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Thread: Pro Tips and Hot Takes
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09-25-2022, 07:26 PM #76
I think Warren Miller said that before he got married.
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09-25-2022, 07:39 PM #77
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09-25-2022, 07:43 PM #78man of ice
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you keep that shit like luggage
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09-25-2022, 07:47 PM #79
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09-26-2022, 12:17 AM #80
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09-26-2022, 08:07 AM #81"When the child was a child it waited patiently for the first snow and it still does"- Van "The Man" Morrison
"I find I have already had my reward, in the doing of the thing" - Buzz Holmstrom
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10-05-2022, 05:53 PM #82
Go pet your dog and give ‘em some love right now. They aren’t going to be around forever.
"boobs just make the world better really" - Woodsy
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10-05-2022, 06:13 PM #83Registered User
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Always wash your ass before your procto/gastro-ent appt. They're used to it and will just make a joke, but it's mortifying all the same.
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10-05-2022, 06:26 PM #84
Never play cards with a man called Doc. Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own.
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10-05-2022, 09:49 PM #85
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10-05-2022, 09:53 PM #86
Never by a house next to Dry Creek. (There is at least one in Sacramento that floods regularly and I'm sure there are others around the country.)
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10-05-2022, 10:53 PM #87Registered User
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If you're the smartest one in the room, you're in the wrong room.
If it is worth doing, it's probably worth overdoing.
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10-06-2022, 09:01 AM #88Registered User
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Sometimes good enough is good enough if it gets it done
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10-06-2022, 12:15 PM #89
Only invest in bitcoin if you're smarter than everyone else.
It's a war of the mind and we're armed to the teeth.
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10-06-2022, 12:29 PM #90man of ice
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Whatever amount of garlic you were going to use, double it. Then add a little more.
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10-06-2022, 01:52 PM #91Registered User
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Then let it age 5 days and it will triple in flavor, and can be used as a bear repellent.
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10-06-2022, 03:57 PM #92
Don’t trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn’t die.
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10-06-2022, 07:02 PM #93Registered User
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Wait .... are you talking about uteri?!?!?
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10-06-2022, 08:48 PM #94yelgatgab
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When making a grilled cheese, put the slices of bread in the pan while it heats up, then build the sandwich with the hot sides in, against the cheese. It’ll melt much more quickly.
Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.
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10-06-2022, 09:05 PM #95
My boss once told me, "Never have an affair with someone who earns less than your wife."
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10-07-2022, 07:16 AM #96
Salesman said, I hit all my goals last month and all they gave me was a pat on the back. I said, better to get a pat on the back than a kick in the ass!
Brandine: Now Cletus, if I catch you with pig lipstick on your collar one more time you ain't gonna be allowed to sleep in the barn no more!
Cletus: Duly noted.
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10-08-2022, 04:17 PM #97
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10-08-2022, 08:18 PM #98man of ice
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If you say something and your wife says, "what?' and you repeat it and she says "what?" again don't raise your voice when you say it the third time, even though it makes complete sense that you would do so. And watch your tone.
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10-08-2022, 08:25 PM #99
^ Good fukn advice. Wish I’d followed it more.
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10-08-2022, 08:28 PM #100man of ice
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Maybe I learned it today. We'll see I guess.
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