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    2BR condo for sale, Londonderry, VT (Trailside at Magic)

    Old friend selling their very nicely renovated 2BR. Ski-in/out, etc. PM me, place will be listed at some point before too long I'm assuming.
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    Paging Timberridge.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    On it, Bmills.

    Dexter, you're a horrible real estate broker.

    I'll help you out.

    High prices at Breckenridge got you down?

    Folks, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity to live in one of the premier east coast ski towns with slopeside access to world class skiing. This location is a short drive to beautiful downtown Londonderry and picturesque Lowell Lake. These places don't come up for sale often as they are passed down to the next generation, so you'll want to take advantage of this rare opportunity.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    And timberridge will throw in a blowie from his moms donkeyshow

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    @biggins

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    Look at you dunfree...bringing it this fine morning.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    On it, Bmills.

    Dexter, you're a horrible real estate broker.

    I'll help you out.

    High prices at Breckenridge got you down?

    Folks, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity to live in one of the premier east coast ski towns with slopeside access to world class skiing. This location is a short drive to beautiful downtown Londonderry and picturesque Lowell Lake. These places don't come up for sale often as they are passed down to the next generation, so you'll want to take advantage of this rare opportunity.
    Terrible. Didn't even mention the fucking IGA. Not sure you've ever actually set foot in Londonderry. They even have a goddamn 'rink' next to it now (OK, it's kind of just a pile of slightly moved earth, but it's there)!

    My post is for the sophisticated buyer Londonderry naturally attracts--they know what it is. Place sells itself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    Look at you dunfree...bringing it this fine morning.
    look at the turd that thinks because he’s better formed he’s not shit floating in the sewer with the rest of the waste

    isnt it time for a run for border and a blowie in the toll plaza?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    On it, Bmills.

    Dexter, you're a horrible real estate broker.

    I'll help you out.

    High prices at Breckenridge got you down?

    Folks, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity to live in one of the premier east coast ski towns with slopeside access to world class skiing. This location is a short drive to beautiful downtown Londonderry and picturesque Lowell Lake. These places don't come up for sale often as they are passed down to the next generation, so you'll want to take advantage of this rare opportunity.
    Just a short drive to Stratton!

    (get the big $$$$ folk in there Timber!)
    It makes perfect sense...until you think about it.

    I suspect there's logic behind the madness, but I'm too dumb to see it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by smartyiak View Post
    Just a short drive to Stratton!

    (get the big $$$$ folk in there Timber!)
    Another point Dexter missed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by smartyiak View Post
    Just a short drive to Stratton!

    (get the big $$$$ folk in there Timber!)
    Like I said, this extraneous fluff just makes the listing look desperate and raises questions. When a beaux-arts mansion on the Champs-Elysees (that's in Paris, France for you troglodytes) goes on the market do you think they emphasize how close it is to the Louvre? Of course not. Classy, understated is what the Londonderry market demands. All this 'close to Stratton' 'Lowell Lake' nonsense might play with the unwashed masses, but we're talking about the Magic Mountain crowd here. Please. Don't embarrass yourselves.
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    Does Manchester have a Popeye’s yet?
    If not, I’m OUT
    Forum Cross Pollinator, gratuitously strident

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    Not yet. You have to dive to Troy.

    Edit: Sorry I meant "drive," freudian slip
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    Troy has a Ted's Fish Fry though, yeah?
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    Not yet. You have to dive to Troy.
    Isn't Troy upstate?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pepperdawg View Post
    Isn't Troy upstate?
    ...as fuck.
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    I assume this is down by 'ol Red. What's one of these going for these days--with good T-111 and no roof leaks?
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    You forget to mention that it's a short drive from the world famous and historic Garden Cafe Restaurant.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
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    ^Another reason why Dexter stinks at real estating.
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    that place is going to be a tough sell, itís at least 30 fuckiní miles to the closest purveyor of Utica Club.


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    that 12 pak ya bought gonna be more like an 8 pak after a drive home that longÖ.





    fact.

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    Guess that finally solves one of the pressing 'where is Upstate NY' questions--it ends before Londonderry, VT.

    And yes, Ted's Fish Fry is just down the road on 7 in scenic Troy. I mean, the selling points just never stop. Can't believe I'm not getting more interest here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dexter Rutecki View Post
    I mean, the selling points just never stop. Can't believe I'm not getting more interest here.
    No thanks to you. We're doing all the work here.

    What's the commission on this?
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    With global warming a ski house in SoVT is a tough sell. Will Magic be putting in a water park sometime soon?

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    Dexter should be answering all these questions, but since he's useless, I'll fill in where I can.

    They have a championship frisbee golf course.
    https://magicmtn.com/disc-golf/
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    It's below US 4, so it's in Massachusetts. Western Mass at that.

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