Pro Tips and Hot Takes

[Cisco Kid]

I think Warren Miller said that before he got married.

[JimmyCarter]

can't remember who told me this but in a ski town, she is never your girlfriend. it is just your turn.

But the herpes are everyone’s to share forever

[ötzi]

you keep that shit like luggage

[stealurface831]

But the herpes are everyone’s to share forever

nah, they got shit for herpes now. gets rid of it and what not.

[old goat]

Feel old by skiing with younger people.

Also gives you an excuse for why you were last back to the chair.

OTOH not much feels better than passing someone half your age on one of Alpine Meadows' ascending traverses. Alas, eventually that stops happening.

[skifishbum]

[Buzzworthy]

Go pet your dog and give ‘em some love right now. They aren’t going to be around forever.

[PB]

Always wash your ass before your procto/gastro-ent appt. They're used to it and will just make a joke, but it's mortifying all the same.

[Meadow Skipper]

Never play cards with a man called Doc. Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own.

[neufox47]

Never play cards with a man called Doc. Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own.

I don’t know about the Meadow Skipper, I don’t think there are many women out there with fewer troubles than me. Certainly not my wife.

[old goat]

Never by a house next to Dry Creek. (There is at least one in Sacramento that floods regularly and I'm sure there are others around the country.)

[hooked]

If you're the smartest one in the room, you're in the wrong room.

If it is worth doing, it's probably worth overdoing.

[LHutz Esq]

Sometimes good enough is good enough if it gets it done

[subtle plague]

Only invest in bitcoin if you're smarter than everyone else.

[ötzi]

Whatever amount of garlic you were going to use, double it. Then add a little more.

[PB]

Then let it age 5 days and it will triple in flavor, and can be used as a bear repellent.

[AK47bp]

Don’t trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn’t die.


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[PB]

Wait .... are you talking about uteri?!?!?

[bagtagley]

When making a grilled cheese, put the slices of bread in the pan while it heats up, then build the sandwich with the hot sides in, against the cheese. It’ll melt much more quickly.

[Beaver]

My boss once told me, "Never have an affair with someone who earns less than your wife."

[Cruiser]

Salesman said, I hit all my goals last month and all they gave me was a pat on the back. I said, better to get a pat on the back than a kick in the ass!

[old goat]

When making a grilled cheese, put the slices of bread in the pan while it heats up, then build the sandwich with the hot sides in, against the cheese. It’ll melt much more quickly.

gotta try that. Thanks

[ötzi]

If you say something and your wife says, "what?' and you repeat it and she says "what?" again don't raise your voice when you say it the third time, even though it makes complete sense that you would do so. And watch your tone.

[Meadow Skipper]

^ Good fukn advice. Wish I’d followed it more.

[ötzi]

Maybe I learned it today. We'll see I guess.