London Bridge is Down?

[PNWbrit]

[NOTE: Do Not Run Until Fucking Queen Is Dead Or People Will Lose Their Shit] Queen Elizabeth Dead At 96

[ED. — DO NOT PUBLISH UNTIL AWFUL LADY IN THE GROUND]

LONDON—After 70[?] years as the ruling monarch of the United Kingdom and [CHECK HOW MANY COUNTRIES SHE’S IN CHARGE OF OR ELSE TWITTER PEDANTS WILL GET MAD] Queen Elizabeth died [PEACEFULLY OR PAINFULLY—COPY WHATEVER BBC OBIT SAYS] in [TK LOCATION] at the age of 89. A child [ONLY? CHECK IF BROTHERS AND SISTERS] of King George VI and [LOOK UP MOTHER’S NAME], she ascended to the throne in 19[TK DO NOT GET THIS WRONG OR PEOPLE WILL BE MAD] following the death of her father, and during her reign presided over such events as the Troubles in Ireland, decolonization in Africa [NOTE: CAN IT BE THAT RECENT? DOUBLE-CHECK], and Brexit. She married Philip Mountbatten in 1947, beginning a [TK ADJECTIVE] royal union that lasted [TK] years until [NOTE: DID HE DIE? CHECK. IF HE DID, WE FORGOT TO RUN AN OBIT], in which they had four children: Prince Charles, the heir apparent, as well as Princess [TK], Prince [TK], and Prince Andrew [NOTE: CHECK ANDREW’S LATEST ROYAL STATUS RE: PEDOPHILIA ALLEGATIONS]. In addition to her children, the queen is survived by [INSERT SOME BULLSHIT HERE ABOUT HER DO-NOTHING PROGENY]. As Britain’s first lady queen [PROBABLY LOOK THIS UP], she had a memorable reign, with other significant events of her life including [LIST WHATEVER WE HAVE TIME FOR, PUBLICATION URGENT BUT ONLY UPON SURE THING SHE FINALLY FUCKING DEAD]. In the nation’s capital, Parliament [CONGRESS?] held a period of mourning, while U.K. Prime Minister [INSERT WHICHEVER DUMBFUCK PRIME MINISTER NOW] reflected on her long life, saying [COPY QUOTES FROM BBC].

[REMINDER: DO NOT CLICK PUBLISH UNTIL CONFIRMATION OLD FUCKER DEAD, WE REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED WHEN GEORGE VI CROAKED]

[summit]

^That was outfuckingstanding!

[XXX-er]

Well Trudeau is a shitbag, but hopefully his replacement isn't a whacko.

he wants to embrace crypto, fire the head of the bank Canada, supported the trucker convoy, he is pretty much for any thing the far right whacko are for

[summit]

One day the silent moderate majority will rise up and fuck the extremists on both sides.

[XXX-er]

according to polls canadians (as opposed to con party members) would vote for the guy who lost over the guy who won the nomination by a pretty big margin

those fucking conservatives are not the sharpest knives in the drawer but we shall see

[riser4]

according to polls canadians (as opposed to con party members) would vote for the guy who lost over the guy who won the nomination by a pretty big margin

those fucking conservatives are not the sharpest knives in the drawer but we shall see

Unfortunately folks seem unamused by JT just enough to punch themselves in the dick and vote Conservative, to send a message, or something something something. Like a bunch of people did down here in 2016.

[schindlerpiste]

Her Majesty loved Pink Floyd and fine Italian automobiles:

[XXX-er]

well she loved landrovers so we will just have to give her a pass on that

[JimmyCarter]

well she loved landrovers so we will just have to give her a pass on that

[XXX-er]

I think i read she has owned > 30 landrovers,

I've always thot perhaps if yer british the cars don't leak oil or have electrical gremlins ?

[dunfree]

I think i read she has owned > 30 landrovers,

I've always thot perhaps if yer british the cars don't leak oil or have electrical gremlins ?

what would British have to do with a us engine?

[riser4]

The Queen could afford an endless supply of replacement smoke.

[Core Shot]

30 landrovers in 70 years.

Makes sense. Two years each is a good run.