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  1. #1
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    Rescue alternative

    Has this been posted yet? Seems brilliant, and a clever alternative to the old avy dog idea. “Good boy!”

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    Wolverines are so cool

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    Now I want a wolverine. I am gonna name him Buckeye.

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    Wolverines!
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    Honey Badger or GTFO!

    I bet he had pocket meat to help attract that critter..
    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

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    Wait 'til the wolverine crawls into the ice cave and eats the human's face...

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    Quote Originally Posted by TBS View Post
    Wait 'til the wolverine crawls into the ice cave and eats the human's face...
    Kind of what I was expecting.

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    Lol, I think the real question here is.......do they make good pets?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zhem View Post
    Lol, I think the real question here is.......do they make good pets?
    I don't think so......
    "True love is much easier to find with a helicopter"

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    Does BCA make a wolverine pack yet?

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    Hello SAR Wolverine Handlers and Welcome to the 2022 Avalanche Wolverine School.

    Let's discuss our seminar agendas for the day:

    1. Nutrition and SAR Wolverines - Enough they only nibble. Remember too much as they lose interest in the search, too little and they get too enthusiastic.
    2. Side by side protocol - why you should never leave your wolverine alone with the patient
    3. Lawsuits - unavoidable annoyance, or opportunity for publicity?
    4. Flight operations - We'll teach you how to land the rescue helicopter in case your wolverine mauls the pilot

    Lunch - PB&J for handlers and raw steak for your partner

    5. Hangfire mitigation - how wolverines literally intimidate avalanches
    6. Snowmobiles operations - how to calm nervous sled drivers and ways to use a Kevlar blanket to protect their vulnerable necks
    7. Mental Health - How to cope with the screams of people being eaten by wolverines
    8. Field drills with more raw steaks buried in the now
    Quote Originally Posted by blurred
    skiing is hiking all day so that you can ski on shitty gear for 5 minutes.

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    ^ good post. . Someone’s been to maybe a few too many workshops/seminars.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper View Post
    ^ good post. . Someone’s been to maybe a few too many workshops/seminars.
    Do you think so?
    "True love is much easier to find with a helicopter"

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    Quote Originally Posted by tang View Post
    Wolverines!
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    Red Dawn Patrol


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    Aggressive in my own mind

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