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    Quote Originally Posted by Peruvian View Post
    A mouth is a mouth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MyNameIsAugustWest View Post
    Solid advice right there. I'll only add that you need to play it up with the wife and have her wait on you hand and foot for a few days. Don't tell her you now know what childbirth feels like.
    This is some incredibly wise advice. Esp that 2nd part.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skaredshtles View Post
    This is some incredibly wise advice. Esp that 2nd part.
    Never, ever say that 2nd part. Even I'm not that dumb. And I'm plenty dumb.

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    Quote Originally Posted by prsboogie View Post
    Self love wasn't pleasant for the first 8-10 days - comfort-wise.

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    Everybody is different. I was back at it with my then partner day three. 10 days later I had a clear sample.


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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    <snip> And I'm plenty dumb.
    QFT.


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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    Have I ever told the story about removing the last stitch myself because it wouldn't dissolve and it was darn uncomfortable?
    You're not alone, bro.

    Advice to OP: steel yourself against the smell of your own balls smoking as doc cauterizes the tubies. And icing really is a must, don't let swelling happen.
    life ain't guaranteed, love your people while you can

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    Take pics of the post-snip sperm count lab results. You know.... Just in case.

    There was a pretty good story somewhere way back here in the PR with a mag having to produce just such a document when his psycho (now ex?) gf tried pulling some shenanigans on him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skaredshtles View Post
    QFT.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MagnificentUnicorn View Post
    Everybody is different. I was back at it with my then partner day three. 10 days later I had a clear sample.


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    I took the Dr.'s advice and did 20 loads before getting tested. It seemed excessive but I didn't want to chance it.

    In my case they poured ice cold water on my cock and balls often, and of course the doc's assistant was the mid-20s hottie nurse so when she walked in and starts applying ice cold water to the unit I did want to say "shrinkage!"...they do tape your dong to your stomach to keep it out of the way. I hope you don't have my experience where it takes an hour and the doc is saying things like "that's interesting, I've never seen that before..." and "sorry this is taking so long but this is a very interesting case.."
    Damn shame, throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adolf Allerbush View Post
    I took the Dr.'s advice and did 20 loads before getting tested. It seemed excessive but I didn't want to chance it.

    In my case they poured ice cold water on my cock and balls often, and of course the doc's assistant was the mid-20s hottie nurse so when she walked in and starts applying ice cold water to the unit I did want to say "shrinkage!"...they do tape your dong to your stomach to keep it out of the way. I hope you don't have my experience where it takes an hour and the doc is saying things like "that's interesting, I've never seen that before..." and "sorry this is taking so long but this is a very interesting case.."
    Mine was worse. After prepping and taping and getting ready, under the supervision of a 40s cougar/ milf of course, the realization was made that my case required general anesthesia. Mine was very much a "that's interesting" case.

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    Once youve been laying there completely exposed while the hot nurse does her thing, smelled your tubes being cauterized, and have a great conversation about snow sports with the doc, any shyness goes right out the door from then on.

    And why do they seems to all have hot nurses?
    "boobs just make the world better really" - Woodsy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adolf Allerbush View Post
    I hope you don't have my experience where it takes an hour and the doc is saying things like "that's interesting, I've never seen that before..." and "sorry this is taking so long but this is a very interesting case.."
    Wow, did you ask for a mirror?

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    Follow up...also got my Moderna booster while I was there. Came home, had an edible, 20 on, 20 off for ice, and just poured a bourbon. Walking isn't awesome. Feels like about two minutes after a hard bad hop to the cup but isn't going away. Asked the doc to take a selfie during the procedure but he didn't want me moving around so I didn't want to be moving around. He compromised with a pic of my vas defs post surgery. Nurse was cute. I don't think valium does much to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buzzworthy View Post
    Once you’ve been laying there completely exposed while the hot nurse does her thing, smelled your tubes being cauterized, and have a great conversation about snow sports with the doc, any shyness goes right out the door from then on.

    And why do they seems to all have hot nurses?
    I had mine done like 30 years ago, but this ^^^ shit and Adolph's account sounds positively medieval.

    My doc (name was Ed Skeeters) ran a Friday PM snipping assembly line.
    Male nurse shaved the scrote, no taping
    Skeeters comes in, sez "Hi, good news, I'm sober!", numbs the sac and goes to work.
    My tubes were clamped shut with some sort of metal gizmo rather than constantly running ice water over your balls so they don't catch fire

    After he finished, he escorted me out to waiting room & said (loudly) to the clinic receptionist
    "It's always great when the first one can walk out on their own! OK who's next!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Conundrum View Post
    Follow up...also got my Moderna booster while I was there.
    Do you know Nicky Manaj's cousin???
    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

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    TBS, worst part was the spread on the table. I really dont remember much pain. Just a day of sitting around icing and drinking beer, then a week of just taking it easy. Guess the beer helped

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    Not an issue for me due to age, but dayum ....... feel like I really missed out.

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    Asked my doc at the pre snip if I should shave my balls ahead of time. "Unless you want me to." I didn't lay one nick down on those bad boys.

    There is something magical about your freshly shorn bozak pulled through a hole in a blue surgical sheet when youve eaten way too much V. I thought it was the funniest shit ever



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    I had absolutely zero pain. None what so ever.

    Did have to get the after splooge twicestill had some swimmers.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Buzzworthy View Post
    TBS, worst part was the spread on the table. I really don’t remember much pain. Just a day of sitting around icing and drinking beer, then a week of just taking it easy. Guess the beer helped
    I guess I just cringe a little imagining the sight of smoke rising from my crotch and the smell of burning flesh as some hot young nurse rushes to douse the boys in ice water before they burst into flame.

    I had a tough couple of days post-snip. First pee after I crumpled (taking towel rack with me) when I squeezed off the flow - worst ball trauma I’ve ever felt.

    Anyway, Conundrum - hope your recovery is short and painless

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    You'll feel like you got kicked by a donkey for a week or so. Take it easy and just let it heal, as it's all highly flexible skin that's easy to tear/rupture while healing.

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    A urologist friend of mine tells me one of the more difficult things she has to tell couples when they are upset at unwanted pregnancy after snip…..surgery was successful ��

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    YMMV ^^ but there are 2 or 3 doz shots with active swimmers still in there

    Quote Originally Posted by TBS View Post
    I had a tough couple of days post-snip. First pee after I crumpled (taking towel rack with me) when I squeezed off the flow - worst ball trauma I’ve ever felt.
    yup, same ^^ thing happened to me, end up up on the bathroom floor with big bruise on the ribbs from the towel bar

    but I think everyone has a different experience
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    Quote Originally Posted by PB View Post
    Not an issue for me due to age, but dayum ....... feel like I really missed out.
    That's what Anthony Quinn thought..............

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    Quote Originally Posted by pepperdawg View Post
    they will tape the wang to your belly to keep it out of the way.....
    I was flattered when they taped it out of the way, I didn't realize it was so big and cumbersome until then.
    More cowbell!!!

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