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03-03-2022, 08:00 PM #1
Ultimate Maggot Elimination Tournament Showdown
UPDATE: FINAL POLL NOW POSTED!
https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/...OWN-FINAL-POLL
Friends, it's no secret things have been getting uncomfortably tense around these parts for awhile now. It's time to find out who gets voted off the island.
Each Week, a series of matchups will be posted in poll format. The most votes (for banishment) will move onto the next round, until the final matchup, where the ultimate winner shall be nuked from orbit, the remains beheaded, if any.
As you stare down the terrible abyss of your own digital death, gentlemen, may the GSA and all the Husky Latin Women be with you.
Note: If using the app to view the TRGs, you can't see or vote on polls. To vote on the poll using your phone, open the thread, click the three dots top right, choose "web view," sign in on the browser that opens up if you aren't already, then cast your banishment vote!
Round 1
(Polls located in Bullfighting Subforum!)
https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/...3-Bullfighting
A- (1) Glademaster vs (16) Ill-Advised Strategy
B- (8) SumJongGuy vs (9) Asspen
C- (4) Dunfree vs (13) Coreshot
D- (5) Altasnob vs (12) Skicougar
E- (3) Cono Este vs (14) Buttahflake
F- (6) Dexter vs. (11) ECRC
G- (7) MTT vs (10) JONG SLAUGHTER
H- (2) Benny Profane vs (15) Magnificent Unicorn
QUARTER FINAL
Q1- (1) Glademaster VS (9) Asspen
Q2- (12) SkiCougar VS (13) Coreshot
Q3- (6) Dexter Rutecki VS (14) Buttahflake
Q4- (2) Benny Profane VS (10) JONG SLAUGHTER
SEMIFINAL
West: (1) Glademaster VS (12) SkiCougar
Soup: (2) Benny Profane VS (14) Buttahflake
FINAL
ZOMBIE GLADEMASTER VS. BUNNY PROFANELast edited by Joe Rogan; 04-05-2022 at 07:45 PM. Reason: QUESTION EVERYTHING!
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03-03-2022, 08:05 PM #2
“My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, praise be to Allah”
j'ai des grands instants de lucididididididididi
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03-03-2022, 08:13 PM #3
This is a joke right?
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03-03-2022, 08:13 PM #4
Fuck off.
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03-03-2022, 08:49 PM #5
Splat would be so proud.
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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03-03-2022, 08:59 PM #6
Fuck off JONG!!!
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03-03-2022, 09:02 PM #7
I feel like someone should be running the side betting operation.
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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03-03-2022, 09:08 PM #8
Who the fuck is Comrade Joe Rogan??
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03-03-2022, 09:15 PM #9man of ice
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03-03-2022, 09:19 PM #10
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03-03-2022, 09:25 PM #11
JONG SPAM
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03-03-2022, 09:26 PM #12
Well, Meter-man, Lorenzo and Frank Fertita have been increasingly uneasy with how bitchy all these bitches have been around teh tgrz lately. So we were hitting deep heaves off the volcano and having some drinks with Dana White and Joey Diaz, talking about the old days of the UFC tournaments, and boom! It came to me....
A Machiavellian March Madness of Much-Maligned Maggot Matchups
The Ultimate Maggot Elimination Showdown
Who will face banishment? Will Fear be a Factor?
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03-03-2022, 09:28 PM #13
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03-03-2022, 09:28 PM #14
It will be a YUGE upset if the top two seeds don't face off in the championship.
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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03-03-2022, 09:38 PM #15
Rankings are great and all, but anything can happen once the matchups are locked-in and the polls are posted.
It could just be the brain-stem and testicle-shriveling effects of several intense rounds of ultra-hot sauna-cryotherapy cycles, or maybe my triple-dosage of Alpha-Brain has formed some kind of insane psychoactive molecular bond with the Athletic Greens powder I've been ingesting, snorting, and powdering my perineal area with...but I'm totally buzzing about all these round 1 matchups, Mike Goldberg. My titties are completely wicked jacked right now.
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03-03-2022, 11:25 PM #16
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03-03-2022, 11:56 PM #17
So TGRs been bought out by Backcountry or some shit lol
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03-04-2022, 04:14 AM #18
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03-04-2022, 04:46 AM #19
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03-04-2022, 05:10 AM #20
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03-04-2022, 05:12 AM #21
14 seed, are you fucking kidding me?
crab in my shoe mouth
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03-04-2022, 05:16 AM #22
Unseeded makers telemark sweeps the field, winning the fucked all cup
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03-04-2022, 05:22 AM #23www.apriliaforum.com
"If the road You followed brought you to this,of what use was the road"?
"I have no idea what I am talking about but would be happy to share my biased opinions as fact on the matter. "
Ottime
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03-04-2022, 06:16 AM #24"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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03-04-2022, 06:19 AM #25
Here’s the bullfighting forum:
https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/...3-Bullfighting
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