Nut cuttin’ day…any pro tips?

**Conundrum** · 12-06-2021, 11:44 AM

Sitting in the waiting room, popped a couple valium, got my ice bags ready, a few docuseries lined up. What am I missing?

**prsboogie** · 12-06-2021, 11:47 AM

No nuttin for a week or two. Don't trust the process until the 6 month swimmer check. And frozen peas and corn are much more comfortable than ice!

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**MagnificentUnicorn** · 12-06-2021, 11:49 AM

Originally Posted by prsboogie

No nuttin for a week or two. Don't trust the process until the 6 month swimmer check. And frozen peas and corn are much more comfortable than ice!

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You can nut as soon as you think you’re ready and you only need a dozen ejaculations before testing

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**prsboogie** · 12-06-2021, 11:50 AM

Self love wasn't pleasant for the first 8-10 days - comfort-wise.

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**Danno** · 12-06-2021, 11:50 AM

Don't do what this guy did: https://forum.dvdtalk.com/other-talk...d-de-sacs.html

**SumJongGuy** · 12-06-2021, 11:53 AM

+1 on peas.. and porn for the first couple trial cums... Was still a little tender for wife assist at first..

**muted reborn** · 12-06-2021, 11:59 AM

Get excited for a most awkward small talk conversation with the doc as he fondles yer balls for an hour while you are wide awake.

**waxman** · 12-06-2021, 12:03 PM

Don't believe your friends that said they went golfing or cycling the day after. Don't fly to a sales meeting the day after.

**Mofro261** · 12-06-2021, 12:08 PM

Sitting in the waiting room.

I wait I wait I wait.

**sharcsplean** · 12-06-2021, 12:11 PM

when they say no lifting (anything) for a week, listen to the doctors...

**riser4** · 12-06-2021, 12:16 PM

Have I ever told the story about removing the last stitch myself because it wouldn't dissolve and it was darn uncomfortable?

**muted reborn** · 12-06-2021, 12:18 PM

Riser, you don't need to tell us every story that comes to mind.

**XXX-er** · 12-06-2021, 12:20 PM

IME when the freezing came out its gona hurt, YMMV but I passed out from pain just taking a piss, don't plan too much

DO wait until you test swimmer free to stop using contraception, I ended up with another son,

A week later MD said to me " well you are testing clean now but whatever you had you should have been selling "

**Peruvian** · 12-06-2021, 12:29 PM

A mouth is a mouth.

**wolfy** · 12-06-2021, 12:32 PM

The 3 easy steps:
1. peas (frozen)
2.rest
3.Don't even think about it.

Wife worked in ER for quite a while- has some pure Stephen King about guys who skipped a step.

**Bobcat Sig** · 12-06-2021, 12:39 PM

++vibes++

**prsboogie** · 12-06-2021, 12:58 PM

Will say it was absolutely the best thing I did after having two beautiful healthy groms- I waited for a year after my daughter was born before scheduling the snip and never looked back. We were a little older when we had our two 33/35 - didn't want to chase a toddler around in my late 40s or 50s.

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**riser4** · 12-06-2021, 12:59 PM

Originally Posted by muted reborn

Riser, you don't need to tell us every story that comes to mind.

Where's the fun in that?

**I Skied Bandini Mountain** · 12-06-2021, 01:15 PM

I scheduled mine for the first week of march madness. Vikes, beer and basketball make it a lot more bearable.

I have a friend who was one of the horror stories, but I think he literally tried to bang the hot nurse right after the procedure.

**MyNameIsAugustWest** · 12-06-2021, 01:26 PM

Originally Posted by wolfy

The 3 easy steps:
1. peas (frozen)
2.rest
3.Don't even think about it.

Wife worked in ER for quite a while- has some pure Stephen King about guys who skipped a step.

Solid advice right there. I'll only add that you need to play it up with the wife and have her wait on you hand and foot for a few days. Don't tell her you now know what childbirth feels like.

**pepperdawg** · 12-06-2021, 01:29 PM

they will tape the wang to your belly to keep it out of the way....

as mentioned above -- frozen peas.....I did it during week of march madness.....so had something to watch in bed.

I ended up with an infection, which extended things a couple extra days - so don't hesitate to hassle the doctor if not healing as expected.

All in all a good move. worth it.

**riser4** · 12-06-2021, 01:30 PM

Originally Posted by I Skied Bandini Mountain

I scheduled mine for the first week of march madness. Vikes, beer and basketball make it a lot more bearable.

I have a friend who was one of the horror stories, but I think he literally tried to bang the hot nurse right after the procedure.

Dog's gonna dog.

**TBS** · 12-06-2021, 01:31 PM

Do not get sideswiped by a drunk lady on the way home from the snip

Originally Posted by MyNameIsAugustWest

Solid advice right there. I'll only add that you need to play it up with the wife and have her wait on you hand and foot for a few days. Don't tell her you now know what childbirth feels like.

Yeahhh, that didn't happen. Ms TBS reminded me of the childbirth experience the first time I whined (about an hour after getting sideswiped)