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  1. #176
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    Put two contacts on the same eye twice in a row

  2. #177
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    last night I searched 30 fucking mins for the box of 2" decking screws I just had in my hand just a few mins prior. garage, kitchen, bathroom, office, truck, deck, side of house....

    found them in the tool drawer of a cabinet not even remotely near where I usually put the screws, bolts and shit.

    I set the screws down for a safety meeting

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    Working safely is important
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


  4. #179
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    Quote Originally Posted by hawkgt View Post
    last night I searched 30 fucking mins for the box of 2" decking screws I just had in my hand just a few mins prior. garage, kitchen, bathroom, office, truck, deck, side of house....

    found them in the tool drawer of a cabinet not even remotely near where I usually put the screws, bolts and shit.

    I set the screws down for a safety meeting
    You shit in a drawer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser4 View Post
    You shit in a drawer?
    I can’t walk in the house with dirty feet, the misses would not approve

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    Anyone else ever put the chips in the fridge and the dip in the cupboard?

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    I'm not sure who the stoner is in this one but I bought a new Pax about 4 years ago and promptly lost it, unused. Searched high and low, yada yada.

    My wife and I are going to Spain next week. Yesterday, my wife breaks out her fancy-ass Tumi electrical adapter travel kit. There's a bunch of stuff in the little zippered bag and she's like, I don't know what half this stuff even is? Like, what's this?

    She holds up my Pax. How the fuck it got in there I don't know. The charger was in there too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ötzi View Post
    I'm not sure who the stoner is in this one but I bought a new Pax about 4 years ago and promptly lost it, unused. Searched high and low, yada yada.

    My wife and I are going to Spain next week. Yesterday, my wife breaks out her fancy-ass Tumi electrical adapter travel kit. There's a bunch of stuff in the little zippered bag and she's like, I don't know what half this stuff even is? Like, what's this?

    She holds up my Pax. How the fuck it got in there I don't know. The charger was in there too.
    Want my half once of 2021 weed to load it with?

  9. #184
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    It'd be like going back in time.

  10. #185
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    Quote Originally Posted by k2skier112 View Post
    Anyone else ever put the chips in the fridge and the dip in the cupboard?
    Duh. See my earlier post about tv remote in fridge.

  11. #186
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    The epitome of "dip in the cupboard, chips in the fridge" has to be from the opening scene of Cheech and Chong's Up In Smoke. Pissing in the hamper, clothing in the toilet. That movie is the definition of stoner move.

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    Saw an unfamiliar charge from an accounting firm in CA on my card a couple weeks ago. Called credit union to dispute, get a new card etc.

    Was going to get the cart I bought a couple weeks ago out of my toolbox. Was still in the bag with the receipt. Sure enough, it was the same date and price that I disputed with my CU. I always pay cash. Not sure why I used my card this last time.

  13. #188
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    That is a big stoner move.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    Once we were leaving for a road trip and I forgot to pack the weed.
    skid luxury

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    That’s why we make lists and put it on them

  16. #191
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    Quote Originally Posted by babybear View Post
    Once we were leaving for a road trip and I forgot to pack the weed.
    I'm sure that made u real popular.

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