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Thread: Nut cuttin’ day…any pro tips?
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12-06-2021, 11:44 AM #1Hucked to flat once
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Nut cuttin’ day…any pro tips?
Sitting in the waiting room, popped a couple valium, got my ice bags ready, a few docuseries lined up. What am I missing?
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12-06-2021, 11:47 AM #2
No nuttin for a week or two. Don't trust the process until the 6 month swimmer check. And frozen peas and corn are much more comfortable than ice!
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12-06-2021, 11:49 AM #3
You can nut as soon as you think you’re ready and you only need a dozen ejaculations before testing
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12-06-2021, 11:50 AM #4
Self love wasn't pleasant for the first 8-10 days - comfort-wise.
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12-06-2021, 11:50 AM #5
Don't do what this guy did: https://forum.dvdtalk.com/other-talk...d-de-sacs.html
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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12-06-2021, 11:53 AM #6
+1 on peas.. and porn for the first couple trial cums... Was still a little tender for wife assist at first..
Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!
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12-06-2021, 11:59 AM #7Registered User
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Get excited for a most awkward small talk conversation with the doc as he fondles yer balls for an hour while you are wide awake.
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12-06-2021, 12:03 PM #8indentured servant
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Don't believe your friends that said they went golfing or cycling the day after. Don't fly to a sales meeting the day after.
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12-06-2021, 12:08 PM #9
Sitting in the waiting room.
I wait I wait I wait.Move upside and let the man go through...
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12-06-2021, 12:11 PM #10
when they say no lifting (anything) for a week, listen to the doctors...
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12-06-2021, 12:16 PM #11
Have I ever told the story about removing the last stitch myself because it wouldn't dissolve and it was darn uncomfortable?
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12-06-2021, 12:18 PM #12Registered User
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Riser, you don't need to tell us every story that comes to mind.
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12-06-2021, 12:20 PM #13Registered User
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IME when the freezing came out its gona hurt, YMMV but I passed out from pain just taking a piss, don't plan too much
DO wait until you test swimmer free to stop using contraception, I ended up with another son,
A week later MD said to me " well you are testing clean now but whatever you had you should have been selling "Lee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know
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12-06-2021, 12:29 PM #14
A mouth is a mouth.
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12-06-2021, 12:32 PM #15
The 3 easy steps:
1. peas (frozen)
2.rest
3.Don't even think about it.
Wife worked in ER for quite a while- has some pure Stephen King about guys who skipped a step."if you plant ice, you're gonna harvest wind..."
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12-06-2021, 12:39 PM #16
++vibes++
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12-06-2021, 12:58 PM #17
Will say it was absolutely the best thing I did after having two beautiful healthy groms- I waited for a year after my daughter was born before scheduling the snip and never looked back. We were a little older when we had our two 33/35 - didn't want to chase a toddler around in my late 40s or 50s.
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12-06-2021, 12:59 PM #18
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12-06-2021, 01:15 PM #19
I scheduled mine for the first week of march madness. Vikes, beer and basketball make it a lot more bearable.
I have a friend who was one of the horror stories, but I think he literally tried to bang the hot nurse right after the procedure.
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12-06-2021, 01:26 PM #20
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12-06-2021, 01:29 PM #21
they will tape the wang to your belly to keep it out of the way....
as mentioned above -- frozen peas.....I did it during week of march madness.....so had something to watch in bed.
I ended up with an infection, which extended things a couple extra days - so don't hesitate to hassle the doctor if not healing as expected.
All in all a good move. worth it.
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12-06-2021, 01:30 PM #22
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12-06-2021, 01:31 PM #23
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12-06-2021, 01:33 PM #24
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12-06-2021, 01:35 PM #25
Not enough to offset the hassle of getting my car repaired.
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