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    Pro Tips and Hot Takes

    Always judge a steakhouse by its pork chop.

    A baby bottle brush is best used to clean wine glasses.

    Vegan leather is made with dinosaur bones.


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    Squaw Valley, USA

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    mr fancy pants has wine glasses

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    if you take the bag of wine out of the box and use it as a pillow, you can suckle yourself to sleep.

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    Change your bong water daily.
    "boobs just make the world better really" - Woodsy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buzzworthy View Post
    Drink your bong water daily.
    FIFY

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    if you cook your kale with a little coconut oil it makes it easier to scrape it into the garbage can.

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    If something with moving parts is broken, 9/10 it can be fixed with a hammer or a rock.

    Slow is smooth, smooth is fast.

    the best skier is the one having the most fun

    Water temps below 80 degrees may be refreshing, or feel good, but it is NOT comfortable

    If you arent wearing a sweatshirt and pants in your home during winter, your thermostat is set too high.

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    if you're tired of having to boil water every time you make pasta, just boil up a big batch on the weekend and freeze it to use later.

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    Donít take any wooden nickels


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    Don’t take no shit from nobody.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    A splash of vinegar in your front loader washing machine after your done doing laundry will prevent the infamous funk that happens when the machine sits unused for days.

    Generously dump baking soda in the bottom of a garbage bag to prevent stink. I do this with our Litter Robot and works remarkably well. Great machine and Iíll never go back to shoveling shit like some peasant.

    https://www.litter-robot.com/litter-robot-4.html

    If you live around bears, crows, or raccoons put shit literally on the top of your garbage in the can before you leave on the curb. I accumulate dog shit bags and cat shit bags through the week and then add to the top of my trash bags. I have a dog and 2 cats so this isnít weird. I notice the crows destroy my neighbors cans and mine are usually untouched.

    Those are my shit tips.




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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Donít take no shit from nobody.
    Well apparently akís trash man takes plenty.


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    Don't tell your wife that she's not always right.

    Quote Originally Posted by m2711c View Post
    if you're tired of having to boil water every time you make pasta, just boil up a big batch on the weekend and freeze it to use later.
    Lol

    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Donít take no shit from nobody.
    Double entendre here so, take shit from everyone? Nah...

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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    A splash of vinegar in your front loader washing machine after your done doing laundry will prevent the infamous funk that happens when the machine sits unused for days.

    Careful, vinegar can soften rubber seals making for bigger issues than the stink. If you can, just leave the main and detergent doors open (I know thatís not possible for some).
    Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bagtagley View Post
    Careful, vinegar can soften rubber seals making for bigger issues than the stink. If you can, just leave the main and detergent doors open (I know thatís not possible for some).
    This. The old washer was a stinky PITA, and the door wouldn't stay open at an arbitrary angle. It had presets at wide open and 45 deg. And it wouldn't stay ajar, unlatched meant it swung for 45 by design. Unfortunately it was behind a door, that we like to keep open. We put a hook on a string attached to a magnet to the side of the washer. Total kludge.

    The current washer will stay open at whatever angle you leave it. And it won't latch unless you lift it slightly, by design. So the only way it won't get at least some air is if you purposefully close it. Like thing #3 does. He won't read the memo. Don't be like my kid.

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    A flute with no holes, is not a flute. A donut with no hole, is a Danish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bagtagley View Post
    Careful, vinegar can soften rubber seals making for bigger issues than the stink. If you can, just leave the main and detergent doors open (I know thatís not possible for some).
    I use maybe 2 tablespoons of vinegar and it mixes into the 2-3 liters of water that sits in the base of the drum all the time. Hopefully wonít be much of an issue because itís so diluted. Iím not sure how many rubber pieces are down under the drum but good to know. Thanks.


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    Look for toilet paper before you sit down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SirVicSmasher View Post
    Look for toilet paper before you sit down.

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    Sage.

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    Free showers at every rest area on the Ohio turnpike

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    'Feel younger by surrounding yourself with older people' has always worked around here for me.

    That's not the same with 'Actions speak louder than words' in these parts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by byates1 View Post
    Free showers at every rest area on the Ohio turnpike
    AhhhÖ.. the bath houses of the 90ís


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    Quote Originally Posted by Peruvian View Post
    'Feel younger by surrounding yourself with older people' has always worked around here for me.

    .
    I don't get that one. As an older person, I feel younger surrounded by younger people. Most of our friends are younger than we are, and the ones we have that are our age don't act their age--still climbing, skiing, going to live loud rock shows (of course they don't sound as loud as they used to). I do have to admit that people my age look ridiculous dancing, unless it's dancing with handholding--fox trot, jitterbug, two-step etc..

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    Quote Originally Posted by gravitylover View Post
    Double entendre here so, take shit from everyone? Nah...
    If you donít know French, stay away from French phrases

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