Pro Tips and Hot Takes

[nickwm21]

Always judge a steakhouse by its pork chop.

A baby bottle brush is best used to clean wine glasses.

Vegan leather is made with dinosaur bones.


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[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

mr fancy pants has wine glasses

[m2711c]

if you take the bag of wine out of the box and use it as a pillow, you can suckle yourself to sleep.

[Buzzworthy]

Change your bong water daily.

[JimmyCarter]

Drink your bong water daily.

FIFY

[JimmyCarter]

[m2711c]

if you cook your kale with a little coconut oil it makes it easier to scrape it into the garbage can.

[californiagrown]

If something with moving parts is broken, 9/10 it can be fixed with a hammer or a rock.

Slow is smooth, smooth is fast.

the best skier is the one having the most fun

Water temps below 80 degrees may be refreshing, or feel good, but it is NOT comfortable

If you arent wearing a sweatshirt and pants in your home during winter, your thermostat is set too high.

[m2711c]

if you're tired of having to boil water every time you make pasta, just boil up a big batch on the weekend and freeze it to use later.

[skiballs]

Don’t take any wooden nickels


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[BmillsSkier]

Don’t take no shit from nobody.

[AK47bp]

A splash of vinegar in your front loader washing machine after your done doing laundry will prevent the infamous funk that happens when the machine sits unused for days.

Generously dump baking soda in the bottom of a garbage bag to prevent stink. I do this with our Litter Robot and works remarkably well. Great machine and I’ll never go back to shoveling shit like some peasant.

https://www.litter-robot.com/litter-robot-4.html

If you live around bears, crows, or raccoons put shit literally on the top of your garbage in the can before you leave on the curb. I accumulate dog shit bags and cat shit bags through the week and then add to the top of my trash bags. I have a dog and 2 cats so this isn’t weird. I notice the crows destroy my neighbors cans and mine are usually untouched.

Those are my shit tips.




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[skiballs]

Don’t take no shit from nobody.

Well apparently ak’s trash man takes plenty.


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[gravitylover]

Don't tell your wife that she's not always right.

if you're tired of having to boil water every time you make pasta, just boil up a big batch on the weekend and freeze it to use later.

Lol

Don’t take no shit from nobody.

Double entendre here so, take shit from everyone? Nah...

[bagtagley]

A splash of vinegar in your front loader washing machine after your done doing laundry will prevent the infamous funk that happens when the machine sits unused for days.

Careful, vinegar can soften rubber seals making for bigger issues than the stink. If you can, just leave the main and detergent doors open (I know that’s not possible for some).

[riser4]

Careful, vinegar can soften rubber seals making for bigger issues than the stink. If you can, just leave the main and detergent doors open (I know that’s not possible for some).

This. The old washer was a stinky PITA, and the door wouldn't stay open at an arbitrary angle. It had presets at wide open and 45 deg. And it wouldn't stay ajar, unlatched meant it swung for 45 by design. Unfortunately it was behind a door, that we like to keep open. We put a hook on a string attached to a magnet to the side of the washer. Total kludge.

The current washer will stay open at whatever angle you leave it. And it won't latch unless you lift it slightly, by design. So the only way it won't get at least some air is if you purposefully close it. Like thing #3 does. He won't read the memo. Don't be like my kid.

[Self Jupiter]

A flute with no holes, is not a flute. A donut with no hole, is a Danish.

[AK47bp]

Careful, vinegar can soften rubber seals making for bigger issues than the stink. If you can, just leave the main and detergent doors open (I know that’s not possible for some).

I use maybe 2 tablespoons of vinegar and it mixes into the 2-3 liters of water that sits in the base of the drum all the time. Hopefully won’t be much of an issue because it’s so diluted. I’m not sure how many rubber pieces are down under the drum but good to know. Thanks.


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[SirVicSmasher]

Look for toilet paper before you sit down.

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[riser4]

Look for toilet paper before you sit down.

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Sage.

[byates1]

Free showers at every rest area on the Ohio turnpike

[Peruvian]

'Feel younger by surrounding yourself with older people' has always worked around here for me.

That's not the same with 'Actions speak louder than words' in these parts.

[AK47bp]

Free showers at every rest area on the Ohio turnpike

Ahhh….. the bath houses of the 90’s


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[old goat]

'Feel younger by surrounding yourself with older people' has always worked around here for me.

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I don't get that one. As an older person, I feel younger surrounded by younger people. Most of our friends are younger than we are, and the ones we have that are our age don't act their age--still climbing, skiing, going to live loud rock shows (of course they don't sound as loud as they used to). I do have to admit that people my age look ridiculous dancing, unless it's dancing with handholding--fox trot, jitterbug, two-step etc..

[::: :::]

Double entendre here so, take shit from everyone? Nah...

If you don’t know French, stay away from French phrases