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Thread: #ustoo Justice for Jack Sparrow
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04-21-2022, 08:14 AM #1
#ustoo Justice for Jack Sparrow
This shit is hilarious.
He took a pillow and locked himself in his jets bathroom to get away from the crazy broad. She threw vodka bottles at him and he lost his finger. Then she tried joining the #meetoo movement.
What a fail.
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04-21-2022, 08:25 AM #2
Did Elon date her before or after?
NSYDIC
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04-21-2022, 08:51 AM #3
#ustoo Justice for Jack Sparrow
I hear Elon may testify.
Best quote “Yes, We may have done a line or two together”
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04-21-2022, 08:54 AM #4
Wait, he lost a finger? How?
I still call it The Jake.
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04-21-2022, 08:58 AM #5
I said last night it would be hilarious for him to show up as Jack Sparrow for the cross examination. ""But you have heard of me right??"
I honestly have no idea which one is lying more than the other.. I doubt that true justice for either side results from this circus..Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!
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04-21-2022, 09:00 AM #6
TGR: just two letters away from TMZ.
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04-21-2022, 09:02 AM #7
In Australian filming she chased him around his house. He hid in a dozen rooms or bathrooms from her, then he went to the bar and started doing shots after being sober for 18 months, she threw 2 huge vodka bottles at him and one smashed his hand and he needed surgery. They used special effects to hide the cast.
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04-21-2022, 09:45 AM #8
I have no idea what the fuck y'all are talking about.
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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04-21-2022, 09:47 AM #9
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04-21-2022, 09:48 AM #10
She is/was hot, crazy hot.
I have been in this State for 30 years and I am willing to admit that I am part of the problem.
"Happiest years of my life were earning < $8.00 and hour, collecting unemployment every spring and fall, no car, no debt and no responsibilities. 1984-1990 Park City UT"
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04-21-2022, 09:49 AM #11
Amber Turd
Well maybe I'm the faggot America
I'm not a part of a redneck agenda
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04-21-2022, 10:06 AM #12
“I’ve been known to assault a couch or two”
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04-21-2022, 10:07 AM #13I still call it The Jake.
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04-21-2022, 10:13 AM #14
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04-21-2022, 10:20 AM #15Registered User
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Ugg. Johnny Depp use to be hot. Not any more.
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04-21-2022, 10:42 AM #16
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04-21-2022, 10:47 AM #17
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04-21-2022, 10:48 AM #18
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04-21-2022, 10:49 AM #19"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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04-21-2022, 11:18 AM #20
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04-21-2022, 11:21 AM #21
Youse never gets any respect
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04-21-2022, 11:30 AM #22Aim for the chopping block. If you aim for the wood, you will have nothing. Aim past the wood, aim through the wood.
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04-21-2022, 11:33 AM #23
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04-21-2022, 12:07 PM #24
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04-21-2022, 12:38 PM #25
She pooped in his bed! https://pagesix.com/2020/07/14/the-p...ards-marriage/
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