Zillow/Redfin Gems

[Not DJSapp]

It's a treehouse. Seriously. So that's kinda weird, but the place is kinda awesome. Is Pismo beach a dump or something?

It's the primary beach that the Central Valley folks flock to on weekends. So you're hanging around the fine folks from Fresno and Bakersfield as they brap brap all over the dunes on quads, sand rails and dirt bikes. If that's your ideal beach thing, it's heaven.

[The AD]

It's a treehouse. Seriously. So that's kinda weird, but the place is kinda awesome. Is Pismo beach a dump or something?

It was good enough for Bugs Bunny.

[dunfree]

It was good enough for Bugs Bunny.

Bugs wanting to go to Coachella for the big festival reads different now too

[dan_pdx]

"Unfortunately there are squatters on the property and seller does not have resources to remove them and is willing to negotiate the price for a buyer to take the risk of closing."

$330k

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5...53849138_zpid/

[CarlMega]

"Unfortunately there are squatters on the property and seller does not have resources to remove them and is willing to negotiate the price for a buyer to take the risk of closing."

Dear gawd. The best images of the house you own can only be attained by drone. So you can see the mounds of garbage. And your neighbor's squatters garbage. Depressing.

[ötzi]

So, 5 dwelling units and a homeless encampment. Bargain.
edit: thought e were still talking about Pismo beach, my bad

[zion zig zag]

In what world does it make sense that you can’t kick squatters off your property?


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[ötzi]

Looks like the squatters in the place are fairly recent (since Google maps took its last pic at least), but the ones next door have been there for a while: https://www.google.com/maps/place/52...4d-122.6087786

[::: :::]

little bit of a read on a crazy huge development proposal by MBS
https://www.bloomberg.com/features/2...-saudi-arabia/

[Ted Striker]

In what world does it make sense that you can’t kick squatters off your property?

You can. Don't know why the landlord hasn't. Guessing he's broke.

His other problem is that nobody is going to want it without getting the property next door as well.

[::: :::]

You can. Don't know why the landlord hasn't. Guessing he's broke.

His other problem is that nobody is going to want it without getting the property next door as well.

some cities suspended evictions during covid
which, if nothing else, might have been long enough to allow the establishment of this immovable pile in the backyard

[Ted Striker]

I think the whole states of OR and WA had moratoriums, but ours has been over for a while. I guess it's still in effect in pdx? But if I'm not mistaken, they were specifically for financial hardship / non-payment.

Intentional property damage and/or criminal actions (guarantee they're smoking meth/crack/H) fall under lease/rental agreement violations, and they can be evicted for cause, or in extreme cases - like this - the landlord can file an eviction and have them served with an unconditional quit notice of 24hrs.

I suspect one of those has happened, and the tenant(s) said fuck you, we won't go. So now the landlord needs lawyer money, which I'm guessing they don't have.

[TBS]

little bit of a read on a crazy huge development proposal by MBS
https://www.bloomberg.com/features/2...-saudi-arabia/

[Mazderati]

This listing is really for the land but someone built what appears to be a neat thinking room. No interior pics.

[Bobby Stainless]

They dropped the Bat Cave 220k... Lots of want. 10min from Center Hill Lake. 110 acres. Bat Cave.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3...42376751_zpid/

In what world does it make sense that you can’t kick squatters off your property?


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Oregon apparently. What a mess.

I bet that place smells terrific.

[oldnew_guy]

Check out the recommendation from the real estate agent selling that squatter house in PDX:

“Jones advised people not to leave their homes vacant regardless of if they have security. He said it’s becoming all too common that people break in and never leave.”

https://www.kgw.com/article/news/loc...f-b3a51b0087a5

[up an down]

More of that behavior will occur as the economy continues to beat the crap out of the lower financial class

[altacoup]

Cops claiming that it’s a civil issue is bullshit. These people weren’t renters who refused to leave. It’s literally breaking and entering and then never leaving. Cops in Oregon are basically refusing to do their job all over the state because they’re mad that voters decriminalized drugs. Buddies house on the coast was broken into and the cops told him they’re not prosecuting any property crimes. Also warned him not to physically harm any potential future intruders. WTF?

[dan_pdx]

Cops claiming that it’s a civil issue is bullshit. These people weren’t renters who refused to leave. It’s literally breaking and entering and then never leaving. Cops in Oregon are basically refusing to do their job all over the state because they’re mad that voters decriminalized drugs. Buddies house on the coast was broken into and the cops told him they’re not prosecuting any property crimes. Also warned him not to physically harm any potential future intruders. WTF?

Hell, i think a majority of voters are mad that we decriminalized drugs. I wouldn't be surprised to see that reversed in the next few years.

[skaredshtles]

Hell, i think a majority of voters are mad that we decriminalized drugs. I wouldn't be surprised to see that reversed in the next few years.

People are pretty dumb.

[dunfree]

Cops claiming that it’s a civil issue is bullshit. These people weren’t renters who refused to leave. It’s literally breaking and entering and then never leaving. Cops in Oregon are basically refusing to do their job all over the state because they’re mad that voters decriminalized drugs. Buddies house on the coast was broken into and the cops told him they’re not prosecuting any property crimes. Also warned him not to physically harm any potential future intruders. WTF?

there’s a whole lot of details to this story that don’t align - if the landlord were injured by one of the squatents violence that should have been enough to get the squatents gone if true. Maybe PDX police would rather hang with proudboys than do their job

[Supermoon]

Cops claiming that it’s a civil issue is bullshit. These people weren’t renters who refused to leave. It’s literally breaking and entering and then never leaving. Cops in Oregon are basically refusing to do their job all over the state because they’re mad that voters decriminalized drugs. Buddies house on the coast was broken into and the cops told him they’re not prosecuting any property crimes. Also warned him not to physically harm any potential future intruders. WTF?

Cops in Oregon have been useless for a long time, but they do have that as a new excuse.

there’s a whole lot of details to this story that don’t align - if the landlord were injured by one of the squatents violence that should have been enough to get the squatents gone if true. Maybe PDX police would rather hang with proudboys than do their job

Pretty much.

[oldnew_guy]

I think there are a lot of details missing in this story, but I’m still blown away by the RE agents comment.

[ötzi]

They dropped the Bat Cave 220k... Lots of want. 10min from Center Hill Lake. 110 acres. Bat Cave.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3...42376751_zpid/

They originally listed it for $1.25MM. Paid $154K in ‘99 for the land. Probably put less than $400K into improvements. There’s still room on the price.

[CarlMega]

Solution: Move squatters to Bobby's bat cave pad. Reclaim Oregon house. Squatters will significantly depreciate bat cave enabling him to purchase. Bobby will finally be able to flash that gun hardware in a useful setting. Win-win-win.