Pro Tips and Hot Takes

**MakersTeleMark** · 10-08-2022, 08:35 PM

Just respond the 1st time with, "I haven't told you how beautiful you are lately", and let it go.

And don't mumble it. Enunciate with eye contact.

**ötzi** · 10-09-2022, 08:18 AM

like she'd buy that

**JimmyCarter** · 10-09-2022, 08:21 AM

“I said you should get your fucking hearing checked!”

**old goat** · 10-09-2022, 05:47 PM

Why are you yelling at me?
Because you didn't answer the first 3 times.

**Woodsy** · 10-09-2022, 06:39 PM

Originally Posted by ötzi

Whatever amount of garlic you were going to use, double it. Then add a little more.

Ginger too

**Peruvian** · 10-09-2022, 06:42 PM

Never mix your violations.

**XXX-er** · 10-09-2022, 08:39 PM

Originally Posted by Woodsy

Ginger too

same with the cilantro

**nickwm21** · 12-04-2022, 10:49 AM

Yesterday I lubed up all the door hinges at the house with MTB suspension grease (slick honey)… they are now all impressively smooth, silent, and fast…

Pancetta and Prosciutto are generally cheaper and better if purchased sliced from the deli counter vs the 4oz vac packs… and you can make ‘‘em slice it thickkkkk

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**AK47bp** · 12-04-2022, 01:18 PM

Isn’t the deli counter at a grocery store one of the lower levels of Hades?

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**riser4** · 12-04-2022, 02:51 PM

Originally Posted by AK47bp

Isn’t the deli counter at a grocery store one of the lower levels of Hades?

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Yes. Silver lining of the millions who died in the COVID pandemic is that my local Hannaford added a case with presliced deli items. 7/10 I can find what I want there and move on. I was afraid they would remove it once everyone stopped caring, however it is immensely popular.

**Thaleia** · 12-04-2022, 03:32 PM

Aww man - my local spot was doing this but they recently stopped. It was so convenient.

**Brownski** · 12-04-2022, 04:17 PM

Originally Posted by AK47bp

Isn’t the deli counter at a grocery store one of the lower levels of Hades?

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I bring my teenage son with me to stand on line at the deli while I get the other stuff. Some times he’s still waiting when I’m done

**riser4** · 12-04-2022, 04:54 PM

Originally Posted by Brownski

I bring my teenage son with me to stand on line at the deli while I get the other stuff. Some times he’s still waiting when I’m done

Pro gamer move.

**J. Barron DeJong** · 12-04-2022, 05:20 PM

Originally Posted by nickwm21

Yesterday I lubed up all the door hinges at the house with MTB suspension grease (slick honey)… they are now all impressively smooth, silent, and fast…

A while back I did that with the Squirt wax lube I’m no longer using for my chain. Super smooth, quiet, and clean. Hoping it lasts forever.

**J. Barron DeJong** · 12-04-2022, 05:22 PM

Why are you guys even going into the store? They don’t have online ordering with curbside pick up there?

**jm2e** · 12-04-2022, 09:34 PM

Originally Posted by J. Barron DeJong

A while back I did that with the Squirt wax lube I’m no longer using for my chain. Super smooth, quiet, and clean. Hoping it lasts forever.

Queso on the chain, Squirt on the door? Slick, Honey!

**J. Barron DeJong** · 12-04-2022, 10:27 PM

It’s a brave new world.

**neufox47** · 12-05-2022, 02:04 AM

Originally Posted by J. Barron DeJong

Why are you guys even going into the store? They don’t have online ordering with curbside pick up there?

I prefer delivery. If only they would put it away too.

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SB · 12-05-2022, 04:23 AM

Change for a wooden nickel back?

Ullr is praised by a few, the proud, the marines.

All skis are rock skis.

**detrusor** · 12-05-2022, 09:28 AM

^^^^^

Indeed all skis are rock skis.

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**SkiLyft** · 12-05-2022, 10:10 AM

Originally Posted by detrusor

Indeed all skis are rock skis, some just don’t know it yet.

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FIFY

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**smartyiak** · 12-05-2022, 11:30 AM

The only words that should come out of your mouth are: I understand Officer, but I'd like to speak to an attorney before I make any statement.

Be polite. You don't have to be an aggressive jerk to assert your rights.

**nickwm21** · 07-06-2023, 09:15 PM

There are more airplanes at the bottom of the ocean than submarines up in the sky.

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PB · 07-07-2023, 10:31 AM

Heavy ......

**Woodsy** · 07-07-2023, 02:05 PM

Originally Posted by smartyiak

The only words that should come out of your mouth are: I understand Officer, but I'd like to speak to an attorney before I make any statement.

Be polite. You don't have to be an aggressive jerk to assert your rights.

This along with "no officer you cant come in" We used to have a sign on our apt door in Aspen (we entertained a bit) "Police are like vampires, they cant come in unless you invite them in"