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    #ustoo Justice for Jack Sparrow

    This shit is hilarious.

    He took a pillow and locked himself in his jets bathroom to get away from the crazy broad. She threw vodka bottles at him and he lost his finger. Then she tried joining the #meetoo movement.

    What a fail.


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    Did Elon date her before or after?
    NSYDIC

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    #ustoo Justice for Jack Sparrow

    I hear Elon may testify.

    Best quote “Yes, We may have done a line or two together”

    “Isn’t happy hour anytime?”


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    Wait, he lost a finger? How?
    I still call it The Jake.

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    I said last night it would be hilarious for him to show up as Jack Sparrow for the cross examination. ""But you have heard of me right??"

    I honestly have no idea which one is lying more than the other.. I doubt that true justice for either side results from this circus..
    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

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    TGR: just two letters away from TMZ.
    Improve your AT boots with the StrapOff. It’s Maggot Approved.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Wait, he lost a finger? How?
    In Australian filming she chased him around his house. He hid in a dozen rooms or bathrooms from her, then he went to the bar and started doing shots after being sober for 18 months, she threw 2 huge vodka bottles at him and one smashed his hand and he needed surgery. They used special effects to hide the cast.


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    I have no idea what the fuck y'all are talking about.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    I have no idea what the fuck y'all are talking about.
    Ask yourself if you actually want to know.

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    She is/was hot, crazy hot.Name:  Amber-Heard-Hottest-sexiest-pictures-8.jpg
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    I have been in this State for 30 years and I am willing to admit that I am part of the problem.

    "Happiest years of my life were earning < $8.00 and hour, collecting unemployment every spring and fall, no car, no debt and no responsibilities. 1984-1990 Park City UT"

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    Amber Turd
    Well maybe I'm the faggot America
    I'm not a part of a redneck agenda

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    “I’ve been known to assault a couch or two”


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    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by frorider View Post
    TGR: just two letters away from TMZ.
    Speaking of TMZ - Just saw Iron Mike beat some guy who wouldn't leave him alone on a flight......

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    Ugg. Johnny Depp use to be hot. Not any more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    I have no idea what the fuck y'all are talking about.
    Did you just "y'all" us?


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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmyCarter View Post
    Did Elon date her before or after?
    NSYDIC
    at the same time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skaredshtles View Post
    Did you just "y'all" us?

    Sorry, I should have said that I have no idea what the fuck all y'all are talking about.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "I'd eat a bag of Dicks and wash it down with a Coke any day." - iceman

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    Sorry, I should have said that I have no idea what the fuck all y'all are talking about.
    Keeping on theme, I believe you should have said, "I have no idea what the fuck all y'arrr talking about".
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Youse never gets any respect

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    I just happened to watch this movie on Prime last weekend...
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    Definitely when she was in her "prime" and potentially before crazy took over
    Aim for the chopping block. If you aim for the wood, you will have nothing. Aim past the wood, aim through the wood.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    Sorry, I should have said that I have no idea what the fuck all y'all are talking about.

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    (the blue tube in the photo is the tampon applicator he uses to snort the blow)

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