Zillow/Redfin Gems

[dan_pdx]

How do you have a 12k square foot house and cheap out on every finish inside and out?

[ötzi]

He probably figured everything was gonna get covered in jizz and Hawaiian Tropic anyway so why bother

[snowaddict91]

@ SA/rideit haha oh man

Oops

[Garbowski]

Toilet paper in the sauna?

[rideit]

Oops

Oh, great, now you are making fun of clumsy people.

[evdog]

Wow, I drove by that house like a month ago and saw a for sale sign.

Ha, my last employer had an office nearby. The hotel we used to stay at is just a few blocks from that house. I've walked past it on the beach a few times, totally clueless to the carnival show within.

Nothing says doing it wrong like having mirrors on the bathroom ceiling but none on the bedroom ceiling. Not to mention having pools on different levels without a waterslide to connect them.

[Vt-Freeheel]

If only a hurricane could take out select houses.

[Ted Striker]

If only a hurricane could take out select houses.

Rising sea level will take of it

[The AD]

This one is...unique
https://redf.in/eyN72Y

[Ted Striker]

"undisclosed location" = Deer Point

Lotta rich people's 2nd homes that they seldom visit down there.

[Nobody Famous]

A full barber chair? It's not the only oddity in this $1.5 MM home.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1...6714606_zpid/?

What I see:
-His and her's in-wall mini-beverage fridges next to the three-step elevated bed.
-Seven (my count) shower heads in the huge open bathroom with the three person tub.
-Kitchen with no counter tops and one appliance (a cooktop).
-No pics nor mention of the mechanical systems, not sure the place can make hot water for the huge tub.

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

A full barber chair? It's not the only oddity in this $1.5 MM home.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1...6714606_zpid/?

What I see:
-His and her's in-wall mini-beverage fridges next to the three-step elevated bed.
-Seven (my count) shower heads in the huge open bathroom with the three person tub.
-Kitchen with no counter tops and one appliance (a cooktop).
-No pics nor mention of the mechanical systems, not sure the place can make hot water for the huge tub.

My God.

[rideit]

This one is...unique
https://redf.in/eyN72Y

Drunk people and children are gonna fall off of those balconies.

[J. Barron DeJong]

A full barber chair? It's not the only oddity in this $1.5 MM home.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1...6714606_zpid/?

What I see:
-His and her's in-wall mini-beverage fridges next to the three-step elevated bed.
-Seven (my count) shower heads in the huge open bathroom with the three person tub.
-Kitchen with no counter tops and one appliance (a cooktop).
-No pics nor mention of the mechanical systems, not sure the place can make hot water for the huge tub.

Looks like it’s straight outta 2010.

[CarlMega]

Looks like it’s straight outta 2010.

That house is a loud, death trap. I'd break my noggin slipping on those hard smooth floors. The curvy bed is interesting but not on a pedestal an additional 3ft off off the ground. I want to file an insurance claim just looking at the pictures.

[thefrush]

That ABQ house looks like an unfinished remodel for some pro athlete.

[dunfree]

I’d think local Ron Burgundy

[exsparky]

How is it they do a massive remodel of a dump house like that and the smokes are hanging from the ceiling or missing?

They put at least $500k in that thing over the last few years and tons of corners were cut to put in some really stupid crap but come on... the smoke detectors were part of the permitting at least. Its 10 minutes a head at most.

All that baseboard heat means no AC too.



PS You can't watch tv in bed, when the bed is higher than the tv.

[exsparky]

How did everybody miss the zombie bars in the tanning lotion house?




Also missing smoke detectors.

[skaredshtles]

A full barber chair? It's not the only oddity in this $1.5 MM home.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1...6714606_zpid/?

What I see:
-His and her's in-wall mini-beverage fridges next to the three-step elevated bed.
-Seven (my count) shower heads in the huge open bathroom with the three person tub.
-Kitchen with no counter tops and one appliance (a cooktop).
-No pics nor mention of the mechanical systems, not sure the place can make hot water for the huge tub.

I don't understand why there is a room with a clothes washer... and no dryer? You just gonna head out and put the laundry on the line in the back yard?

[AK47bp]

How did everybody miss the zombie bars in the tanning lotion house?

Nice. Right next to the door sized glass window. Smart


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[Vt-Freeheel]

Coke induced paranoia?

I worked for a rich clown managing construction projects 20+ years ago who was a coke head. He said that when he was really deep into it that he was so whacked he wandered window to window with an Uzi thinking that people were after him.

[Nobody Famous]

How did everybody miss the zombie bars in the tanning lotion house?




Also missing smoke detectors.

Might be the same reason there are four lock sets on a door to the mirrored jacuzzi room:

[J. Barron DeJong]

Might be the same reason there are four lock sets on a door to the mirrored jacuzzi room:

uh, is it just me or do two of those locks look like they’re for keeping someone -in- the jacuzzi room?

[dunfree]

How is it they do a massive remodel of a dump house like that and the smokes are hanging from the ceiling or missing?

They put at least $500k in that thing over the last few years and tons of corners were cut to put in some really stupid crap but come on... the smoke detectors were part of the permitting at least. Its 10 minutes a head at most.

All that baseboard heat means no AC too.



PS You can't watch tv in bed, when the bed is higher than the tv.

I assume the smokes are missing because they were decommissioned by someone in the trades during renovations and nobody cared to fix it when they stopped getting paid