Check Out Our Shop

View Poll Results: Who Should Face Banishment

Voters
56. You may not vote on this poll
  • Cono Este

    22 39.29%
  • Buttahflake

    34 60.71%
Page 1 of 2 1 2 LastLast
Results 1 to 25 of 49
  1. #1
    Join Date
    Feb 2022
    Posts
    49

    Round 1E: (3) Cono Este vs (14) Buttahflake

    https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/...ament-Showdown

    Ultimate Maggot Elimination Showdown
    Round 1 Matchup.

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    Not in the PRB
    Posts
    33,291
    Laps. Lots of laps.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Feb 2022
    Posts
    49
    Lot of early hate for Buttah

    could we be headed for a big 1st round upset?

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Location
    Walpole NH
    Posts
    11,109
    Where are the results posted please link. No way I’m a 14 seed.
    crab in my shoe mouth

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    Not in the PRB
    Posts
    33,291
    Quote Originally Posted by buttahflake View Post
    Where are the results posted please link. No way I’m a 14 seed.
    you have to view the forum on a computer to see results or vote. But right now you're ahead (behind?) 11-7, you may pull off the upset!
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

  6. #6
    Join Date
    Jan 2017
    Location
    NW WA
    Posts
    329
    Ranking buttah at 14 was the committee's second biggest mistake after not including DSM anywhere.

    Although DSM really under performed this year. (Or did he overperform? All the double negatives in this whole thing have me confused)

  7. #7
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Location
    Walpole NH
    Posts
    11,109
    Hoping for great eight at least
    crab in my shoe mouth

  8. #8
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    Not in the PRB
    Posts
    33,291
    Quote Originally Posted by gavinski91 View Post
    Ranking buttah at 14 was the committee's second biggest mistake after not including DSM anywhere.

    Although DSM really under performed this year. (Or did he overperform? All the double negatives in this whole thing have me confused)
    every selection committee is bound to make one or two glaring mistakes. They were probably drunk and high when they put this together.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

  9. #9
    Join Date
    Aug 2007
    Location
    Middle of the NEK
    Posts
    5,811
    Is Buttah double dipping with individual inclusion and being a top poster in the ECRC (50/50 on stoke vs shit stirring posts in ECRC)?

    Aim for the chopping block. If you aim for the wood, you will have nothing. Aim past the wood, aim through the wood.
    http://tim-kirchoff.pixels.com/

  10. #10
    Join Date
    Nov 2004
    Location
    YetiMan
    Posts
    13,372

  11. #11
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    Not in the PRB
    Posts
    33,291
    east coast roll call, I believe.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

  12. #12
    Join Date
    Nov 2004
    Location
    YetiMan
    Posts
    13,372

  13. #13
    Join Date
    Feb 2022
    Posts
    49
    That's right, Mike, this is definitely the most exciting upset-in-the-making of this first round. Buttahflake or buttflake as he's known, may well cruise into the quarter final past Cono Este even in the midst of ongoing Cono butthurt in the Ukraine thread. Fear clearly not a factor for the New Hampshire maggot. He was seeded 14th, but it looks like they underestimated just how much people want to see Buttahflake banned, Mike.

  14. #14
    Join Date
    Aug 2016
    Location
    关你屁事
    Posts
    9,783
    I gotta say it’s impressive how the alias channels the brain wormed stoned shrollen ball misogynist incel energy of the real joe rogan

  15. #15
    Join Date
    Dec 2012
    Location
    I can still smell Poutine.
    Posts
    25,070
    I can't believe buttflake is ahead on this one. He annoying, but he's not a right wing asshole like Cono.
    I see hydraulic turtles.

  16. #16
    Join Date
    Jan 2017
    Location
    on the banks of Fish Creek
    Posts
    7,679
    yeah, but cono mostly stays in his lane. he’s easy to avoid, just stay out of the polyass threads and you’ll see very little of that asshole.


    buttflake, on the other hand, is responsible for the death of the first sobriety thread because he’s such a fucking piece of shit.



    so,he has that going for him.

  17. #17
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    Not in the PRB
    Posts
    33,291
    Quote Originally Posted by riser4 View Post
    I can't believe buttflake is ahead on this one. He annoying, but he's not a right wing asshole like Cono.
    It's not a straight up "do you like this guy's politics" vote.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

  18. #18
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Location
    Walpole NH
    Posts
    11,109

    Round 1E: (3) Cono Este vs (14) Buttahflake

    Quote Originally Posted by m2711c View Post
    yeah, but cono mostly stays in his lane. he’s easy to avoid, just stay out of the polyass threads and you’ll see very little of that asshole.


    buttflake, on the other hand, is responsible for the death of the first sobriety thread because he’s such a fucking piece of shit.



    so,he has that going for him.
    Wow, I did what now? You might want to go back and check that. I love being in your mind fuzz. I never think of you on the other hand. Alcoholic beaters are a dime a dozen at the ski hill, congrats basic bitch.
    I’m hated because I can actually walk the walk. I’ll ski circles around 93% of the beaters on this forum, you especially.
    None of that half wedge turn bullshit y’all call skiing. I grew up standing on the downhill ski
    Take a lap cunts

    https://youtu.be/FDuFoQwSj0w

    https://youtu.be/BF8Rj8cZnOk

    You want to know what’s annoying? Douchenozzles who don’t ski, yet post in every fucking thread, bite me riser 3/4. Also annoying, freeheel beater mods who are useless.
    Go on Now
    Last edited by buttahflake; 03-08-2022 at 09:32 AM.
    crab in my shoe mouth

  19. #19
    Join Date
    Oct 2008
    Location
    Wenatchee
    Posts
    15,002
    Quote Originally Posted by buttahflake View Post
    Wow, I did what now? You might want to go back and check that. I love being in your mind fuzz. I never think of you on the other hand. Alcoholic beaters are a dime a dozen at the ski hill, congrats basic bitch.
    I’m hated because I can actually walk the walk. I’ll ski circles around 93% of the beaters on this forum, you especially.
    None of that half wedge turn bullshit y’all call skiing. I grew up standing on the downhill ski
    Take a lap cunts

    https://youtu.be/FDuFoQwSj0w

    https://youtu.be/BF8Rj8cZnOk

    You want to know what’s annoying? Douchenozzles who don’t ski, yet post in every fucking thread, bite me riser 3/4. Also annoying, freeheel beater mods who are useless.
    Go on Now
    That’s really impressive skiing, did you train with Josh Matta?


    Sent from my iPhone using TGR Forums

  20. #20
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Location
    Walpole NH
    Posts
    11,109

    Round 1E: (3) Cono Este vs (14) Buttahflake

    Post em up, bitch. Oh wait, you don’t ski either. You just post in every fucking thread with your smug bullshit. You like the smell of your own farts, don’t ya. Go outside, beater.
    crab in my shoe mouth

  21. #21
    Join Date
    Oct 2008
    Location
    Wenatchee
    Posts
    15,002
    Quote Originally Posted by buttahflake View Post
    Post em up, bitch. Oh wait, you don’t ski either. You just post in every fucking thread with your smug bullshit. You like the smell of your own farts, don’t ya. Go outside, beater.
    I love that I live in your head. I’m eating breakfast and then I’m going skiing, it’s snowing here.


    Sent from my iPhone using TGR Forums

  22. #22
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Location
    Walpole NH
    Posts
    11,109
    Snow is for pussies, try skiing some ice, you fucking cream puff.
    crab in my shoe mouth

  23. #23
    Join Date
    Oct 2008
    Location
    Wenatchee
    Posts
    15,002
    Quote Originally Posted by buttahflake View Post
    Snow is for pussies, try skiing some ice, you fucking cream puff.
    Ice was last week.


    Sent from my iPhone using TGR Forums

  24. #24
    Join Date
    Aug 2016
    Location
    关你屁事
    Posts
    9,783
    Unlike alcoholic beaters, rage fueled middle age limpdick legends in their own minds are a rarity in skiing. Beatahflake consistently delivers

  25. #25
    Join Date
    Mar 2017
    Location
    Missoula DMV
    Posts
    1,547
    I'd be careful about challenging buttaflake you guys, he skis on ripsticks.

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •