ULTIMATE MAGGOT ELIMINATION SHOWDOWN FINAL POLL

[bennymac]

What is it about failed lawyers and their desperate need to be in the victim role? There has to be some reason behind their martyrdom fantasies.

[jackattack]

TGR is supposed to be for people who "get it."

They're all just rich egotistical fucks who don't ski and don't have any joy in life.

Which of these descriptions best matches Benny Profane?

[altasnob]

It’s people like you that ruin the vibe with your self absorbed, know it all posting about everything and everyone.

Mall cop elimination challenge # 2 seed. Quite the accomplishment getting seeded for both the mall cop AND maggot elimination challenge.

[altasnob]

Which of these descriptions best matches Benny Profane?

Benny has demonstrated that he has a love of skiing and the skiing industry. That's all that is required to get it. Who, besides Benny, is going to give us the 70 year living above a Starbucks in a strip mall in Connecticut point of view?

[bennymac]

Cricket sounds…

[ötzi]

Holy fuck. Hey Brett. You used to stoke.
Now your getting older. A junior Benny.
Braaaaaaap.
Stoke bro. Chill.

Shake yourself man. Hard no.

[dunfree]

Benny has demonstrated that he has a love of skiing and the skiing industry. That's all that is required to get it. Who, besides Benny, is going to give us the 70 year living above a Starbucks in a strip mall in Connecticut point of view?

That gets it, but a ski area base home doesn’t? Is there a dementia epidemic? My senile aunt who’s going to Paris every day makes more sense

[ötzi]

Cricket sounds…

Just stop.

[Core Shot]

Shake yourself man. Hard no.

I dunno.

Brett was the first to call me cumshot. Decades ago. We had some good flame wars.
And that last post about dongsluaghter ? Jongs laughter is Brett right?

Who knows. Who cares. Only bennymac can remember everyone’s post from ten years ago. He’s our own idiot savant. Counting toothpicks. And liking sparkly things.

[bennymac]

Just stop.

ok

[dannynoonan]

Well I guess ski season is over now

[MagnificentUnicorn]

Mall cop elimination challenge # 2 seed. Quite the accomplishment getting seeded for both the mall cop AND maggot elimination challenge.

If you’re going to call people mall cops you really need to look in the mirror. These last several posts that you’ve made are exactly what you are complaining about. Why are you the arbiter?


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[MagnificentUnicorn]

Well I guess ski season is over now

Not even close


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[Art Shirk]

Oh, I'm done with the Padded Room. I may peruse.

Peruse means to examine carefully or at length. So this checks out.

How’s that for policing?


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[mbeffb]

I don't want, or need, to rehash everything Benny has said. He has said some dumb shit that deserves a lot of what he gets. It's the persistence of the insults that would get under anyone's skin. Calling someone a Chimo (prison slang for child molester for those not in the know) or being a traitor to one's country is the most insulting things you can say to someone. The Padded Room is supposed to be a jovial bar-like atmosphere. We make fun of everyone and everything, but at the end of the day, we are all friends. Like Summer said somewhere, Padded Room is best consumed on your phone while taking a shit. Now, everything has to be divided into whose side are you on. The world is a fucked up place where the rich are just getting richer, and the skiing getting suckier. Tucker Carlson and Trump are dipshits. But so are Joe Biden and Nancy Pelosi. They're all just rich egotistical fucks who don't ski and don't have any joy in life.

Have you heard about the concept of “transference”. Because it sure seems like you’re processing your own relationship with TGR. The young lawerly pedantic guy with the hot (but also long winded) take one everything. Were you in that joe rogan survivor island poll? Maybe you’ll win next year.

Over in the Ukraine thread, Benny was direct quoting from RT News columnists. And doubling down. Any criticisms or insults short of physical threats were warranted. Oh yeah, throughout all the shit slinging, Benny was the only one who made a physical threat. You’re a lawyer, you know that distinction.

Also, FWIW, its funny to listen to a long winded and boring pedantic lawyer opine about what does and doesn’t add entertainment value to tgr.

[altasnob]

Peruse means to examine carefully or at length

Peruse is a contronym, or a word that has two meanings which seem to contradict each other. Peruse can mean to look at or read (something) in an informal or relaxed way or Peruse can mean to examine or read (something) in a very careful way.

You're slipping Art.

[Ted Striker]

I still kinda think altasnob is Pio's original handle, which he stopped using when he decided to run for office and reverted to after getting run over by a Golden retriever or a Schnauzer or whatever it was in the election.

I can't believe nobody picked up on that joke. Labrador's a tool.

[mbeffb]

Peruse is a contronym, or a word that has two meanings which seem to contradict each other. Peruse can mean to look at or read (something) in an informal or relaxed way or Peruse can mean to examine or read (something) in a very careful way.

You're slipping Art.

Hey snob, here’s what you just posted:
The Padded Room is supposed to be a jovial bar-like atmosphere

I don’t know what kind of bars you hang out in, but Websters Merriam analysis of “peruse” is not usually on tap in the most bars I have entered. In fact, in many establishments, such pretentious and obnoxious discussion must even have you closely “perusing” the concrete out back.

[SmileyRiley]

Hey snob, here’s what you just posted:
The Padded Room is supposed to be a jovial bar-like atmosphere

Oh the irony…

[Core Shot]

So who’s mbeffb?

I can’t keep up with all this reincarnation

[riser4]

Oh the irony…

Can you do my shirts while you got the board out?

[mbeffb]

So who’s mbeffb?

I can’t keep up with all this reincarnation

And I can’t keep up with your mom. She’s a real wildcat.

[Core Shot]

And I can’t keep up with your mom. She’s a real wildcat.

If by 85 year old osteo arthritic wildcat using a walker, yeah, I bet you can’t keep up.

[mbeffb]

If by 85 year old osteo arthritic wildcat using a walker, yeah, I bet you can’t keep up.

You’re that guy who takes mom jokes literally?

[J. Barron DeJong]

So who’s mbeffb?

I can’t keep up with all this reincarnation

My guess is eleeskiing.