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  1. #76
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    I think Warren Miller said that before he got married.
    Seeker of Truth. Dispenser of Wisdom. Protector of the Weak. Avenger of Evil.

  2. #77
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    Quote Originally Posted by stealurface831 View Post
    can't remember who told me this but in a ski town, she is never your girlfriend. it is just your turn.
    But the herpes are everyone’s to share forever

  3. #78
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    you keep that shit like luggage

  4. #79
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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmyCarter View Post
    But the herpes are everyone’s to share forever
    nah, they got shit for herpes now. gets rid of it and what not.
    "somebody's gotta do it"

  5. #80
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    Quote Originally Posted by hutash View Post
    Feel old by skiing with younger people.

    Also gives you an excuse for why you were last back to the chair.
    OTOH not much feels better than passing someone half your age on one of Alpine Meadows' ascending traverses. Alas, eventually that stops happening.

  6. #81
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    "When the child was a child it waited patiently for the first snow and it still does"- Van "The Man" Morrison
    "I find I have already had my reward, in the doing of the thing" - Buzz Holmstrom
    "THIS IS WHAT WE DO"-AML -ski on in eternal peace
    "I have posted in here but haven't read it carefully with my trusty PoliAsshat antenna on."-DipshitDanno

  7. #82
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    Go pet your dog and give ‘em some love right now. They aren’t going to be around forever.
    "boobs just make the world better really" - Woodsy

  8. #83
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    Always wash your ass before your procto/gastro-ent appt. They're used to it and will just make a joke, but it's mortifying all the same.

  9. #84
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    Never play cards with a man called Doc. Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper View Post
    Never play cards with a man called Doc. Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own.
    I don’t know about the Meadow Skipper, I don’t think there are many women out there with fewer troubles than me. Certainly not my wife.

  11. #86
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    Never by a house next to Dry Creek. (There is at least one in Sacramento that floods regularly and I'm sure there are others around the country.)

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    If you're the smartest one in the room, you're in the wrong room.

    If it is worth doing, it's probably worth overdoing.

  13. #88
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    Sometimes good enough is good enough if it gets it done

  14. #89
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    Only invest in bitcoin if you're smarter than everyone else.
    It's a war of the mind and we're armed to the teeth.

  15. #90
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    Whatever amount of garlic you were going to use, double it. Then add a little more.

  16. #91
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    Then let it age 5 days and it will triple in flavor, and can be used as a bear repellent.

  17. #92
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    Don’t trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn’t die.


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  18. #93
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    Wait .... are you talking about uteri?!?!?

  19. #94
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    When making a grilled cheese, put the slices of bread in the pan while it heats up, then build the sandwich with the hot sides in, against the cheese. It’ll melt much more quickly.
    Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.

  20. #95
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    My boss once told me, "Never have an affair with someone who earns less than your wife."

  21. #96
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    Salesman said, I hit all my goals last month and all they gave me was a pat on the back. I said, better to get a pat on the back than a kick in the ass!
    Brandine: Now Cletus, if I catch you with pig lipstick on your collar one more time you ain't gonna be allowed to sleep in the barn no more!
    Cletus: Duly noted.

  22. #97
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    Quote Originally Posted by bagtagley View Post
    When making a grilled cheese, put the slices of bread in the pan while it heats up, then build the sandwich with the hot sides in, against the cheese. It’ll melt much more quickly.
    gotta try that. Thanks

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    If you say something and your wife says, "what?' and you repeat it and she says "what?" again don't raise your voice when you say it the third time, even though it makes complete sense that you would do so. And watch your tone.

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    ^ Good fukn advice. Wish I’d followed it more.

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    Maybe I learned it today. We'll see I guess.

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