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  1. #1
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    Unforgivable? Spammed by a Mag

    I just got an email from someone I'm 90% sure is an old school mag (haven't seen him on here in years, though). Might be someone else, but same name would be a hell of a coincidence. Thing is, I know CRM and I know how this shit works--his trolling software is harvesting my LinkedIn info (yes I hate LinkedIn) and I just got a very impersonal "I'd love to chat about our digital product" without so much as a courtesy lick nor reference to a nickel.

    Question: Do I fuck with him? Do I shame him? I really liked the guy but I HATE unsolicited spam emails.

    What say the collective? Those of you who are fellow desk jockeys must hate these emails as much as I do.
    "All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."

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    Sounds harmless. Move on.

  3. #3
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    Dog poo. You know the rest.

  4. #4
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    Log it into junk and move on, life is too short.
    I have been in this State for 30 years and I am willing to admit that I am part of the problem.

    "Happiest years of my life were earning < $8.00 and hour, collecting unemployment every spring and fall, no car, no debt and no responsibilities. 1984-1990 Park City UT"

  5. #5
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    I mean, he's in tech sales. Clearly it's time to setup a potential demo with unrealistic demands.

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    Quote Originally Posted by schuss View Post
    I mean, he's in tech sales. Clearly it's time to setup a potential demo with unrealistic demands.
    This. Or schedule a demo and cancel 5 minutes before, rinse and repeat.

    Sent from my Pixel 6 Pro using Tapatalk

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    I'm telling you my new "Dating App" for Nazi midgets will work. We already beta tested it in Pueblo.

    This thing is going to be HUGE, in a tiny way. Get in now!

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    digital products > analog products… so he’s got that going for him.

  9. #9
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    This seems perfect for keeping my Shinjuku team from Drowning. How many simultaneous Whelks do you support?

  10. #10
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    Only one answer to unsolicited emails from maggots:

    !Hola Senor y gracias para tu email! Mi llamo es Sofia y vivir en Brazil. Tu compras mi NFT?
    Wait, how can we trust this guy^^^ He's clearly not DJSapp

  11. #11
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    Does anyone solicit spam?


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  12. #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by abraham View Post
    This seems perfect for keeping my Shinjuku team from Drowning. How many simultaneous Whelks do you support?
    Haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by exsparky View Post
    I'm telling you my new "Dating App" for Nazi midgets will work. We already beta tested it in Pueblo.

    This thing is going to be HUGE, in a tiny way. Get in now!
    Wait. Nazi midget dating?

    Tell me more.

  14. #14
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    Are you in the market for a new job/career?

    Does your current job/career require you to solicit potential customers?

    If neither, why TF are you active on LinkedIn?

    I avoid that shit like the plague because I don't need it.

    If you need it for your profession, I'd say treat it like any other random who hits you up. If it's a legit mag hookup I'd assume there would be some 'personal' contact.

    If not, fuck 'em

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    Fuck with him.


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    I mean, he’s a mag. Shouldn’t he expect nothing less?

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    Quote Originally Posted by exsparky View Post
    I'm telling you my new "Dating App" for Nazi midgets will work. We already beta tested it in Pueblo.

    This thing is going to be HUGE, in a tiny way. Get in now!
    Holy shit. Thanks for the callback. Your thread is the second search result for “midget nazi basement house”. Fucking basement houses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aldo View Post
    Fuck with him.
    Quote Originally Posted by EWG View Post
    I mean, he’s a mag. Shouldn’t he expect nothing less?
    ^^^This

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    Send in the storm trooper.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aldo View Post
    Fuck with him.
    But first, out him. Enquiring minds want to know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by exsparky View Post
    I'm telling you my new "Dating App" for Nazi midgets will work. We already beta tested it in Pueblo.

    This thing is going to be HUGE, in a tiny way. Get in now!
    It’s the most adorable little final solution to your dating woes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brownski View Post
    Holy shit. Thanks for the callback. Your thread is the second search result for “midget nazi basement house”. Fucking basement houses.
    It made page 2 of "NAZI MIDGET"
    How do I get it to page 1?
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    As them if the accept roosters as a form of currency for payment..
    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunion 2020 View Post
    Log it into junk and move on, life is too short.
    This. Value alignment or leave it out. The Subtle Art of Not Giving A Fuck = good read

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    Quote Originally Posted by exsparky View Post
    It made page 2 of "NAZI MIDGET"
    How do I get it to page 1?
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    I’m not an SEO expert but I believe we should post in it daily and every post should include the words “nazi midget”. Over time, it should climb a little at a time. I’m willing to help out if we collectively view this as a worthy goal.

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