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09-14-2022, 01:25 PM #51
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09-14-2022, 01:39 PM #52
I shit in a box at 50 but will likely go kinky next time, particularly if I don't have to drink the Drano that's currently used.
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09-14-2022, 01:42 PM #53
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09-14-2022, 02:15 PM #54
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09-14-2022, 02:18 PM #55
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09-14-2022, 02:20 PM #56
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09-14-2022, 02:28 PM #57
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09-14-2022, 02:42 PM #58Registered User
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"I had to drink the gallons of prep before AND after dancing with the butt snake"
"When I was young, the only prep we had was ..... slurping pond scum/licking a dogs ass/insert your fav"
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09-14-2022, 02:43 PM #59
Depends.
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09-14-2022, 03:00 PM #60
Found this online:
So why don't people get colonoscopies? Many are turned off by the preparation process. The good news is there are now options — from the traditional 1 gallon jug of citrus-flavored liquid to smaller individual bottles of liquid and even prep pills.
For the pills, you take a total of 24: 12 the day before (two every 20 minutes with 8 ounces of water) and 12 the day of the procedure. All preps have a strict protocol of what you can eat/drink leading up to your exam, but many folks find the newer versions more palatable.
Although mine was NOT that much water. Hard to swallow the pills especially that many back to back.
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09-14-2022, 03:06 PM #61
Come on, even the cool kids are doing it
https://www.cnn.com/2022/09/14/enter...ess/index.html
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09-14-2022, 03:15 PM #62
If you talk to an enema enthusiast
They will tell you how much dead material is in the average colon.
Consider this a health cleanse instead of a medical procedure.
Be the enema bandit. You got this.
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09-14-2022, 03:32 PM #63Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague
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09-14-2022, 04:42 PM #64Registered User
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well then as usual the depth of experience and knowledge around here is amazing thanks for all the input
had another rough day at the office got a contract out the door now I can afford some nice rims also got a huge plumbing order taken care of that I was struggling with got a nice discount I pocket the discount and buy myself a nice ride and the customer thinks they paid pull freight plus 20% speaking of shit can you imagine a house with eight shitters in it well thats how some people roll
as I puff down getting ready for dinner with some friends and a dog walk I contemplate just doing the whole shebang after the advice I've gotten from this clown car called tgr I've had a couple cardiac catherterizations and they kinda sucked but its not a tube up my ass you know nice little cocktail of drugs and a cold ass table you lie on it's more of the anticipation of someone running a tube up your wrist and into your heart as if it's no big deal as you waiver in and out of consciousness but I am a champ and swallowing pills these days and I love getting put under it's almost a rush
the issue is I'm not afraid of death anymore or cancer or anything it's the cards you get delt and you roll with it sometimes I welcome the thought
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09-14-2022, 04:51 PM #65
My last one (I'm almost due for another) I was semi-conscious...I heard the doc say, "We're almost done." To which I replied, "If I open my mouth, do you think you will see the light?" The nurse cracked up.
Tip your wait staff, I'll be here all week...
I do feel cleansed after it's over. I caught dysentery in Jordan one time...colonoscopy prep is way better than that.
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09-14-2022, 05:14 PM #66Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
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09-14-2022, 05:28 PM #67
Hey Fred
Why don’t you televise your scope as a public service like Ryan Reynolds
https://www.cnn.com/2022/09/14/enter...ess/index.html
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09-14-2022, 05:52 PM #68
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09-15-2022, 09:39 AM #69Registered User
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Lee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know
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09-15-2022, 09:44 AM #70
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09-15-2022, 09:46 AM #71
Have fun with different colors of jello. However, I was unable to shit a rainbow no matter how hard I tried.
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09-16-2022, 04:28 PM #72
Just saw this on NPR: https://www.npr.org/sections/health-...ncer-screening
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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09-16-2022, 04:46 PM #73
Be the independent free thinker you are fred and say fuck you to easy cheap diagnostic tests. Don’t give a fuck until chemo is the option faux Freddy
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09-16-2022, 05:53 PM #74
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09-16-2022, 05:58 PM #75
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