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08-05-2022, 01:37 PM #76Registered User
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In Kayaking we always found it was the smart guys who had trouble with the " shuttle logic " that a 10 yrs old kid could figure out so i have to ask , are you highly educated ?
I recenlty shuttled a senior partner from a large seattle law firm, I told buddy to meet at the take out, so when we meet i ask where his floaty is he tells me he already dropped it up there so I laugh and 10 sec's later he also laughs and has the sheepish grinLee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know
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08-05-2022, 02:04 PM #77
Ran into a friend in Rome--he was killing a few days waiting for a new passport, etc to replace the documents he left on the roof of the rental car. Is wife didn't bother waiting for him. Funny thing was, we were doing the same thing he was--spending the day running down all the Caravaggios in Rome.
My rule--in additon to the nothing on the roof rule--is that skis always go on the ground on the driver's side.
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08-05-2022, 02:05 PM #78
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08-05-2022, 02:12 PM #79Registered User
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I burnt out a weedeater while stoned, stalling the head out on the grass listening to it go errr until it didnt
Lee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know
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08-05-2022, 02:43 PM #80
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08-05-2022, 02:51 PM #82Registered User
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that's ^^ pretty high man, higher than a 10 yr old
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08-05-2022, 02:52 PM #83Registered User
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08-05-2022, 02:53 PM #84
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08-05-2022, 02:59 PM #86Registered User
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i thot they were either red or blue ?
I think with geography you could become an agrologistLee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know
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08-05-2022, 03:09 PM #87
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08-05-2022, 03:12 PM #88
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08-05-2022, 03:16 PM #89
We had them compared by an independent optometrist to traditional "expensive" lenses from our optometrist [whoever they send out to] & the Warby ones failed to achieve the specified performance & got sent back. Warby's response was "we can't hit that mark."
[this is a peculiar RX sim to Woodsy's]
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08-05-2022, 03:44 PM #90
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08-05-2022, 03:46 PM #91"When the child was a child it waited patiently for the first snow and it still does"- Van "The Man" Morrison
"I find I have already had my reward, in the doing of the thing" - Buzz Holmstrom
"THIS IS WHAT WE DO"-AML -ski on in eternal peace
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08-05-2022, 03:56 PM #92
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08-05-2022, 04:13 PM #93
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08-05-2022, 04:24 PM #94Registered User
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buncha amatuers around here
my list is very very long I'm like a pro
protip 1 don't eat mushrooms or acid then get in a car and go for a drive or a road trip before it kicks in
once was framing a house and wasn't sure if the sawzall was cutting the whole way through the wall I fucked up that I Was fixing so I gave it a big reach around to see if it was through and grab the blade kinda messy and bloody
then simple shit like getting on your bike to go for a ride and leaving your camel back or no helmet ya now
but then I Was riding once and a buddy who doesn't smoke any weed like never says to me hey I think I left my camel back six miles uphill on the trail at the cabin we were stopped at I was like its gone now were not going back and he says my car keys and wallet are in it I'm like fuck dude thats something I would do got a third run off monarch pass that day it was greaaat
so my sceientific study is that it doesn't matter if your a stoner or not
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08-05-2022, 05:11 PM #95"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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08-05-2022, 05:33 PM #96
I have a degree in topology.
Merde De Glace On the Freak When Ski
>>>200 cm Black Bamboo Sidewalled DPS Lotus 120 : Best Skis Ever <<<
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08-05-2022, 05:34 PM #97
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08-05-2022, 05:49 PM #98
First mag I ever skied with. We get to the bottom. Take a safety break. Put on skins. Frik skin on one ski is on backwards. Take ski off, take skin off, put skin and ski back on. Frik still on backwards. In my lame defense they were twin tips
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08-05-2022, 06:08 PM #99Registered User
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08-05-2022, 06:27 PM #100
Our contractor told me never leave a hammer on the top of a step ladder. Sometimes I forget.
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