure is a mouthful
    The whole human race is de evolving; it is due to birth control, smart people use birth control, and stupid people keep pooping out more stupid babies.

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    Damn! Were we prescient back in the day, or what?

    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    5 posts in and this thread is already gold.
    Viva’s browser history is HOF.

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