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  1. #201
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    We’d have a rental fleet of Jerantulas! Lumber prices are pretty cheap now and I think we could fit 2x4’s into the budget.

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    Thanks Maz for grabbing so many tickets!

    I did some back of the napkin math. There's a lot of potential combinations. We may have to play again if we want to have a chance to win.

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    Oh, Right. Blurred mans the music on the PA.
    And MD-9 will be Real estate Sales.
    Beaterdit will be the medic, and Bunion Ski Patrol.
    Advres will do marketing.
    Buttah can be community liason.
    Dee will be chief bike mechanic.
    Uniforms provided my MiCol.
    Benny will be upper chairlift super.
    Slaagmaster will be custodian.
    Snowmaking by Punani (if you catch my drift)
    Vehicle maintenance by Trackhead.
    Forum Cross Pollinator, gratuitously strident

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    What I'm disappointed in is, judging on these tickets, not realizing you're in my home away from home, South Carolina. What's up bud?
    Yeah, I thought we talked about it before but I'm just up the road. Upstate, if you will.


    Quote Originally Posted by ex-powderbroker View Post
    we’ll get it next time for sure.
    All this practice is sure to pay off at some point.

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    Benny would be the concierge.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazderati View Post
    Yeah, I thought we talked about it before but I'm just up the road. Upstate, if you will.




    All this practice is sure to pay off at some point.
    Shit, my bad if so. Either way,



    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    Benny would be the concierge.
    One pocket meat for me, one pocket meat for the buffet….
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Benny is also a natural fit for public relations. That would leave the concierge job open for tedski.

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    No winner.


  9. #209
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    So we're going to do this again for Saturday's drawing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BobMc View Post
    We’d have a rental fleet of Jerantulas! Lumber prices are pretty cheap now and I think we could fit 2x4’s into the budget.
    If you can’t even check level three on the rental form get the fuck out of here.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mazderati View Post
    Benny is also a natural fit for public relations. That would leave the concierge job open for tedski.
    True, Benny is a people person to his core. I can’t imagine what kind of front desk Tedski would run, but I know it would be honest yet thoroughly confusing.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser4 View Post
    So we're going to do this again for Saturday's drawing?

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    Just think…1/3 to taxes still leaves the winner with $1B

    Finally, a lottery worth entering…

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    For that kind of pay out we should all send you $10 to buy more tickets. I would be in.
    Quote Originally Posted by leroy jenkins View Post
    I think you'd have an easier time understanding people if you remembered that 80% of them are fucking morons.
    That is why I like dogs, more than most people.

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    Did we figure out who got the Yellowstone Club residence in the TB12/Giselle breakup or is that now on the market?
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by liv2ski View Post
    For that kind of pay out we should all send you $10 to buy more tickets. I would be in.
    Let me check the math .... oh yeah man! The numbers add up.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ::: ::: View Post
    Just think…1/3 to taxes still leaves the winner with $1B

    Finally, a lottery worth entering…
    Just think... We are always going to be splitting half or less of the jackpot between us if the collective wins because we are using easy pick, which means it's giving us numbers someone else played. That's how it works. Usually it's two or three ways. And of course as you pointed out, we give a nice tidy sum to the taxman. I usually figure 50%. It all depends on which state you live in.

    1.5B ÷ 3 ÷ 2 ÷ 57 is still pretty nice. $4,385,964.91 is not fuck you rich, but it is take this job and shove it rich. At least for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazderati View Post
    Sent. riser4

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    I’m feeling lucky.
    Are your initials KS or TH?

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    GAMBLING, in!
    j'ai des grands instants de lucididididididididi

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    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser4 View Post
    Just think... We are always going to be splitting half or less of the jackpot between us if the collective wins because we are using easy pick, which means it's giving us numbers someone else played. That's how it works. Usually it's two or three ways. And of course as you pointed out, we give a nice tidy sum to the taxman. I usually figure 50%. It all depends on which state you live in.

    1.5B ÷ 3 ÷ 2 ÷ 57 is still pretty nice. $4,385,964.91 is not fuck you rich, but it is take this job and shove it rich. At least for me.
    I'm not so sure about that math there. From our good friends at TurboTax:

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    Now, $585,900,000 divided among 57 Maggots is $10,278,947.37, of which you will still need to pay state income tax on, which in my state happens to be 5.75% for the top rate, which means $9,687,907.90 after tax winnings.

    Which... carries the 1, divides by 4, subtracts (counts on fingers)...

    Is just enough to fire the Jerantula production line back up for our rental fleet.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser4 View Post
    We are always going to be splitting half or less of the jackpot between us if the collective wins because we are using easy pick, which means it's giving us numbers someone else played. That's how it works.
    What?
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    I'm not so sure about that math there. From our good friends at TurboTax:

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    Now, $585,900,000 divided among 57 Maggots is $10,278,947.37, of which you will still need to pay state income tax on, which in my state happens to be 5.75% for the top rate, which means $9,687,907.90 after tax winnings.

    Which... carries the 1, divides by 4, subtracts (counts on fingers)...

    Is just enough to fire the Jerantula production line back up for our rental fleet.
    Yeah, but is that RS6 money? Magic 8-ball says YES!

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    I feel like all this math isn't taking into account the annual TRG MEGA group heli outing. That shit gets expensive real fast.

    In!

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    Mega jillions

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