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08-07-2022, 10:27 PM #1
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TR: Super gluing my balls to my thigh
There I was, finishing up the trimming of a nice deer hair head when an errant elbow sent the uncapped bottle of Zap-A-Gap from my desk directly into my lap. It is hot and the AC in my room leaves much to be desired so, naturally, I was in nothing but boxers and a t-shirt. I felt the glue permeate my draws and the heat of it setting before I could process my error. When I did react, I made the split second decision to grab the spilling bottle from the floor rather than tend to my rapidly adhering nether region. It was too late. The gap between my balls and my thigh had been thoroughly zapped.
Realizing my plight, I immediately stripped naked and took a contemplative seat on the shitter. Rippage was out of the question. I resorted to Google. Nail polish, with its main ingredient being acetone, was atop of the list of interventions. The article did, however, warn against its use on sensitive areas. After brief deliberation, I decided to proceed and donned a towel before trepidly making my way down the stairs in search of my antidote.
I located a bottle and took to preparing myself and the necessary implements for its application. With q-tips, cotton balls, and lotion at the ready, I began the procedure. The preliminary application went off without a hitch and the wait for un-boding to materialize commenced. Within a minute, the glue began to whiten and crack. It was time to rip that shit apart. And I did, freeing my balls in one swift pull. Minimal skin was lost by either adhering party, though what sublayers of skin that came into contact with the residual nail polish remover did burn like hell for a bit. Once the pain subsided, I began peeling the remaining glue from myself, before thoroughly rinsing then returning to my desk to finish the fly.swing your fucking sword.
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08-07-2022, 10:59 PM #2
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Outstanding.
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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08-07-2022, 10:59 PM #3
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And before anyone asks without thinking, we definitely do not need pics.
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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08-08-2022, 08:11 AM #4
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Is this what they mean by "type 2 fun"?
Originally Posted by powder11
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08-08-2022, 08:24 AM #5
gentleman turn farmer
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Clearly this website needs to be updated.
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08-08-2022, 08:44 AM #6
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#glueballs
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08-08-2022, 08:58 AM #7
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Solid TR.
ride bikes, climb, ski, travel, cook, work to fund former, repeat.
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08-08-2022, 09:06 AM #8
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Narrative really sticks together
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08-08-2022, 10:43 AM #9
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You should probably let the people at thistothat.com know, doesn't look like they have this one covered.
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08-08-2022, 11:04 AM #10
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I find this whole TR suspect for sharing a closeted masterburation fantasy.....
Originally Posted by stealurface831
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08-08-2022, 11:06 AM #11
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I’ve both soldered and hot ptex’d my balls but never superglue….
Sent from my iPhone using TGR ForumsI rip the groomed on tele gear
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08-08-2022, 11:51 AM #12
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Did you write TRs after these life defining events? Props to SYF for sharing this "fishing story" with the forum.
Originally Posted by detrusor
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08-08-2022, 12:41 PM #13
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Probably needs to be cross posted to the stoner mistakes thread..
Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!
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08-08-2022, 12:44 PM #14
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Sharing how you use electrolysis and waxing to remove your pubes is different than accidentally adhering your scrotum to your leg. Originally Posted by detrusor
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08-08-2022, 12:57 PM #15
snow please
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well done
hows the deer?
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08-08-2022, 01:23 PM #16
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Dear Penthouse ....
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08-08-2022, 02:21 PM #17
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I haint toked in years. Originally Posted by SumJongGuy
swing your fucking sword.
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08-08-2022, 06:45 PM #18
is training for Alpental
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How’s your Mom doing ? Does she ever ask about me ?
Sent from my iPad using TGR Forums"Zee damn fat skis are ruining zee piste !" -Oscar Schevlin
"Hike up your skirt and grow a dick you fucking crybaby" -what Bunion said to Harry at the top of The Headwaters
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08-08-2022, 07:03 PM #19
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No shit, she asked this afternoon if you are still in Wisconsin. Originally Posted by Harry
swing your fucking sword.
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08-08-2022, 07:31 PM #20
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FIFY Originally Posted by stealurface831
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08-12-2022, 04:18 PM #21
is training for Alpental
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TR: Super gluing my balls to my thigh
Show her this recent pic of me in Wisconsin. It will remind her of our time together. Originally Posted by stealurface831
"Zee damn fat skis are ruining zee piste !" -Oscar Schevlin
"Hike up your skirt and grow a dick you fucking crybaby" -what Bunion said to Harry at the top of The Headwaters
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08-12-2022, 04:27 PM #22
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that fly is destined for greatness
thanks for the awesome TR
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08-12-2022, 04:27 PM #23
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Baha Originally Posted by Harry
Show her this recent pic of me in Wisconsin. It will remind her of our time together.
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08-12-2022, 04:39 PM #24
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Very crass, Harry! Originally Posted by Harry
Show her this recent pic of me in Wisconsin. It will remind her of our time together.
Sent from my iPhone using TGR Forumsswing your fucking sword.
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08-12-2022, 08:31 PM #25
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Another catch and release? Originally Posted by Harry
Show her this recent pic of me in Wisconsin. It will remind her of our time together.
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