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04-16-2022, 09:34 AM #1
what can you say to a pet, but not a significant other?
this should be good.
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04-16-2022, 09:47 AM #2
Stop licking me.
While we're at it--A guy locks his wife and his dog in the trunk of his car. When he comes back in 2 hours, which one will be glad to see him?
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04-16-2022, 09:53 AM #3Registered User
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Nothing.
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04-16-2022, 10:00 AM #4
Why do you insist on sitting in the refrigerator?
Last edited by Djongo Unchained; 04-16-2022 at 12:19 PM. Reason: fixed the re-fig-erator
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04-16-2022, 10:54 AM #5
More food? No, you've had enough for today.
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04-16-2022, 10:56 AM #6
Or the washer on spin cycle.
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04-16-2022, 10:57 AM #7
Get off the couch!
I ski 135 degree chutes switch to the road.
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04-16-2022, 11:02 AM #8
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04-16-2022, 11:21 AM #9
In baby-talk: "Uh-oh somebody has a wittle dingleberry! Come here, mommy will remove that for youuuuu." <Puts gloves on>
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04-16-2022, 01:43 PM #10
Come here!
Now. Come come. Come here. Now!!!
Oh wait. I guess that works for both
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04-16-2022, 03:34 PM #11
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04-16-2022, 03:46 PM #12
Get in your kennel.
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04-16-2022, 03:50 PM #13
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04-16-2022, 06:17 PM #14
No!
<opens door and points> Go Outside
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04-16-2022, 06:47 PM #15
Peanut butter
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04-16-2022, 07:19 PM #16Registered User
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You people all seem extremely inhibited.
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04-16-2022, 07:48 PM #17man of ice
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04-17-2022, 05:43 AM #18
git in the fuckin boat now
were goin fishin"When the child was a child it waited patiently for the first snow and it still does"- Van "The Man" Morrison
"I find I have already had my reward, in the doing of the thing" - Buzz Holmstrom
"THIS IS WHAT WE DO"-AML -ski on in eternal peace
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04-17-2022, 06:45 AM #19
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04-17-2022, 06:46 AM #20
“I’m keeping you in the divorce!”
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04-17-2022, 07:02 AM #21
Stop eating elk, horse or deer shit
“How does it feel to be the greatest guitarist in the world? I don’t know, go ask Rory Gallagher”. — Jimi Hendrix
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04-17-2022, 07:52 AM #22
Please stop eating sticks and mulch
Please stop licking the baby
You’re cute, but you’re disgusting
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04-17-2022, 08:38 AM #23
If you throw up on the carpet ONE more you're sleeping outside tonight
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04-17-2022, 09:26 AM #24
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04-17-2022, 09:27 AM #25
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