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    I need a safe for weed.

    No shit. My kids are old enough where I should be locking this shit up, especially because some of it is actual candy. What is the cheapest option that will keep my kids out but be reasonably easy for a stoned guy to operate? Doesn't need to be huge, maybe enough to store a few quart-sized jars or something?

    I have never owned a safe of any kind.

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    Got a locking toolbox? Thatís where I put mine.


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    I have been in this State for 30 years and I am willing to admit that I am part of the problem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcphee View Post
    Got a locking toolbox? Thatís where I put mine.


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    Box about this size should do it:


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    Agree on locked toolbox. It doesnt need to be Impregnable, it just needs to be hard to get into and obvious if someoneís tried.

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    Maybe not the simplest cheapest option but think about getting a fire and flood resistant safe that can hold documents as well. You can small ones that open with a key--the size of a large attache case. Plus it would be a shame if all your weed was to burn up with no one around to enjoy it.

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    What about a suitcase+luggage lock? That's assuming your kids aren't old enough to be actively trying to steal your weed. Otherwise, maybe something like this: https://www.lowes.com/pd/SentrySafe-...-Ft/5005453431

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    These are nice. I use for my Glock but the foam comes out and it can hold a bunch.

    https://www.amazon.com/RPNB-Pistol-H...%2C300&sr=8-40

    Also have a larger Bariska safe bit you probably donít need that.


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    Where do you keep your booze?


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    Sentry Safe Fire Box should do the trick: $25-$65
    When I was 17 I had a friend whose mother used to "hide" her weed in the freezer wrapped in foil with a note "Special Herbs". There was always a pack of Randy's InstaRoach in with the weed. It was perfect: steal the weed one doobie at a time. We didn't even have to cut up an apple. Haha
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    No sweat dude, Iíll hold it for you. Youíll definitely get most of it back.

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    Or you could just put it in your sock drawer under naked pictures of your wife. That oughtta keep the kids away.

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    ^^^unless of course she's a milf stepmom
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    Quote Originally Posted by dan_pdx View Post
    Or you could just put it in your sock drawer under naked pictures of your wife. That oughtta keep the kids away.
    Pretty sure that was the beginning of the downhill slide for the Bates hotel.

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    If your kids want to smoke weed, would you rather they pinch your stash or get it from some sketchy scene?

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    Pelican case with a padlock. At some point your kids will be old enough to recognize the smell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RootSkier View Post
    No shit. My kids are old enough where I should be locking this shit up, especially because some of it is actual candy. What is the cheapest option that will keep my kids out but be reasonably easy for a stoned guy to operate? Doesn't need to be huge, maybe enough to store a few quart-sized jars or something?

    I have never owned a safe of any kind.
    You should set firm boundaries with your kids. No need for a safe.


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    I got one of these a few years back due to teenagers as well.

    https://stashlogix.co/products/silverton

    Great for road trips to fun states too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tech Tonics View Post
    If your kids want to smoke weed, would you rather they pinch your stash or get it from some sketchy scene?
    Or worse yet, suckin dick for weed.










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    I use Formline ceramic lined smell proof lockboxes.
    https://www.amazon.com/Large-Formlin.../dp/B0967R5STY

    They are great for sending cigars back home when I visit Colorado.

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    I need a lockable grow room that also disguises the fact that there's weed growing in it. Or I need to wait about 5 years.

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    Costco

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tech Tonics View Post
    If your kids want to smoke weed, would you rather they pinch your stash or get it from some sketchy scene?
    They are 8 and 5 so a little young. Totally legal here though so when decide to partake it will hardly be black-market back-alley shit. There may occasionally be stronger brain medicine in the safe, too.

    Thanks for the ideas, everyone.

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    Timely thread as I was just thinking along same lines w/ youngins around.

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