#ustoo Justice for Jack Sparrow

**paulster2626** · 04-21-2022, 12:43 PM

Well what's in the box then, an eyepatch?

Originally Posted by snapt

She pooped in his bed! https://pagesix.com/2020/07/14/the-p...ards-marriage/

Oh my god, there's a picture!

**BmillsSkier** · 04-21-2022, 12:59 PM

I'll fully admit not paying attention to this other than the memes that have shown up on my feed, but the last several posts have me thinking there might be some entertainment here.

**JimmyCarter** · 04-21-2022, 01:01 PM

Originally Posted by snapt

She pooped in his bed! https://pagesix.com/2020/07/14/the-p...ards-marriage/

“Celebrities, they’re just like us!”

**BmillsSkier** · 04-21-2022, 01:29 PM

Hold up, does his tumbler say he’s a Nihilist?

**skaredshtles** · 04-21-2022, 01:41 PM

Originally Posted by BmillsSkier

Hold up, does his tumbler say he’s a Nihilist?

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**MTT** · 04-21-2022, 01:46 PM

I’ve been ignoring this one it just reenforces what I already know

Rich famous people are generally twisted fucked up people. Way beyond what us peon’s can imagine

**BmillsSkier** · 04-21-2022, 01:52 PM

Originally Posted by skaredshtles

**dunfree** · 04-21-2022, 02:03 PM

Originally Posted by MTT

I’ve been ignoring this one it just reenforces what I already know

Rich famous people are generally twisted fucked up people. Way beyond what us peon’s can imagine

Guarantee at least one woman in your trailer park is crazier, she just faced poor person consequences

**skiskiskiskiski** · 04-21-2022, 02:08 PM

Originally Posted by snapt

She pooped in his bed! https://pagesix.com/2020/07/14/the-p...ards-marriage/

Its not like he had to clean it up himself.

He has staff to do that. Or to buy him a new bed and coordinate its delivery.

**CarlMega** · 04-21-2022, 02:26 PM

Originally Posted by snapt

She pooped in his bed! https://pagesix.com/2020/07/14/the-p...ards-marriage/

Did we miss the opportunity for #USPoo in the thread title?

**dunfree** · 04-21-2022, 02:28 PM

“I once gave pills to Marilyn Manson so he’d stop talking so much”

Good judgement, really

**BmillsSkier** · 04-21-2022, 02:29 PM

Originally Posted by dunfree

“I once gave pills to Marilyn Manson so he’d stop talking so much”

Good judgement, really

I'm pretty sure that was an episode of Californication.

**MTT** · 04-21-2022, 02:33 PM

Outing her on the poop thing is a low blow. Enough drugs and kink. I could see a lady maybe pooping in bed.

Taking a picture of it and sharing it. That’s fuckin mean

**JimmyCarter** · 04-21-2022, 02:43 PM

Originally Posted by MTT

Outing her on the poop thing is a low blow. Enough drugs and kink. I could see a lady maybe pooping in bed.

Taking a picture of it and sharing it. That’s fuckin mean

The maid took the poop pictures. Having read more than I should have of that article, they apparently had a poop based relationship

**skaredshtles** · 04-21-2022, 02:45 PM

"This relationship is complete shit."

-Jack Sparrow

**JimmyCarter** · 04-21-2022, 02:46 PM

Depp’s former personal assistant, Stephen Deuters, testified Monday that the pair’s friendship was based partly on “lavatorial” humor, with the actor referring to himself as “Shatter” — a pun on Depp’s role as The Mad Hatter in the movie “Alice In Wonderland.”

Depp previously testified that he laughed when he learned of the poop in the bed — and The Sun’s lawyer said he then called his wife “Amber Turd” and “Amber in the Dumps.”

When someone sent him photos of the bed poop, he texted, “Not sure I’ve laughed that hard for years. At least the photos are hilarious.”

**Cono Este** · 04-21-2022, 02:56 PM

This chic was the crazy hot blonde in Alpha Dog. She was only 26-27 when depp married her.

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Tip. When your girl starts recording your tirades it’s time to GTFO.

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**plugboots** · 04-21-2022, 03:55 PM

Originally Posted by CarlMega

Did we miss the opportunity for #USPoo in the thread title?

Need more versions of:
Amber Turd.

**Cono Este** · 04-21-2022, 05:42 PM

Originally Posted by Kirby

What's crazier, the tirade of the recording of said tirade?

These two deserve eachother. I’d award both parties 1 billion each.

But at the end of the day, she went public, he did not.

I feel a lot better about my dysfunctional relationship right now.

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**AK47bp** · 04-21-2022, 05:55 PM

Originally Posted by CarlMega

Did we miss the opportunity for #USPoo in the thread title?

Depends

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**brutah** · 04-21-2022, 08:28 PM

Originally Posted by MTT

Outing her on the poop thing is a low blow. Enough drugs and kink. I could see a lady maybe pooping in bed.

It's the cocaine. Some people poop the bed on the yayo.

But wow, no idea this was going on and this whole thing is amazing..... Sharing intimate and crazy parts of your relationship out of spite, it's like this story was made for tgr

**plugboots** · 05-02-2022, 04:18 PM

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**dunfree** · 05-02-2022, 04:22 PM

No matter how hot she is someone’s sick of her shit

**TahoeJ** · 05-02-2022, 04:36 PM

I met her maybe 10-12 years ago in Santa Monica. I laughed when one of the witnesses mentioned her great teeth - that was my reaction too - like god damn what a mouth / smile. She was in her prime and strikingly beautiful. I've met a number of celebs and in terms of sheer looks she was right near the top. She's clearly nuts, though.

**Core Shot** · 05-02-2022, 06:37 PM

Originally Posted by TahoeJ

I met her maybe 10-12 years ago in Santa Monica. I laughed when one of the witnesses mentioned her great teeth - that was my reaction too - like god damn what a mouth / smile. She was in her prime and strikingly beautiful. I've met a number of celebs and in terms of sheer looks she was right near the top. She's clearly nuts, though.

Wtf. Are you buying a horse? Or a slave?
Good teeth? I’m dtf. Horse face. But those teeth are boner city. Wtf.