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02-11-2022, 03:51 PM #1
Quest for the Least Reliable Vehicle for MontuckyFried
Inspired by this:
https://r.tapatalk.com/shareLink/top...ink_source=app
And MontuckyFried's interest in this V12 BMW, broken down somewhere in Texas:
https://sanantonio.craigslist.org/ct...444584210.html
What's the next least reliable vehicle imaginable for Montucky to select and push, pull, or drag home? Must be inexpensive to purchase, preferably manual transmission, European.
DeLorean and Yugo are probably too old.
Recommendations for possibly reliable beaters will fall on deaf ears. Nothing from Toyota, Honda, or even the easy to fix domestic things like Jeep XJ Cherokees. The only XJs to be considered here shall be from Jaaaaag.
Anyone know of an Aston Martin Lagonda that ran when parked?
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02-11-2022, 03:54 PM #2
VW Phaeton or RollsRoyce Silver Spirit should make the list. Bugatti is probably out of the price range but truly atrocious repair bills
$112k (list) to $3k in 16 years is impressive
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02-11-2022, 03:57 PM #3
it’s not European but how about a Fiero
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02-11-2022, 03:58 PM #4
1981 Dino 308 with all-white wiring harness FTW
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02-11-2022, 03:59 PM #5
I offer for consideration this 2009 Jaguar XF in need of a head gasket. $2200.
https://sacramento.craigslist.org/ct...443934310.html
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02-11-2022, 04:00 PM #6
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02-11-2022, 04:07 PM #7
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02-11-2022, 04:07 PM #8
The obvious answer here is something with an Italian pedigree, preferably a Maserati Biturbo.
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02-11-2022, 04:08 PM #9
Dope:
https://denver.craigslist.org/ctd/d/...443006219.html
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02-11-2022, 04:16 PM #10Registered User
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https://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/...436807540.html
2000 Audi A8 that overheats after 20 minutes. IF you can keep your driving to 19 minute increments you'll be fine.
It's not a manual but it's a euro, cheap and needs work so it's a TGR trifecta.
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02-11-2022, 04:18 PM #11
I think he needs to track down Charlie Sheen's armored Maybach:
https://www.carscoops.com/2016/02/ch...ybach-62s-for/
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02-11-2022, 04:20 PM #12
https://cars.ksl.com/listing/7697322
or
https://cars.ksl.com/listing/7467756
both seem like great options
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02-11-2022, 04:21 PM #13
Any vehicle in Wisconsin. I parked next to this Dodge Durango today at Christie Mountain.
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02-11-2022, 04:23 PM #14
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02-11-2022, 04:29 PM #15
Don’t sleep on Sterling
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02-11-2022, 04:30 PM #16
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02-11-2022, 04:31 PM #17
Quest for the Least Reliable Vehicle for MontuckyFried
6/10 tailgaters prefer white Durangos
Any love for a Conquest/Starion?
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02-11-2022, 04:33 PM #18
Honestly all that really goes wrong at that stage is when the brake lines rust through you kinda have to do the entire thing and it’s a nightmare. And fuel tanks and pumps.
But otherwise it’s just looks.
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02-11-2022, 04:33 PM #19
1997 Benz s600 https://www.carfax.com/vehicle/WDBGA76G0VA356036
with seatwear that suggests mileage not accurate.
edit: ohhhhh
Branded Titles: Rebuilt, Salvage
Fire damage reported
Looking better all the time!Last edited by dunfree ; 02-11-2022 at 04:54 PM.
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02-11-2022, 04:34 PM #20
If you're mowing your yard and you find a old broken down car... you might be montucky fried??? -Foxworthy..
Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!
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02-11-2022, 04:34 PM #21
And the wheel bearings and ball joints I guess
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02-11-2022, 04:43 PM #22
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02-11-2022, 04:46 PM #23Good-lookin' wool
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Protip for anyone who is trying to help Montucky. Insert "mechanic's special" into your search terms.
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02-11-2022, 04:49 PM #24
I’ve still got my XJ as the leader. Runs good!! No leaks. Except for a small leaks
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02-11-2022, 05:00 PM #25
Quest for the Least Reliable Vehicle for MontuckyFried
Guys, guys, guys. First things first.
Before he buys any of those junkers you are posting, he needs this:
https://greenbay.craigslist.org/cto/...441066189.html
Bonus: manual trans !
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