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04-22-2022, 07:14 PM #1
Odd things in your will
KQ's what will the find when you die thread got me thinking, what is in your will that will surprise someone?
I have, first choice of all my bikes goes to xxxx. He's a friend I grew up riding with and still ride with occasioally, he has no idea it's in there.You are what you eat.
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04-22-2022, 07:16 PM #2
One of these days I need to set up a will. No kids / not married so stuff will either be left to parents and/or sister and her family. At least her husband rides bikes so that stuff along with camping gear will be in good hands.
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04-22-2022, 07:53 PM #3
When I had heart surgery last summer, I came face to face with my own mortality. My will dated back to my days in the military and I didn’t really have anything, so I just had a generic one giving my brother everything. So last summer I made another one, giving a substantial portion of my estate to a maggot on TGR who is a good friend offline. He deserves it.
My island will become a state park. Currently in discussions with them about how to make that happen.
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04-22-2022, 07:56 PM #4
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04-22-2022, 08:00 PM #5
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04-22-2022, 08:46 PM #6
Charities and non profits.
Children's hospitals, PBS, animal rescues etc.
Body goes to the body farm.“When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis
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04-22-2022, 09:36 PM #7
Ha, well if I died tomorrow there ain't gonna be one. Good reminder to be a little bit of an adult and write one. "All to wife" I think works, if you write it on something made of paper.
I'm not more in debt than I'm worth anymore, so hey Im a success now!!!
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04-22-2022, 09:41 PM #8
Anybody else not spending money on burial and wants to be lit up?
I mean it’s in the blood for me.
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04-22-2022, 10:33 PM #9
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04-22-2022, 10:53 PM #10
No need for a will if that's what you want. It's called Intestate Succession
“When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis
Kindness is a bridge between all people
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04-22-2022, 11:07 PM #11
I plan to have my ashes scattered on Mitch McConnell's desk, assuming he's still in office when I die. Or maybe even if he's not. They have to honor that if it's in a will, don't they, or at least wouldn't he have to spend a lot of money to invalidate my will in court?
Or maybe one of my asshole neighbors. They question is, which one.
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04-22-2022, 11:55 PM #12
I want my corpse tossed into the lion exhibit at the Minnesota Zoo, on a busy Saturday. Teach the visiting families about dismemberment and anatomy.
As for my will, wife gets it all; if she goes first, it all goes to charities. I don’t have anything particularly unique to pass to anyone; it’s all just stuff.
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04-23-2022, 04:59 AM #13
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04-23-2022, 05:00 AM #14
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04-23-2022, 07:13 AM #15I have been in this State for 30 years and I am willing to admit that I am part of the problem.
"Happiest years of my life were earning < $8.00 and hour, collecting unemployment every spring and fall, no car, no debt and no responsibilities. 1984-1990 Park City UT"
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04-23-2022, 09:28 AM #16
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04-23-2022, 10:03 AM #17
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04-23-2022, 12:49 PM #18
My will states that my ashes be scattered with my dogs ashes. A collie, a golden retriever, and an Aussie. Above the international chute at squaw.
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04-23-2022, 12:53 PM #19
I think it's becoming more common but I just want to be put in the dirt. No box, no clothes, no nothing. Feed me to the earth.
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04-23-2022, 01:02 PM #20“When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis
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04-23-2022, 01:03 PM #21Registered User
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its not just the will its also important to set things up so its easy for the executor to wind up your life, my sister the senior banker did a great job on my mom so we had it all wrapped up in < 2 yrs which is pretty quick up here at least.
and doing the ash scattering remember the big lebowskis and watch them wind currents, I ended up with some dad on me and even more momLee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know
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04-23-2022, 06:47 PM #22Registered User
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Odd things in your will
I’d love to put a funeral pyre in my will but there’s only one place in the USA it’s legal and you must be an established community member to use it.
I do appreciate that WA legalized body composting as a thing now. That’s a distant second choice.
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04-23-2022, 06:51 PM #23
I want to be sent off in a flaming viking longship across Cushing Pond.
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04-23-2022, 06:51 PM #24
I know it’s bad ecology to be burnt.
But I’m not ready to accept bugs eating me.
Funeral pyre. Ideally on a small boat.
But that’s hard to arrange
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04-23-2022, 07:00 PM #25Registered User
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Wife is required to shoot my ashes out of a cannon, it is in the will. Lawyer thought it was hilarious.
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