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  1. #501
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    Quote Originally Posted by Not DJSapp View Post
    Ok, now I'm really confused. If you do the 3-D tour, there are no less than 4 full size motorcycles on the second floor. In the master bedroom.

    I guess pro motorcycle racers need to spend their money on something?
    Nice and cozy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Not DJSapp View Post
    "Honey, you know what would be great above the bed? A sign that says 'Welcome to POUNDTOWN.' You know, just in case someone isn't sure what happens in this room."
    Sort of like the 1970s porno movie set recreation in the master bedroom a few pages back, no one entering the room should have any doubts.
    “The best argument in favour of a 90% tax rate on the rich is a five-minute chat with the average rich person.”

    - Winston Churchill, paraphrased.

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    She probably picked out all the signs, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Not DJSapp View Post
    But I just can't come up with a use case for motorcycles on the second floor.
    See the couches next to them? This is where they sit around and tell motorcycle stories and they can even get on one of the bikes and simulate for added effect.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Not DJSapp View Post
    Hey, a movie theater/orgy room with an adjacent shower makes perfect sense when you have porn on the big screen. But I just can't come up with a use case for motorcycles on the second floor.
    You can have sex on the motorcycles, while other people watch from the couches. Then the viewers can have sex on the fur rug things next, while the primary fuckers watch from the bikes.

    That's the routine for an "Oregon log cabin." You need to get out more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ötzi View Post
    She probably picked out all the signs, right?
    She made the signs. Seriously.

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    Zillow/Redfin Gems

    2015 ColoRADo castle for sale

    High spec, mostly, matched with poor detailing, odd terminations, and strange layout. Not thorough in its attempt to be a castle, skipping over the smaller details that might make it actually nice.

  8. #508
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    I don’t care if the future owner is Mother Teresa, they are going to be a raging fucking asshole.

    https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2...40324652_zpid/

    Even cut down trees to appeal to the Lorax in all of us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    I don’t care if the future owner is Mother Teresa, they are going to be a raging fucking asshole.

    https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2...40324652_zpid/

    Even a cut down tree to appeal to the Lorax in all of us.

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    So, at $25M per acre, is that on par with Manhattan or some shit? Seems pricey.

  10. #510
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    What is it, just a lot and a plan? Just a lot?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ötzi View Post
    What is it, just a lot and a plan? Just a lot?
    Yeah, it's just the land, but this could be you!

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    I mean, that kinda looks like a plan. And they throw it in for free!

  13. #513
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    It does resemble me. Hmm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ötzi View Post
    It does resemble me. Hmm.
    I'm substantially better looking than the dude in the plans.

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    I have been looking for a place to store my Indy car.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    I don’t care if the future owner is Mother Teresa, they are going to be a raging fucking asshole.
    I agree with your assessment. Also, what's up with the golden egg?

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    The golden egg really is remarkable. From my read on the floor plans, it appears you enter thru the egg, pass thru the lower intestine-looking passage into the bowels of the home. Having an estate with it's own asshole really shows that you've arrived.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The AD View Post
    I have been looking for a place to store my Indy car.
    You’ll have to keep looking. They won’t let low class junk like that in there, Ferrari F1 cars only

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    Quote Originally Posted by The AD View Post
    I have been looking for a place to store my Indy car.
    I parked it in your mom’s garage.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    I parked it in your mom’s garage.
    That doesn’t even make sense, yet is somehow still better than my reply was

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    Glad somebody jumped on the Ferrari as an Indy car comment, that can't be left w/o retort.

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    I would totally pay decent money to stay here for a night or two.
    Air b n b opportunity!

    https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3...47501339_zpid/
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    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    I would totally pay decent money to stay here for a night or two.
    Air b n b opportunity!

    https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3...47501339_zpid/
    I owned a stove/oven like this. We rescued it from my SO’s grandmother’s house after she passed. And it still worked. (We had the wider double oven version).Glass oven door slides up out of the opening vertically. The horizontal handle under the stainless shelf pulls out a drawer that conceals elec burners.
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  24. #524
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    Man, if this place was on the beach near some good riding (Newport? Todos Santos?)
    I would be down to go there repeatedly. If everything worked like in, say, the year 2010 (I don’t want to get greedy)
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    Quote Originally Posted by ::: ::: View Post
    I owned a stove/oven like this. We rescued it from my SO’s grandmother’s house after she passed. And it still worked. (We had the wider double oven version).Glass oven door slides up out of the opening vertically. The horizontal handle under the stainless shelf pulls out a drawer that conceals elec burners.
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    How would you take something out of the oven if you were cooking on the stove?

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