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  1. #1
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    Some dumb maggot in Mazda hatchback

    Some dumb maggot on 394 tries telling me how to drive my amg. I waved to him and floored it. Fuck off bud,you suck


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    Whoa.

  3. #3
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    Did you toss him the five pennies, though?

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    I still call it The Jake.

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    Laughed

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    lose Benny, regain DD. Win?

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    I guess his lottery money ran out...
    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

  8. #8
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    Prison term is up.

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    Gyro stand is open for the season.
    I still call it The Jake.

  10. #10
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    Overcooked the boiled meats.
    Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    3 out of 4 ain't bad.

  12. #12
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    How did you know it was a maggot? Did he flash his pocket meat?
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
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  13. #13
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    Like get the fu k out of my business. He pointed to his head like I should think more. How bout drive faster bitch boy


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    He had Teton sticker on his rear window like a square


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    Thank god you're back, this place is slipping.

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    I am here to post in this historic thread. Pad.
    Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat

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    That’s why I left. Buncha posers trying to gain credibility.


    The GSA was bout it bout it


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    I think the hatchback was white. This guy was a fuckign tool


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    I didn't know Bunny drove a Mazda.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "I'd eat a bag of Dicks and wash it down with a Coke any day." - iceman

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    Zoom-zoom.
    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    ^ like the forerunner, he just discovered it..

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    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    He pointed to his head like I should think more.
    Maybe he was saying he'll go shoot himself because he fucked with you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    ...my amg....


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    https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.19d32e54...pid=ImgRaw&r=0
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by byates1 View Post
    ^ like the forerunner, he just discovered it..
    spit out my drink - you owe me a new keyboard

  25. #25
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    doesn't your mom's fuck buddy drive a white Mazda and threaten to steal stickers out of your room if you didn't take him to bingo in your sled ?

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