What did you eat?

[riser4]

I mean, good God man, what did you eat?!?!? It smells like you ate the asshole out of a rotting rhinoceros!!!

[Core Shot]

Taco Bell and cheap beers.

Does it every time.

[Jong Lafitte]

I faced a burrito directly with my eyes open for at least five minutes.


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[JimmyCarter]

It wasn’t rotting, it was fermented. MTM has jars full of rhino asshole


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[Jong Lafitte]

You guys have heard of turd goblins, right?

They’ll find a vault toilet and hang out in the tank. They thrive on turds but they can also only be defeated by turds. If you don’t shit fast enough, they’ll swipe at your butt with their goblin hands, you’ll freak out and go back to camp still needing to shit, resulting in an uncomfortable night. But, if you shit fast enough, the goblin is repelled in a way and you’re able to evacuate your bowels and, indeed the confines of the vault toilet, unmolested.

They will also hide behind trees and lie in wait if they see you digging a cat hole


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[MakersTeleMark]

It wasn’t rotting, it was fermented. MTM has jars full of rhino asshole


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Not false.

[NW_SKIER]

Pussy. Lots of it.