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  1. #1
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    Birdcunter: Stay the fuck out of L City

    When visiting Seattle from Idaho, your best bet is to hole up in your shitty hotel room, clutch your gun, take some (a lot) of viagra and whack off to your Guns & Ammo magazine. Fuck you and your impotence.

    For more enlightened folks, Lake City awaits:

    Double J saloon.
    Strong pours, free pool and exquisite beef brisket tacos.
    https://m.yelp.com/biz/double-j-saloon-seattle

    Toyoda Sushi.
    Weird hours, takeout only, no man buns at all. Sushi and Udon that is authentic.
    https://m.yelp.com/biz/toyoda-sushi-seattle

    Argentinians know beef. Italians know cookies. Put the two together and you have SeaTango. Someone say “chimichurri”?
    https://seatangofoods.com/


    Hey Birdcunter, you’ll never taste any of this because your gun fever has not only affected your sexual performance but also sense of taste. Plus you will be too afraid of the folks of color in Lake City. Like all xenophobes, you’re also a coward. Enjoy the chain restaurants downtown and then go back to the shithole from which you came.

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    Back on topic, Lake City also has excellent beer.
    Beer:
    https://hellbentbrewingcompany.com/

    Beer with a nice patio:
    https://thefiddlersinn.com/

    lots of beer:
    https://www.seattlebeerauthority.com/

    Beer with fish and chip and big screen tvs:

    https://elliottbaybrewing.com/locations/

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    Forum Cross Pollinator, gratuitously strident

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    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
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    I think you meant to post this in the burning man thread.

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    Delicious greek food:
    https://georgiasgreektogo.com/

    Delicious Chinese food:
    http://www.snappydragon.com/

    Delicious Jewish deli food:
    https://www.zylberschtein.com/

    Delicious Nepali and Tibetan food:
    https://www.theeverestkitchen.com/

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    I have no idea what is going on here but I'll add good middle eastern
    https://www.manousheexpress.com/
    Market underneath is good too.

    And ice cream
    https://liltigericecream.com/

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    Nice! Those are good additions. Love ‘lil tiger and will have to check out that middle eastern joint.

    Lake City is also home to Turntables and Trails. Used outdoor gear and high end refurbished audio equipment. Talk about a unique combo! Fuck yeah! Give this guy business! (He does sell his audio stuff online, so even non Seattle people can buy some).

    https://www.seattlestereo.com/

    For vinyl lovers, there is Hex Enduction Records.
    https://www.hexenduction.com/

    And for tinkerers, there is North End Makers Space
    https://northendmakers.org/


    Meanwhile, BirdCunter’s town has guns stores and Cracker Barrel.
    Last edited by dudeman22; 08-13-2022 at 12:00 AM.

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    Somebody have a bad day?


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    "All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."

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    I have no idea either but:

    https://dreamgirlsnw.com/strip-clubs...irls-at-ricks/

    This place is in Lake City. Never been inside but driven by tons of times…

    Also Les Schwab is walking distance from Ricks in case you need tires, and there’s an adult book store and about 5 pot shops of various type.

    I do kind of want one of those water bottles with the Ricks logo emblazoned on it… that’s be a big hit at work and at kids sports events!
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    Perhaps related?
    Damn shame, throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Reverend Floater View Post
    Somebody have a bad day?


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    New guy burst in with guns blazing Leroy Jenkins style.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jfost View Post
    I have no idea either but:

    https://dreamgirlsnw.com/strip-clubs...irls-at-ricks/

    This place is in Lake City. Never been inside but driven by tons of times…

    Also Les Schwab is walking distance from Ricks in case you need tires, and there’s an adult book store and about 5 pot shops of various type.

    I do kind of want one of those water bottles with the Ricks logo emblazoned on it… that’s be a big hit at work and at kids sports events!
    If you’re in the cannabis shop district and you have the munchies, I suggest Tubs Subs.
    https://www.tubssubs.com/
    Lake city started as a place to get booze during prohibition. Tittie bars came next.
    https://crosscut.com/2019/01/lake-ci...tty-side-lives

    “But Seattle’s city limits ended on 85th Street, toward the beginning of Lake City Way, and the police didn’t actively patrol beyond that border. Moreover, Model T’s were being sold in downtown Seattle and suddenly middle-class people could take an easy day trip out of town, beyond the reach of the SPD.”


    https://crosscut.com/2019/01/lake-ci...tty-side-lives

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Reverend Floater View Post
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    Just like birds of a feather flock together, guns nuts love themselves a circle jerk. “Gun rights advocates” always got each others backs, sometimes they even spray on each other’s backs. Hey Reverend... has Bobby Shitstain or Bird Cunter nutted on you lately?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dudeman22 View Post
    Just like birds of a feather flock together, guns nuts love themselves a circle jerk. “Gun rights advocates” always got each others backs, sometimes they even spray on each other’s backs. Hey Reverend... has Bobby Shitstain or Bird Cunter nutted on you lately?
    Dude, what in the fuck are you talking about?


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    The fact that you’d rather cling to your guns than give a shit about school shootings.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dudeman22 View Post
    The fact that you’d rather cling to your guns than give a shit about school shootings.
    I feel like I like this local guy, though he seems a bit cunty about the gunz

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    He seems a lot like someone who’s been banned here multiple times: TBSsux

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    Oh yeah, obviously. But I think the box fan is broken again. They’ll boot me off by the morning though.

    I just like giving good food recommendations for the righteous. Knowing that gun nuts like Bird Cunter, Bobby Shitstain and apparently this Reverend guy are too scared to come into the city to enjoy it. They’ve been watching their Fox News and stock piling their guns. They’re some scared little impotents.

    So ban away mods. I’d rather give some good food recs and speak truth to these gun nuts than get hung up on some internet personna.
    (SUF, the flakka thing and hydrolic turtle thing is getting a little played out btw)

    Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you’re cool. I’m out.
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    Lived in Seattle area quite a few years (long ago), but never had occasion to go to Lake City for anything other than to go through it. But these links look legit. Will have to try one or two if I ever get back there.

    Got any suggestions for Bothell, while you are at it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ::: ::: View Post
    He seems a lot like someone who’s been banned here multiple times: TBSsux
    PS- as Ive said before, TBS seems like a really good person and I’m man enough to admit that I shouldn’t have ever gotten bent out of shape over his comments about tele skiers and female lift ops.

    Bobby Shitstain, Bird Cunter and some of these other gun nut fucks can choke on their barrel though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dudeman22 View Post
    ...and apparently this Reverend guy are too scared..
    I think the Rev and I hung out in Seattle together on a few occasions...in fact it was either a Huskies FB game in Seattle against the Ducks or, maybe a Beavers game in Corvallis against the Ducks, when we got D batteries thrown at us by the home fans. That was a little scary I guess.
    Damn shame, throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adolf Allerbush View Post
    I think the Rev and I hung out in Seattle together on a few occasions...in fact it was either a Huskies FB game in Seattle against the Ducks or, maybe a Beavers game in Corvallis against the Ducks, when we got D batteries thrown at us by the home fans. That was a little scary I guess.
    Cool story bro. Although slightly irrelevant, sort of like the PAC 12 (10?).

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    i thought seattle was dead?

    the food is great; existing is for the uber rich and boomers only. corporate hellhole like every major city in the US. this is what we deserve, plebeians, we voted for it

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    Quote Originally Posted by shroom View Post
    i thought seattle was dead?

    the food is great; existing is for the uber rich and boomers only. corporate hellhole like every major city in the US. this is what we deserve, plebeians, we voted for it
    That’s the beauty of Lake City and the 98118. The last hold out neighborhoods in the face of the tesla wifi invasion
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DT-VXh0vOOA

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