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Thread: Mega jillions
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11-02-2022, 10:41 PM #201
We’d have a rental fleet of Jerantulas! Lumber prices are pretty cheap now and I think we could fit 2x4’s into the budget.
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11-02-2022, 10:45 PM #202
Thanks Maz for grabbing so many tickets!
I did some back of the napkin math. There's a lot of potential combinations. We may have to play again if we want to have a chance to win.
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11-02-2022, 10:46 PM #203
Oh, Right. Blurred mans the music on the PA.
And MD-9 will be Real estate Sales.
Beaterdit will be the medic, and Bunion Ski Patrol.
Advres will do marketing.
Buttah can be community liason.
Dee will be chief bike mechanic.
Uniforms provided my MiCol.
Benny will be upper chairlift super.
Slaagmaster will be custodian.
Snowmaking by Punani (if you catch my drift)
Vehicle maintenance by Trackhead.Forum Cross Pollinator, gratuitously strident
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11-02-2022, 10:48 PM #204
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11-02-2022, 11:08 PM #205
Benny would be the concierge.
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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11-02-2022, 11:21 PM #206
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11-02-2022, 11:40 PM #207
Benny is also a natural fit for public relations. That would leave the concierge job open for tedski.
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11-03-2022, 06:53 AM #208
No winner.
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11-03-2022, 06:54 AM #209
So we're going to do this again for Saturday's drawing?
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11-03-2022, 06:59 AM #210I still call it The Jake.
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11-03-2022, 07:05 AM #211
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11-03-2022, 09:02 AM #212
Just think…1/3 to taxes still leaves the winner with $1B
Finally, a lottery worth entering…
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11-03-2022, 09:07 AM #213
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11-03-2022, 09:09 AM #214
Did we figure out who got the Yellowstone Club residence in the TB12/Giselle breakup or is that now on the market?
I still call it The Jake.
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11-03-2022, 09:12 AM #215
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11-03-2022, 09:15 AM #216
Just think... We are always going to be splitting half or less of the jackpot between us if the collective wins because we are using easy pick, which means it's giving us numbers someone else played. That's how it works. Usually it's two or three ways. And of course as you pointed out, we give a nice tidy sum to the taxman. I usually figure 50%. It all depends on which state you live in.
1.5B ÷ 3 ÷ 2 ÷ 57 is still pretty nice. $4,385,964.91 is not fuck you rich, but it is take this job and shove it rich. At least for me.
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11-03-2022, 09:20 AM #217
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11-03-2022, 09:20 AM #218
I’m feeling lucky.
Are your initials KS or TH?
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11-03-2022, 09:22 AM #219
GAMBLING, in!
j'ai des grands instants de lucididididididididi
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11-03-2022, 09:30 AM #220
Sent!
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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11-03-2022, 09:30 AM #221
I'm not so sure about that math there. From our good friends at TurboTax:
Now, $585,900,000 divided among 57 Maggots is $10,278,947.37, of which you will still need to pay state income tax on, which in my state happens to be 5.75% for the top rate, which means $9,687,907.90 after tax winnings.
Which... carries the 1, divides by 4, subtracts (counts on fingers)...
Is just enough to fire the Jerantula production line back up for our rental fleet.I still call it The Jake.
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11-03-2022, 09:33 AM #222"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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11-03-2022, 09:38 AM #223
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11-03-2022, 09:40 AM #224
I feel like all this math isn't taking into account the annual TRG MEGA group heli outing. That shit gets expensive real fast.
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11-03-2022, 09:41 AM #225User
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