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  1. 04-16-2022, 09:34 AM #1
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    what can you say to a pet, but not a significant other?

    this should be good.

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    Stop licking me.

    While we're at it--A guy locks his wife and his dog in the trunk of his car. When he comes back in 2 hours, which one will be glad to see him?
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  4. 04-16-2022, 10:00 AM #4
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    Why do you insist on sitting in the refrigerator?
    Last edited by Djongo Unchained; 04-16-2022 at 12:19 PM. Reason: fixed the re-fig-erator
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  5. 04-16-2022, 10:54 AM #5
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    More food? No, you've had enough for today.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Djongo Unchained View Post
    Why do you insist on sitting in the refigerator?
    Or the washer on spin cycle.

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  7. 04-16-2022, 10:57 AM #7
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  8. 04-16-2022, 11:02 AM #8
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    Stop licking your balls in front of the house guests!
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    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.
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  9. 04-16-2022, 11:21 AM #9
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    Come here!

    Now. Come come. Come here. Now!!!

    Oh wait. I guess that works for both
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  11. 04-16-2022, 03:34 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    Stop licking me.

    While we're at it--A guy locks his wife and his dog in the trunk of his car. When he comes back in 2 hours, which one will be glad to see him?
    Heh.
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    Get in your kennel.

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  13. 04-16-2022, 03:50 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grange View Post
    Get in your kennel.
    Once we admit that someone’s significant other might be a furry
    It’s hard to say what can’t be said.
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  16. 04-16-2022, 07:19 PM #16
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    You people all seem extremely inhibited.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PB View Post
    You people all seem extremely inhibited.
    I generally don't talk about sex much with my dogs.
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  18. 04-17-2022, 05:43 AM #18
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    git in the fuckin boat now
    were goin fishin
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    Quote Originally Posted by ötzi View Post
    I generally don't talk about sex much with my dogs.
    Prude
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    “I’m keeping you in the divorce!”
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  22. 04-17-2022, 07:52 AM #22
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    Please stop eating sticks and mulch

    Please stop licking the baby

    You’re cute, but you’re disgusting
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  24. 04-17-2022, 09:26 AM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by skifishbum View Post
    git in the fuckin boat now
    were goin fishin
    Lol

    That’s the best.
    Unless you married a rare fishing girl.
    . . .
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  25. 04-17-2022, 09:27 AM #25
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    what can you say to a pet, but not a significant other?

    You have a stinky headClick image for larger version.  Name: IMG_0998.JPG  Views: 57  Size: 1.29 MB  ID: 413443
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