Stoner Moves

**Self Jupiter** · 05-04-2023, 09:18 AM

Put two contacts on the same eye twice in a row

**hawkgt** · 05-04-2023, 11:45 AM

last night I searched 30 fucking mins for the box of 2" decking screws I just had in my hand just a few mins prior. garage, kitchen, bathroom, office, truck, deck, side of house....

found them in the tool drawer of a cabinet not even remotely near where I usually put the screws, bolts and shit.

I set the screws down for a safety meeting

**irul&ublo** · 05-04-2023, 12:12 PM

Working safely is important

**riser4** · 05-04-2023, 06:21 PM

Originally Posted by hawkgt

last night I searched 30 fucking mins for the box of 2" decking screws I just had in my hand just a few mins prior. garage, kitchen, bathroom, office, truck, deck, side of house....

found them in the tool drawer of a cabinet not even remotely near where I usually put the screws, bolts and shit.

I set the screws down for a safety meeting

You shit in a drawer?

**hawkgt** · 05-04-2023, 06:26 PM

Originally Posted by riser4

You shit in a drawer?

I can’t walk in the house with dirty feet, the misses would not approve

**k2skier112** · 05-04-2023, 07:06 PM

Anyone else ever put the chips in the fridge and the dip in the cupboard?

**ötzi** · 05-04-2023, 07:08 PM

I'm not sure who the stoner is in this one but I bought a new Pax about 4 years ago and promptly lost it, unused. Searched high and low, yada yada.

My wife and I are going to Spain next week. Yesterday, my wife breaks out her fancy-ass Tumi electrical adapter travel kit. There's a bunch of stuff in the little zippered bag and she's like, I don't know what half this stuff even is? Like, what's this?

She holds up my Pax. How the fuck it got in there I don't know. The charger was in there too.

**Buzzworthy** · 05-04-2023, 07:24 PM

Originally Posted by ötzi

I'm not sure who the stoner is in this one but I bought a new Pax about 4 years ago and promptly lost it, unused. Searched high and low, yada yada.

My wife and I are going to Spain next week. Yesterday, my wife breaks out her fancy-ass Tumi electrical adapter travel kit. There's a bunch of stuff in the little zippered bag and she's like, I don't know what half this stuff even is? Like, what's this?

She holds up my Pax. How the fuck it got in there I don't know. The charger was in there too.

Want my half once of 2021 weed to load it with?

**ötzi** · 05-04-2023, 07:38 PM

It'd be like going back in time.

**riser4** · 05-05-2023, 05:05 AM

Originally Posted by k2skier112

Anyone else ever put the chips in the fridge and the dip in the cupboard?

Duh. See my earlier post about tv remote in fridge.

**riser4** · 05-05-2023, 06:04 AM

The epitome of "dip in the cupboard, chips in the fridge" has to be from the opening scene of Cheech and Chong's Up In Smoke. Pissing in the hamper, clothing in the toilet. That movie is the definition of stoner move.

**mcphee** · 05-05-2023, 09:35 AM

Saw an unfamiliar charge from an accounting firm in CA on my card a couple weeks ago. Called credit union to dispute, get a new card etc.

Was going to get the cart I bought a couple weeks ago out of my toolbox. Was still in the bag with the receipt. Sure enough, it was the same date and price that I disputed with my CU. I always pay cash. Not sure why I used my card this last time.