this should be good.
this should be good.
Stop licking me.
While we're at it--A guy locks his wife and his dog in the trunk of his car. When he comes back in 2 hours, which one will be glad to see him?
Nothing.
Why do you insist on sitting in the refrigerator?
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More food? No, you've had enough for today.
Or the washer on spin cycle.
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Get off the couch!
I ski 135 degree chutes switch to the road.
In baby-talk: "Uh-oh somebody has a wittle dingleberry! Come here, mommy will remove that for youuuuu." <Puts gloves on>
Come here!
Now. Come come. Come here. Now!!!
Oh wait. I guess that works for both
Get in your kennel.
No!
<opens door and points> Go Outside
Peanut butter
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No matter where you go, there you are. - BB
You people all seem extremely inhibited.
git in the fuckin boat now
were goin fishin
"When the child was a child it waited patiently for the first snow and it still does"- Van "The Man" Morrison
"I find I have already had my reward, in the doing of the thing" - Buzz Holmstrom
"THIS IS WHAT WE DO"-AML -ski on in eternal peace
"I have posted in here but haven't read it carefully with my trusty PoliAsshat antenna on."-DipshitDanno
“I’m keeping you in the divorce!”
Stop eating elk, horse or deer shit
“How does it feel to be the greatest guitarist in the world? I don’t know, go ask Rory Gallagher”. — Jimi Hendrix
Please stop eating sticks and mulch
Please stop licking the baby
You’re cute, but you’re disgusting
If you throw up on the carpet ONE more you're sleeping outside tonight
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