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  1. #1026
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    Quote Originally Posted by skaredshtles View Post
    I don't understand why there is a room with a clothes washer... and no dryer? You just gonna head out and put the laundry on the line in the back yard?
    Money laundering, duh
    Forum Cross Pollinator, gratuitously strident

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    Whole place feels like it was built by a meth kingpin or something.

  3. #1028
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    Looks like a guy that owns a tile company using up the crap inventory on a flip.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Nobody Famous View Post
    Might be the same reason there are four lock sets on a door to the mirrored jacuzzi room:
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    WTF
    That’s a lot of locks.
    And mirrors

    But what spirit animal is that atop the jacuzzi?

    And wtf about the black shitter?
    And above the shitter you got industrial tp and wet ones etc.

    Yeah. Meth house. Or coke. Or both.

  5. #1030
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel View Post
    Coke induced paranoia?

    I worked for a rich clown managing construction projects 20+ years ago who was a coke head. He said that when he was really deep into it that he was so whacked he wandered window to window with an Uzi thinking that people were after him.
    I've heard stories of people thinking that kids playing in a park were undercover midget cops. Spent days trying to figure out how they were tracking him.
    Also hours and hours spent looking out the peep hole in hotels doors.

    Stimulant abuse is not a pleasant situation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skaredshtles View Post
    I don't understand why there is a room with a clothes washer... and no dryer? You just gonna head out and put the laundry on the line in the back yard?
    Maybe a combo washer dryer for the guests? I’ve stayed in a few places that had a combined condensing washer/dryer set up where there wasn’t enough space for separate washer and dryers.

    The average person would have to spend 1.5 million remodeling this place to be semi normal, so that makes this a tear down?

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    Zillow/Redfin Gems

    Quote Originally Posted by skiballs View Post
    Looks like a guy that owns a tile company using up the crap inventory on a flip.


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    I figure this and the Albuquerque listing a page back are dudes that own a tile or granite company’s own Custom homes.

    Knew a middle age single guy who owned a glass company that frosted-glassed the shit out of a late 80s condo in Boston, then he moved Florida.

  8. #1033
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    Quote Originally Posted by exsparky View Post
    How did everybody miss the zombie bars in the tanning lotion house?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nobody Famous View Post
    Might be the same reason there are four lock sets on a door to the mirrored jacuzzi room:Attachment 436246
    I'm going with 'the Feds already used a battering ram on the front door, and kicked the bathroom door in'

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  9. #1034
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    Quote Originally Posted by oldnew_guy View Post
    Maybe a combo washer dryer for the guests? I’ve stayed in a few places that had a combined condensing washer/dryer set up where there wasn’t enough space for separate washer and dryers.
    TIL that a combo washer/dryer exists.

  10. #1035
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    Good eye ex-sparky! Also, outstanding MS Paint work. That is truly some whacky shit

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    Ted, this one has your name on it: private island with an airstrip

    https://www.redfin.com/WA/Blakely-Is.../home/16754606

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    The downfall of no pre purchase inspection


    man-finds
    www.apriliaforum.com

    "If the road You followed brought you to this,of what use was the road"?

    "I have no idea what I am talking about but would be happy to share my biased opinions as fact on the matter. "
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel View Post
    The downfall of no pre purchase inspection


    man-finds
    Ooof

    That wouldn’t pass the smell test

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel View Post
    The downfall of no pre purchase inspection


    man-finds
    I guess now we know why it went to foreclosure.

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    Zillow/Redfin Gems

    Quote Originally Posted by ötzi View Post
    I guess now we know why it went to foreclosure.
    Lucky she didn’t have pets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dan_pdx View Post
    Ted, this one has your name on it: private island with an airstrip

    https://www.redfin.com/WA/Blakely-Is.../home/16754606
    "HOA Dues $3,605/month"

    Honestly, not a fan of any of those close-in, smaller islands. There's always some weird power dynamic.

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    Wait, there’s an HOA for your own private island? Wild

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    It's doublespeak. That listing is for a peninsula that has an "island" at the end. The main island isn't accessible by public transportation and there's no public dock, so in that respect it's private.

    And AFAIK, the entire island is private property. It was held by a handful of individuals until it was developed in the 70s. Those houses on the northwest end are one big gated (by water) community, with private roads, a paved airstrip and a marina. They pay another island to come get their garbage with a barge. Don't know what they do for water, but that's got to cost something too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Supermoon View Post
    Wait, there’s an HOA for your own private island? Wild
    The map shows its part of a much larger island. Unless the map is wrong.


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    With this fix-n-flip you get two urinals in the kitchen.

    The urinals might be a gag or decoration, there is no flush valve hardware shown -- but still who does such a dumb ass thing? Ringing in at slightly less dumb are all the beer taps around the house including one above a toilet in the master (and only) bath room.
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    https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3...4660527_zpid/?
    Last edited by Nobody Famous; 12-07-2022 at 09:11 AM. Reason: dump > dumb
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    I have a feeling the beer taps and the urinals are somehow connected.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ötzi View Post
    I have a feeling the beer taps and the urinals are somehow connected.
    Yeah, the urinals drain directly into the bud light kegs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by evdog View Post
    Yeah, the urinals drain directly into the bud light kegs.
    Smart

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    Very efficient operation.

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    Why use the urinal when you have a throne?

    With a beer tap.

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    Love the blood red bathroom

    Slim shady for sure.

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