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09-20-2022, 04:40 PM #51
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09-20-2022, 06:18 PM #52
A wise friend more than once told me.....
If it was up your ass you'd know where it was.
Hot tip for the next time your wife asks you where something is. Trust me it'll get you relations.
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09-20-2022, 06:19 PM #53
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09-20-2022, 07:39 PM #54
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09-20-2022, 09:12 PM #55Registered User
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I was shuttling a senior partner of a Seattle law firm, I don't see his fishing floaty so i ask where is it ?
he sez he got here early and has already dropped it off at the put in
I point out we are going up which is why I'm here right ? he grins sheepishly
so just to fuck with the millionaire/ tourist i offer this kinda thing often happens when the people being shuttled have too much education
i don't think i got a tip on that shuttle but it was funnyLee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know
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09-20-2022, 10:29 PM #56
I don’t understand your story
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09-20-2022, 10:40 PM #57
Pro Tips and Hot Takes
The attorney dropped his float at the take out, thinking it was the put in.
I’m glad you maggots are so confident in the decision making abilities of your youth. It’s a wonder we have any stories to tell at all around these parts.
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09-20-2022, 10:50 PM #58
What does “dropped his float” mean?
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09-20-2022, 11:13 PM #59
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09-20-2022, 11:26 PM #60
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He dropped his float, which he floats in and fishes out of, at the take out. So he is up the creek without a boat.
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09-21-2022, 06:59 AM #61
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Ah, ok. I know what a float tube is (and the shuttle part)
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09-21-2022, 09:54 AM #62Registered User
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don't ask random strangers on the internet how to move to a ski town where to work where to live
don't bitch about short term rentals how much it costs and how there is no where to live
don't show up in october expecting to find everything easy with everyone greeting you with open arms and ready to clue you into all the deals the best friends and a ski in ski out right next to downtown pad
put your big boy and girl pants on and suck it up
go with the flow
be ready to find the lowest point in your life be ready to find the greatest highs
nothing will be easy but don't contantly bitch about it
take the little bits your given don't get greedy
show up and give and you will get back
if it's what you really want don't beg for it work for it it'll take a long time to find your place
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09-21-2022, 10:40 AM #63Registered User
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09-21-2022, 11:02 AM #64Registered User
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09-21-2022, 01:04 PM #65
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09-21-2022, 04:53 PM #66
From my wildfire days: Listen to the crew boss, but do what the squad leaders tell you to do.
That works in most similar employment situations. Listen to (the big boss), but do what (your immediate leader) tells you to do.
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09-21-2022, 05:17 PM #67
If you’re an asshole, the Golden Rule doesn’t apply.
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09-21-2022, 05:33 PM #68
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09-21-2022, 06:26 PM #69Registered User
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09-21-2022, 08:49 PM #71Registered User
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buddy was sposed to meet me at the takeout ready to head up river to the put-in which he does but 1st he goes to the put-in and drops his floaty, then comes back for the meet so obviously we could have done it all in 1 trip instead of 2
no biggy but I thot that was funny and perhaps the product of an over thinking mind ?
I'm sure his junior partners would laugh and nod the nodLee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know
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09-23-2022, 06:35 PM #72Registered User
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Pop always said if you wouldn't put your tongue in it you probably shouldn't stick your dick in it.
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09-24-2022, 08:37 AM #73
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09-25-2022, 01:52 PM #74
Feel old by skiing with younger people.
Also gives you an excuse for why you were last back to the chair.
I agree it is a constitutional right for Americans to be assholes...its just too bad that so many take the opportunity...iscariot
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09-25-2022, 06:13 PM #75
can't remember who told me this but in a ski town, she is never your girlfriend. it is just your turn.
swing your fucking sword.
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