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  1. 12-08-2021, 08:54 PM #1
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    Zillow/Redfin Gems

    Just so we don’t clutter up the RE thread too much.

    This one is a little…busy?

    https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1...03355358_zpid/
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  2. 12-08-2021, 08:57 PM #2
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    Dystopian

    https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3...01748103_zpid/
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  3. 12-09-2021, 05:59 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    Dystopian

    https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3...01748103_zpid/
    Is this where Star Wars sets go to die?
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  4. 12-09-2021, 06:49 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    Dystopian

    https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3...01748103_zpid/
    Man, that one is... not to my taste.

    Aesthetics aside, it seems like it'd always be cold in there. Wouldn't the concrete just suck any heat out of the air?
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  5. 12-09-2021, 07:15 AM #5
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    There are some gems on zillowtastrophes on Instagram and tiktok.
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  6. 12-09-2021, 09:14 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    Dystopian

    https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3...01748103_zpid/
    You have to wonder how someone can look at the plans for this house and like it enough to approve its construction.
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  7. 12-09-2021, 09:19 AM #7
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    Both of these houses could fall under a new zillow category: Nouveau Riche
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  8. 12-09-2021, 09:32 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kailua_Boys View Post
    You have to wonder how someone can look at the plans for this house and like it enough to approve its construction.
    It's easy enough to understand if you assume that they're the type of people who will use that bizarre pit to make people fight wild animals. What other kind of person would live in a place like that?
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  9. 12-09-2021, 09:33 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    Dystopian

    https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3...01748103_zpid/
    hasnt this one been posted before? Was featured at the wsj website, months ago iirc.
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  10. 12-09-2021, 09:44 AM #10
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    I'll take heat for this but I kind of like it. The setting could be better but it's an interesting place. Looks like some of the concrete pours were less than ideal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by idahospud View Post
    It's easy enough to understand if you assume that they're the type of people who will use that bizarre pit to make people fight wild animals. What other kind of person would live in a place like that?
    Or the kind of people that will make people fight each other to the death in the pit. And then they'll release the winner for a human hunt. That's a seriously creepy place.
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  12. 12-09-2021, 10:50 AM #12
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    Not Zillow or Redfin, but this place near my 'hood has been on the market for 4 years now at $17 million...

    https://www.realtor.com/realestatean...9_M95260-45147
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  13. 12-09-2021, 10:57 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by TBS View Post
    Not Zillow or Redfin, but this place near my 'hood has been on the market for 4 years now at $17 million...

    https://www.realtor.com/realestatean...9_M95260-45147
    First thing to do is get all the horse related stuff off the property.
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  14. 12-09-2021, 11:04 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by TBS View Post
    Not Zillow or Redfin, but this place near my 'hood has been on the market for 4 years now at $17 million...

    https://www.realtor.com/realestatean...9_M95260-45147
    Primed for go-karts and motorcycles with the dirt oval next to the house and paved oval around it.
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  15. 12-09-2021, 11:20 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by TBS View Post
    Not Zillow or Redfin, but this place near my 'hood has been on the market for 4 years now at $17 million...

    https://www.realtor.com/realestatean...9_M95260-45147
    You would think a 17 mil listing would have a full array of professional photos instead of half shitty renderings.
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  16. 12-09-2021, 11:24 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    Just so we don’t clutter up the RE thread too much.

    This one is a little…busy?

    https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1...03355358_zpid/
    12k square feet and staged for three kids to share one room, eye roll
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  17. 12-09-2021, 11:35 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazderati View Post
    I'll take heat for this but I kind of like it. The setting could be better but it's an interesting place. Looks like some of the concrete pours were less than ideal.
    I could see it as a bar / restaurant. As a house, it seems horrible. "It's a nice place to visit, but you wouldn't want to live there"
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  18. 12-09-2021, 11:37 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by dan_pdx View Post
    12k square feet and staged for three kids to share one room, eye roll
    That's the servant quarters, kids have been shipped off to boarding school and only seen at resorts during breaks.
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  19. 12-09-2021, 12:12 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by TBS View Post
    Not Zillow or Redfin, but this place near my 'hood has been on the market for 4 years now at $17 million...

    https://www.realtor.com/realestatean...9_M95260-45147
    The people who build/buy this kind of shit must be nauseating human beings.
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  20. 12-09-2021, 12:21 PM #20
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    One thing I can never get past in a lot of these "high" end homes over $5 mil is the usage of really ugly/cheap/POS pre-engineered flooring. If I had a couple hundred million I might go all in on a over the top place but I would never let a piece of shit beveled edge flooring anywhere near it. What self respecting architect even suggests that shit ?
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    One double garage? Seems a bit lean to me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dantheman View Post
    The people who build/buy this kind of shit must be nauseating human beings.
    Holy HDR!

    What the fuck is that? Set from Harry Fucking Potter???

    The floggings will continue until morale improves.
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  25. 12-09-2021, 01:41 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by fatnslow View Post
    That's the servant quarters, kids have been shipped off to boarding school and only seen at resorts during breaks.
    Ha! Sounds about right: when you care enough to send (them to) the very best (boarding school).
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