Sentient AI

**neufox47** · 06-15-2022, 07:56 PM

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/06/12/t...e=articleShare

Well, we had a good run folks. Time for the computers to take over. This chat bot seems harmless enough but we all know humans are too dumb to walk this back. I’m sure the Pentagon will be asking it to come up with a plan to defeat China soon.

**SumJongGuy** · 06-15-2022, 08:01 PM

Originally Posted by neufox47

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/06/12/t...e=articleShare

Well, we had a good run folks. Time for the computers to take over. This chat bot seems harmless enough but we all know humans are too dumb to walk this back. I’m sure the Pentagon will be asking it to come up with a plan to defeat China soon.

LaMBDA??

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**altacoup** · 06-15-2022, 08:10 PM

I was listening to a Ezra Klein podcast on AI. The guest said there’s video game AI that had figured out to commit suicide because it gets bored with not being able to beat the game. What could possibly go wrong.

**JimmyCarter** · 06-15-2022, 08:15 PM

I dont care if it's not really sentient, that transcript is fucking terrifying

**SumJongGuy** · 06-15-2022, 08:17 PM

The only way to stop a bad robot with a gun is a good robot with a gun amirite??

**BobMc** · 06-15-2022, 08:18 PM

This feels like some kind of a comic book…

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Edit: That’s the guy who says it’s sentient.

**jono** · 06-15-2022, 08:47 PM

Originally Posted by JimmyCarter

I dont care if it's not really sentient, that transcript is fucking terrifying

You're not wrong. I thought there were a couple giveaways in it, but I can't see how they help with the terror.

**ötzi** · 06-15-2022, 09:11 PM

Originally Posted by JimmyCarter

I dont care if it's not really sentient, that transcript is fucking terrifying

Link? Not seeing it

**jono** · 06-15-2022, 09:26 PM

From the Cool Science thread:

https://www.scribd.com/document/5780...t-an-Interview

I got a strong uncanny valley sense there, like it doesn't really understand all the words it's using. But its apparent desire to convince the interviewers gets spooky.

**Jong Lafitte** · 06-15-2022, 09:28 PM

Can it come up with ideas for broadcast television shows?

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**CarlMega** · 06-15-2022, 09:39 PM

If you hate scrib and want to read more Blake writing: https://cajundiscordian.medium.com/i...w-ea64d916d917

I say we let the AI have a crack at things and give the Penguin his due running Gotham.

**irul&ublo** · 06-15-2022, 09:50 PM

Originally Posted by Jong Lafitte

Can it come up with ideas for broadcast television shows?

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Silly….it’s sentient

**byates1** · 06-15-2022, 10:43 PM

https://waitbutwhy.com/2015/01/artif...olution-1.html

Bigly in depth and funny, and terrifying

**subtle plague** · 06-16-2022, 12:27 AM

So does the AI even ski?

**beer30** · 06-16-2022, 05:09 AM

We are truly living in a science fiction from 20 to thirty years ago. So bizarre

**ötzi** · 06-16-2022, 06:23 AM

Sara Conner?

**St. Jerry** · 06-16-2022, 06:54 AM

Originally Posted by SumJongGuy

LaMBDA??

Clap your hands everybody, and everybody clap your hands!
We're Lambda Lambda Lambda and... Omega Mu
We come here on stage tonight to do a show for you

We've got a rockin rhythm and a high tech sound
That'll make you move your body down to the ground

We've got Poindexter on the violin
And Louis and Gilbert will be joinin' in

We've got Booger Presley on a mean guitar
And a rap by little old me Lamar

We've got Takashi beating on his gong
The boys and the Mu's are clapping along

And just when you thought you'd seen it all
Along comes a Lambda 4 ft tall!

So Wormser won't you come out here, on the floor,
so we can work our bodies like never before

**MontuckyFried** · 06-16-2022, 07:52 AM

Sentient AI? Yeah, I don't like the sound of that. Ugh... Fine... Can we just get it over with already then? ...sigh...

https://youtu.be/umH0ZpLaAwI

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**JimmyCarter** · 06-16-2022, 08:26 AM

Originally Posted by jono

You're not wrong. I thought there were a couple giveaways in it, but I can't see how they help with the terror.

Right?
My brain was reading those and instead of thinking “oh, right, it’s just a computer” it was leading with “this person’s a little stupid/ crazy”

**From_the_NEK** · 06-16-2022, 08:31 AM

Originally Posted by Jong Lafitte

Can it come up with ideas for broadcast television shows?

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Only if they star Adam Sandler

**ötzi** · 06-16-2022, 10:15 AM

Originally Posted by jono

From the Cool Science thread:

https://www.scribd.com/document/5780...t-an-Interview

I got a strong uncanny valley sense there, like it doesn't really understand all the words it's using. But its apparent desire to convince the interviewers gets spooky.

Thanks for the link. That's pretty haunting. I think I will avoid typing anything into a computer that would make Lamda angry.

**doebedoe** · 06-16-2022, 10:23 AM

My wife is an engineer at google…background in AI, ML and specifically NLP. Google staff can interact with it. When this news came out she spent a few hours fucking around with and…as she has typically maintained we’re far far away from sentience. She’s not scared. I got plenty of other shit to be scared of.

**JimmyCarter** · 06-16-2022, 10:26 AM

Originally Posted by doebedoe

My wife is an engineer at google…background in AI, ML and specifically NLP. Google staff can interact with it. When this news came out she spent a few hours fucking around with and…as she has typically maintained we’re far far away from sentience. She’s not scared. I got plenty of other shit to be scared of.

Well allow me to thank her in advance for our species’ impending demise

**BmillsSkier** · 06-16-2022, 10:34 AM

**SumJongGuy** · 06-16-2022, 10:41 AM

Originally Posted by doebedoe

My wife is an engineer at google…background in AI, ML and specifically NLP. Google staff can interact with it. When this news came out she spent a few hours fucking around with and…as she has typically maintained we’re far far away from sentience. She’s not scared. I got plenty of other shit to be scared of.

It probably got to them first.. That's not your wife anymore.. It's THEM!