Maggots in Grand Junction...help please.

[rideit]

FUCKFUCKFUCKITYFUCK

So sorry to hear this, WG. I had a little shoulder boo-boo in MX, but this puts it all in perspective. Hollah if there is anything at all we can do. .

On a lighter note, if you can tolerate a joke, I guess the SMASH lived up to it’s name!

[John_B]

On a lighter note, if you can tolerate a joke, I guess the SMASH lived up to it’s name!

I guess the Smash doesn't climb like a goat.... Sorry to hear about the ordeal WRG. Hopefully you're able to get some clear direction from the docs and are on the road to repair soon!!

[MakersTeleMark]

Major bummer. Get home safe.

If you can tolerate more jokes, just in time for couch tour, and call me if you need bankruptcy advice.

[homemadesalsa]

Dude. Sorry to hear. This crowd will support you, just let us.

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[adrenalated]

While we're doing jokes, even if you won't accept financial help for the heli, can the maggots at least buy you a pornhub subscription to keep you busy the next few months?
Unless you dislocated the whacking arm, of course.

[MakersTeleMark]

While we're doing jokes, even if you won't accept financial help for the heli, can the maggots at least buy you a pornhub subscription to keep you busy the next few months?
Unless you dislocated the whacking arm, of course.

Switch to the couch.

[dannynoonan]

Oh wow dude, hope you heal up and feel better soon. What a ride.

Fuck ketamine. Ugh.

This, based on my one single experience with ketamine I'd have to say the complete opposite. Holy fucking shit that stuff was amazing. Like, everything is okay now, never mind the carnage hanging off me. It was like magic, some kind of superman shit. I'd take it again in a heartbeat and for sure if I was going thru what you just did.

[NW_SKIER]

Switch to the couch.

"The Stranger"

[whipski]

Switch to the couch.

Switch to the recliner...with that injury

[SumJongGuy]

Props to the good citizen who hooked you up with those essentials.. Hang in thee.. Hope you are back home wit your gear by now or very soon

[Trackhead]

That's just wrong. It seems like they have a set time for certain items/procedures (much like a mechanic). If the hospital keeps you past said time they lose standing or points with the insurance group in some way. I was definitely sent home too soon after my knee replacement. Had to drive back there on Norcos bleeding all over the place. Next time I may lie about pooping to get some extra time.

25 years of ER experience....you are not correct. They likely transferred him due to acuity and inability to reduce shoulder.

[berko]

Damn, this sucks. I'll kick in $$ for WRG. Nobody should have to shoulder a 20k evac bill. Let us know what happens. Hope you get home okay!

I see what you did there.

[skiJ]

Thank you. Have two friends in Moab getting my bike which is way up on the top of Goldbar Rim. Then they are driving my truck here and picking me up. At 1am hospital decided not to keep me. Still destroyed on ketamine I had to use google stored Cc number in phone to book a hotel room and use hospital discharge papers as my ID haha.

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the way I read this, the dislocation had been reduced.

lots of crazy stuff going on in medical care Administration -
'overnight' with a "shoulder dislocation" does not fit 'policy' .

( 'health care' is an Elephant. ) skin

[Touring_Sedan]

Jeep Week had poison spider jammed and ground SAR would have taken like 8-10 hours. After 3 hours of 11 pain they sent a bird up and landed right on the rim. Insane.

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Just another reason EJS sucks ass.

Good luck with the recovery, I had my shoulder rebuilt a couple of years ago. There are days I can't remember which one it was.

[Whiteroom_Guardian]

Pretty humiliating photo but told my buddy to get some fire content lol. A different buddy picked me up yesterday and we stopped in slc when it started snowing sideways. Anxious to get home and see the ortho. This thing still hurts pretty bad. Hoping it's all just from them twisting the thing around while trying to get it back in.

Re: Ketamine. They thought it was gonna take "3 minutes" to get my arm in....obviously it ended up being a struggle and I guess they needed to keep pushing the k to keep me in a hole. Pretty sure they pushed me into another dimension. Heaviest deepest trip of my life and then like a 5 hour come down. Maybe 2 minutes of the whole thing was "fun"

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[Terrapin Ben]

If you need financial help, post up the link here. We've most definitely given money to far, far less worthy around here. Happy to pitch a few bucks your way dude. Heal up!

Vibes, Show! Wishing you a speedy and full recovery, man!

[S_jenks]

Damn, that photo looks like an accidental renaissance painting!

can the maggots at least buy you a pornhub subscription to keep you busy the next few months?
Unless you dislocated the whacking arm, of course.

Wait, who isn’t ambidextrous when it comes to masturbation?

[powdork]

25 years of ER experience....you are not correct. They likely transferred him due to acuity and inability to reduce shoulder.

Transferred is a nice euphemism for kicked out onto the street, disoriented, at 1 am. But to your point I was speaking more about those that make it past the ER department.

[muted reborn]

That photo is awesome, it tells a lot of the story. And sorry man, coulda been anyone of us trying to go up that.

[Mofro261]

Heal up quick WRG. Not that there really is a bright side to an injury but with your pain focused in the shoulder and the down time needed for a full recovery... I'd bet/hope that those long covid symptoms won't be bothering you for a while.

Dislocations scare the fuck out of me...my girl's boyfriend crashed hard at Bridger a few weeks ago and dislocated his hip.

[Canada1]

Do you have your bike? Do you need more help on the ground in Moab or Grand Junction?

[Self Jupiter]

Heal up WRG. Chopper photo appreciated, ha. ++++vibes++++

[NW_SKIER]

That photo is dope. Never delete that.

[fastfred]

didn't know elvis was a mountain biker

[Supermoon]

didn't know elvis was a mountain biker

Elvis isn’t dead. Just high on K and lost in the desert