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    Chapelle Attacked

    Damn, this is some wild shit.

    Apparently the guy had a gun and knife on him after he tackled Dave on stage last night (and apparently got curb-stomped as a result thereof).

    Chris Rock delivering the joke of the year, “was that Will Smith?” afterwards.

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    "The deadly weapon in question is a plastic replica gun, that shoots forth a blade, we are told. Lee was taken to the LAPD Hollywood Division, law enforcement sources confirm."

    What a fantastically stupid idea for a weapon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    "The deadly weapon in question is a plastic replica gun, that shoots forth a blade, we are told. Lee was taken to the LAPD Hollywood Division, law enforcement sources confirm."

    What a fantastically stupid idea for a weapon.
    That sounds like something a 5 year old would think was a good idea.
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    Between him and Rock they probably got 30 minutes of new material out of these attacks. Looking forward to their next specials.

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    “The comedian had literally just said he now has more security because of all the uproar from his jokes about the trans community. While the attacker was getting beat up, Chapelle made a joke about him probably being a trans man”

    Amazing

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    If trans men cook and clean as well as they swim, I'll never fuck a regular bitch again!

    Heard in SLC Chappelle show. Lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by basinbeater View Post
    If trans men cook and clean as well as they swim, I'll never fuck a regular bitch again!

    Heard in SLC Chappelle show. Lol.
    I heard that he finished the show early because so many neckbeards were there screaming his material at him. Not the first time in his career he's had that issue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by basinbeater View Post
    If trans men cook and clean as well as they swim, I'll never fuck a regular bitch again!

    Heard in SLC Chappelle show. Lol.
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    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

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    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    "The deadly weapon in question is a plastic replica gun, that shoots forth a blade, we are told.
    Everyone knows you don't bring a knife in a gun to a comedy night.

    Yes, I cheated.

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    Chapelle Attacked

    Quote Originally Posted by t-the-east View Post
    “…Chapelle made a joke about him probably being a trans man”
    Listen, dude, I ain’t no fucking Pontiac and I don’t want Burt to drive me!!!!!

    He just had to keep going.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ghosthop View Post
    I heard that he finished the show early because so many neckbeards were there screaming his material at him. Not the first time in his career he's had that issue.
    He was getting heckled, and another dude was takin video right next to security, so he got pissed. Hecklers we're stupid.
    It was a couple weeks ago at Vivint.
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    Glad DC wasn’t hurt.

    Can’t put my finger on it exactly, but something has changed with him. His last Netflix thing was a bit off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SumJongGuy View Post
    One of his best ever. They even got the pbs guy to narrate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by frorider View Post
    Glad DC wasn’t hurt.

    Can’t put my finger on it exactly, but something has changed with him. His last Netflix thing was a bit off.
    Yeah, he has a bone to pick with trans people, one of the smallest / most marginalized groups in our society. Makes him look mean, and that's not funny.

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    A few thoughts on this...

    The person got wrecked... Like, if they weren't armed and they got that wrecked multiple people may have been arrested
    Because he was armed, nothing will come out of how wrecked he got (likely... criminally).

    I still think he's one of the GOATS... But I don't dig his newest material near as much as a few specials ago.
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    Quote Originally Posted by grskier View Post
    A few thoughts on this...

    The person got wrecked... Like, if they weren't armed and they got that wrecked multiple people may have been arrested
    Because he was armed, nothing will come out of how wrecked he got (likely... criminally).

    I still think he's one of the GOATS... But I don't dig his newest material near as much as a few specials ago.
    Who jumps on stage and tackles not just anyone, but DC, and doesn’t expect to get wrecked? You can file this under play stupid games win stupid prizes.

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    Video after the incident of the guy that got wrecked.

    Trigger warning...its gross

    https://twitter.com/nuffsaidny/statu...T1rTGXEmg&s=08

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    Quote Originally Posted by frorider View Post
    Can’t put my finger on it exactly, but something has changed with him. His last Netflix thing was a bit off.

    Live in Ohio long enough and you'd be off, too.

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    I thought what was off on his last special was him taking what people say about him too seriously and having a grudge about it. Just move on and talk about something else Dave.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dan_pdx View Post
    Yeah, he has a bone to pick with trans people, one of the smallest / most marginalized groups in our society. Makes him look mean, and that's not funny.
    I’m speaking in more general terms. Yes, his trans fixation is part of it, but more generally his act lately seems to be built on twin pillars of ‘I’m the GOAT muthafuckas’ and his grievances/victimhood. That’s a weird combo. Just ask Melania .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Soups View Post
    Video after the incident of the guy that got wrecked.

    Trigger warning...its gross

    https://twitter.com/nuffsaidny/statu...T1rTGXEmg&s=08
    Looks like they tore off arms and reattached them backwards.


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    Quote Originally Posted by frorider View Post
    I’m speaking in more general terms. Yes, his trans fixation is part of it, but more generally his act lately seems to be built on twin pillars of ‘I’m the GOAT muthafuckas’ and his grievances/victimhood. That’s a weird combo. Just ask Melania .

    Edit: looks like muted posted something similar
    Yeah, I can see that. It's too bad, his first two Netflix specials were genius

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    I liked Mel Gibson in Lethal Weapon and Mad Max movies too.. He turned out to be a horrible human being IRL though..
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    Quote Originally Posted by SumJongGuy View Post
    I liked Mel Gibson in Lethal Weapon and Mad Max movies too.. He turned out to be a horrible human being IRL though..
    Didn't watch his recent specials, huh?

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