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  1. #1
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    If I didn't smoke weed.....

    ... I wouldn't have the badass bristle pipe cleaners i need to clean my blowpoke.

    You?

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    I'd have killed someone by now
    Life is tough. It's tougher when you're stupid

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    I'd just be eating gummies

    weed is 100% legal in Canada

    heroin will be next
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    I forgot.

    Still watching the pathetic TGR echo chamber

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    ….I may have never met you….
    "boobs just make the world better really" - Woodsy

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    I'd probably be incredibly drunk right now.
    dirtbag, not a dentist

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    The devils lettuce!!!Click image for larger version. 

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    ^^ What about after 40 years?

    If I didn't smoke weed I'd worry about myself. I'm fucked up dude.

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    Heres a lung after smoking devils lettuce for 40 years(might be 41 years not sure)Name:  6a01bb083a7d9a970d01b8d162a428970c-400wi.jpeg
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    By smoking lots of weed for a long time I learned
    You don’t need pipe stems to clean smoking devices.

    Make your own by cutting up an old hanger from the dry cleaners and fashion into a straight section with a handle on the end

    Get the shaft hot with a lighter before running it thru, and again when you want to wipe the tar off the cleaner with a paper towel

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    Quote Originally Posted by TBS View Post
    By smoking lots of weed for a long time I learned
    You don’t need pipe stems to clean smoking devices.

    Make your own by cutting up an old hanger from the dry cleaners and fashion into a straight section with a handle on the end

    Get the shaft hot with a lighter before running it thru, and again when you want to wipe the tar off the cleaner with a paper towel
    Paper towel?!?!? Shit, you capture the resin and smoke it.

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    yeah, no.

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    Paper towel?!?!? Shit, you capture the resin and smoke it.
    Thanks for reminding me how grateful I am for never taking another resin hit for as long as I live.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZomblibulaX View Post
    Thanks for reminding me how grateful I am for never taking another resin hit for as long as I live.
    Right? I never said I enjoyed it. It was just a fact of life that when there was a weed drought, the cleaning was done in earnest. And heaven help the roommate who scraped your gear just before you were about to.

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    Yeah I've smoked that wretched stuff before. Not proud of that at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TBS View Post
    By smoking lots of weed for a long time I learned
    You don’t need pipe stems to clean smoking devices.

    Make your own by cutting up an old hanger from the dry cleaners and fashion into a straight section with a handle on the end

    Get the shaft hot with a lighter before running it thru, and again when you want to wipe the tar off the cleaner with a paper towel
    Welcome to 1975.

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    I couldn't appreciate things like this....and I couldn't see the music, or hear the mountains

    ...and this would not be my Personal Anthem or favorite song.


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    If it wasn't for weed I'd be in rough shape or maybe dead. It's a lot easier on you than vodka.

    Weed-smoking devices are a lot like dildos, you're only limited by your own imagination and courage.

    When my son was in high school he came up with one I hadn't thought of, he was taking the sockets from my socket wrench kit, heating them up and mashing them though the side of plastic soda bottles. The top of the bottle becomes the mouthpiece, melt another hole in the side for a carb. I couldn't figure out wtf was happening to all my sockets until I found one of his devices by accident.

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    To me it does not compute that people Juxtapose weed and alcohol. Sometimes, I hate myself for things that I have done drunk. I can not say the same thing about weed. For me, weed is a lot easier than say soma
    “A society that puts equality before freedom will get neither. A society that puts freedom before equality will get a high degree of both.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by ötzi View Post
    Weed-smoking devices are a lot like dildos, you're only limited by your own imagination and courage.
    That escalated quickly.

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    I recommend furious weed smoking

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    I would have no idea of what the combo of adrenaline and THC is like and therefore my life would be lesser at this point. RE: homemade contraptions etc. anybody else use a #6 or 7 stopper for burning on climbs?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ötzi View Post
    Welcome to 1975.
    Some things stand the test of time

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    The best thing is they're very stoner-friendly. Forget where you put the last one? No problem, just make another one. We moved last year after 20 years and it was amazing how many of those things I found as we emptied the house out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ötzi View Post
    If it wasn't for weed I'd be in rough shape or maybe dead. It's a lot easier on you than vodka.

    Weed-smoking devices are a lot like dildos, you're only limited by your own imagination and courage.

    When my son was in high school he came up with one I hadn't thought of, he was taking the sockets from my socket wrench kit, heating them up and mashing them though the side of plastic soda bottles. The top of the bottle becomes the mouthpiece, melt another hole in the side for a carb. I couldn't figure out wtf was happening to all my sockets until I found one of his devices by accident.
    I would have lost it on my kid if he borrowed my sockets and didn't put them back! I have a hard enough time keeping track of my tools myself...and we have a head shop right down the street.

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