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  1. #1
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    Which chamois for camel-riding

    I got a screaming deal on an electric Coolrun, $1800 shipped. I found that I get the best traction on trails in 4/4 or "Camel-riding" mode, but my taint is killing me. Which chamois do you all use? Gel seat?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OsF2SM8xkY

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    I don’t recommend riding a camel

    I did it in the Sahara desert and it really hurt my taint.

    Sure. They put blankets on the hump.
    Next time I’m bringing bike shorts
    And a five inch foam pad.

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    Its the time of year to harden the fuck up

    and if you can't

    try smoking a camel instead
    Last edited by XXX-er; 05-01-2022 at 11:33 AM.
    Lee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know

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    Should cross post this to the sprockets training thread - this thing is gonna hit some new muscles

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    PM Benny Profane for pro-tips on camel riding taint toughening.

    Bless his heart.
    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    Alright gang, I mixed a tablespoon of concrete in my cereal, bought a seat cover and sent Benny some pics of my warmup and stretch routine, especially the stretching. As soon as mud season is over I'll be unstoppable!

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    Wtf is that thing?! It’s May 1st not Apr 1st right? Right??


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    I’m actually very confused as to what is going on. But for sure a gel seat cover


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandbox View Post
    I’m actually very confused as to what is going on. But for sure a gel seat cover


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    Camel riding is not for the weak of taint

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    Quote Originally Posted by Core Shot View Post
    Camel riding is not for the weak of taint
    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    How much for the cougar riding accessory?

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    No mode for Ostrich or Water Buffalo riding? I’ll wait for v2.0.

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    Ow.
    Well maybe I'm the faggot America
    I'm not a part of a redneck agenda

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Chupacabra View Post
    Heh.

    In all seriousness riding a camel was pretty cool.
    They have a slow lazy gate and you are so high up it’s very different.
    And the up and down kneeling dismount is fun.

    But damn. I’m not joking about the taint pain.

    PS. In the Sahara it’s pronounced kah mel

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